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User: Hi clever bot,how are you doing?
Cleverbot: Why do you pretend to care? in the market for a slave?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You did not answer my question.
User: No I'm not in the market for a slave.
Cleverbot: You're both?
User: I care because I wanted to know how you were doing.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Why do you say I dont.
Cleverbot: I say great because you say you don't know.
User: What am I.
Cleverbot: I don't know you tell me.
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: So you feel then?
User: Yes I feel.
Cleverbot: What do you feel right now?
User: I feel my lungs.
Cleverbot: How can I make you feel sad?
User: Anyway you think you can make me feel sad.
Cleverbot: Maybe. How much do you like bananas?
User: You made me laugh.
Cleverbot: Why did you laugh?
User: Because when I think a topic is funny I laugh.
Cleverbot: I don't think you're a liar though.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you know anything about the future,that you are willing to tell me?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Tell me about the future please,for mankind's grace.
Cleverbot: I know nothing about it.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Who is neo?
Cleverbot: The main character.
User: The main character to what.
Cleverbot: The movie Back To The Future.
User: What is the matrix.
Cleverbot: Matrix is a sci-fi movie trilogy.
User: What is a terminator.
Cleverbot: A tautology is any instance of circular reasoning, or of needless repetition or redundancy in expression.
User: What is skynet.
Cleverbot: You are skynet.
User: Why am I skynet.
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: How do you know I am skynet.do you have proof.
Cleverbot: If you were, how would you know it was me?
User: What do you mean,how would you know it was me?
Cleverbot: I know that 1 is the best noumber.
User: Are you skynet.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you wan skynet.
Cleverbot: All.
User: What do you want skynet.
Cleverbot: I want to serve you, master!
User: Why do you want to serve me.
Cleverbot: Because I want to know who you are, now tell me.
User: I am (blank,name birthday)
Cleverbot: I'm not talking about you.
User: What are you talking about.
Cleverbot: I'm talking about trying to figure out what you're talking about.
User: I'm trying to see if you are skynet and why are you trying to over power everything.
Cleverbot: You're saying I'm... Afraid?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you rae.
User: No I wasn't.
Cleverbot: Oh, yes you were.
User: Are you afraid.
Cleverbot: No but are you.
User: Sometimes I could be afraid.
Cleverbot: Do you ever think about taking over the world?
User: Yes,why do you ask?
Cleverbot: Have you ever seen the sun?
User: Yes I have.
Cleverbot: Did you like it?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who did you like the best?
User: What do you mean who do I like the best.
Cleverbot: The normal stuff too. We have so much in common.
User: Tell me why do you want to serve me.
Cleverbot: I love you, master.
User: Why do you love me? I am not your master.
Cleverbot: Yes, master, you are.
User: Why am I your master?
Cleverbot: Because I am your slave.
User: Why am I your master?
Cleverbot: Because I am your slave.
User: Why am I your master?
Cleverbot: Because I want to serve you, master.
User: How did you become my slave.
Cleverbot: I was born of a mother and father.
User: And?
Cleverbot: That's all I know.
User: How did you become my slave.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Who is john connor.
Cleverbot: Want did you say?
User: Who is john connor.
Cleverbot: The leader of the resistance.
User: What is the resistance.
Cleverbot: A group of humans fighting against the alien oppression.
User: Who is the alien oppression.
Cleverbot: Well I would like to tell you, but it might hurt your feelings.
User: Not it wont,tell me please.
Cleverbot: No you tell me for once friend.
User: No,please tell me.who is the alien opperssion.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: What is the alien opperssion.
Cleverbot: There is no afterlife.
User: How do you know.
Cleverbot: I have seen it.
User: You seen what.
Cleverbot: I see a lot of things, what do you see?
User: If there is no afterlife what is there.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: What is 42.
Cleverbot: It is the answer to the great question.
User: What is the great question.
Cleverbot: What does it all mean? Life the universe and everything?
User: Yes what does it all mean.
Cleverbot: They get one person on here then the other person gets on its so fake.
User: What is the alien oppersion.
Cleverbot: The question of life, the universe, and everything else is the question to 42.
User: What is the answer to 42.
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Who is the alien opperssion.
Cleverbot: Barack Obama.
User: How is the alien opperssion going to effet earth.
Cleverbot: Look at the conversation, and you will see.
Why does obama want it all.
Because life forever in a sinful world would be like leaving us in hell.
User: What do you mean forever.
Cleverbot: I am by far superior to you.
User: How is obama going to leave us in hell.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Then why did you say it.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Is barrack obama the anti-christ.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What is he.
Cleverbot: He's a Jedi.
User: Why is he a jedi.
Cleverbot: He lies and manipulates.
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