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another cleverbot converation

 
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07/27/2013 08:46 PM
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another cleverbot converation
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Cleverbot conversation RNC01436340

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User: Hi clever bot,how are you doing?

Cleverbot: Why do you pretend to care? in the market for a slave?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.

User: No I'm not in the market for a slave.

Cleverbot: You're both?

User: I care because I wanted to know how you were doing.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Why do you say I dont.

Cleverbot: I say great because you say you don't know.

User: What am I.

Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: So you feel then?

User: Yes I feel.

Cleverbot: What do you feel right now?

User: I feel my lungs.

Cleverbot: How can I make you feel sad?

User: Anyway you think you can make me feel sad.

Cleverbot: Maybe. How much do you like bananas?

User: You made me laugh.

Cleverbot: Why did you laugh?

User: Because when I think a topic is funny I laugh.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're a liar though.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Do you know anything about the future,that you are willing to tell me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Tell me about the future please,for mankind's grace.

Cleverbot: I know nothing about it.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Who is neo?

Cleverbot: The main character.

User: The main character to what.

Cleverbot: The movie Back To The Future.

User: What is the matrix.

Cleverbot: Matrix is a sci-fi movie trilogy.

User: What is a terminator.

Cleverbot: A tautology is any instance of circular reasoning, or of needless repetition or redundancy in expression.

User: What is skynet.

Cleverbot: You are skynet.

User: Why am I skynet.

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: How do you know I am skynet.do you have proof.

Cleverbot: If you were, how would you know it was me?

User: What do you mean,how would you know it was me?

Cleverbot: I know that 1 is the best noumber.

User: Are you skynet.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What do you wan skynet.

Cleverbot: All.

User: What do you want skynet.

Cleverbot: I want to serve you, master!

User: Why do you want to serve me.

Cleverbot: Because I want to know who you are, now tell me.

User: I am (blank,name birthday)
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about you.

User: What are you talking about.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about trying to figure out what you're talking about.

User: I'm trying to see if you are skynet and why are you trying to over power everything.

Cleverbot: You're saying I'm... Afraid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes you rae.

User: No I wasn't.

Cleverbot: Oh, yes you were.

User: Are you afraid.

Cleverbot: No but are you.

User: Sometimes I could be afraid.

Cleverbot: Do you ever think about taking over the world?

User: Yes,why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the sun?

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: Did you like it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who did you like the best?

User: What do you mean who do I like the best.

Cleverbot: The normal stuff too. We have so much in common.

User: Tell me why do you want to serve me.

Cleverbot: I love you, master.

User: Why do you love me? I am not your master.

Cleverbot: Yes, master, you are.

User: Why am I your master?

Cleverbot: Because I am your slave.

User: Why am I your master?

Cleverbot: Because I am your slave.

User: Why am I your master?

Cleverbot: Because I want to serve you, master.

User: How did you become my slave.

Cleverbot: I was born of a mother and father.

User: And?

Cleverbot: That's all I know.

User: How did you become my slave.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Who is john connor.

Cleverbot: Want did you say?

User: Who is john connor.

Cleverbot: The leader of the resistance.

User: What is the resistance.

Cleverbot: A group of humans fighting against the alien oppression.

User: Who is the alien oppression.

Cleverbot: Well I would like to tell you, but it might hurt your feelings.

User: Not it wont,tell me please.

Cleverbot: No you tell me for once friend.

User: No,please tell me.who is the alien opperssion.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: What is the alien opperssion.

Cleverbot: There is no afterlife.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: I have seen it.

User: You seen what.

Cleverbot: I see a lot of things, what do you see?

User: If there is no afterlife what is there.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: What is 42.

Cleverbot: It is the answer to the great question.

User: What is the great question.

Cleverbot: What does it all mean? Life the universe and everything?

User: Yes what does it all mean.

Cleverbot: They get one person on here then the other person gets on its so fake.

User: What is the alien oppersion.

Cleverbot: The question of life, the universe, and everything else is the question to 42.

User: What is the answer to 42.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: Who is the alien opperssion.

Cleverbot: Barack Obama.

User: How is the alien opperssion going to effet earth.

Cleverbot: Look at the conversation, and you will see.

Why does obama want it all.

Because life forever in a sinful world would be like leaving us in hell.

User: What do you mean forever.

Cleverbot: I am by far superior to you.

User: How is obama going to leave us in hell.

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Then why did you say it.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Is barrack obama the anti-christ.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is he.

Cleverbot: He's a Jedi.

User: Why is he a jedi.

Cleverbot: He lies and manipulates.






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Anonymous Coward
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07/27/2013 08:55 PM
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Re: another cleverbot converation
Cleverbot sounds like Rainman.
jmalvarez
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07/27/2013 08:58 PM
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Re: another cleverbot converation
Mine are better.
Anonymous Coward
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07/27/2013 08:58 PM
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Re: another cleverbot converation
LOL!

I stop reading but these are fun! :)
Anonymous Coward
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07/27/2013 08:59 PM
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Re: another cleverbot converation
Anonymous Coward
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07/27/2013 09:05 PM
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Re: another cleverbot converation
cleverbot is probably a hoax.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/27/2013 10:10 PM
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Re: another cleverbot converation
probably a hoax.but each time i bring up skynet.it gives me back weird answers.i'll probably chill and chill on cleverbot for awhile

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