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when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?

 
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07/28/2013 04:31 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Beano is worth 20 units. Do not forget the Beano, period.
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07/28/2013 04:36 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I am not sure if I would let a starving woman suck me off either. That could be dangerous.
 Quoting: Downer


How many grams of protein do you think you would be good for long term?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7874418


Semen Composition

Protein

Semen contains both albumin (a protein structure) and free amino acids. The proteins come from the prostate, whereas the amino acids come from the seminal vesicles.[1] A review of several studies found the average amount to be 5040mg/100mL, whereas albumin made up 1550mg of the 5040mg. Although an overall percentage is impossible to calculate due to varying specific gravities of semen and protein content,[2] it is close to 50% protein by weight (although no volume).
 Quoting: Downer


From that I can extract a formula, which won't help me unless I know the average volume and other things.

It's cannibalism, to do it for the protein isn't it? We get your DNA too, burrowing in our brains and spinal fluid. The whole thing becomes creepy in this context. I think you guys better rig some sort of steel and mesh padlocked shorts. You could waste away from night visitors.
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07/28/2013 06:21 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I'll give you 60 1/10th Ounce American Eagles for her freedom, you fucking pig.
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You give him the money, then I take you out, take her and go get some food with your money.. how about that..
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


How about you try that and get a bullet in you first day of SHTF from a sniper you wern't aware was covering the Guy you just murdered
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Good morning, thanks for the prolonged boner coffee4
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07/28/2013 06:41 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
THIS :feetsies: FOR THIS :mammothCHUNKS:

THIS :question_: FOR THIS :doomcake:


you are so cruel!!! LOL!!
where do you live? i want to kick your ass!
:LEAGUE GLP:
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07/28/2013 07:03 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Why is this shit pinned? This is a truly terrible and retarded post made purely for the sake of attention whoring. OP is a sad little man and probably doesn't have a girlfriend.
When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all
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07/28/2013 10:35 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Why is this shit pinned? This is a truly terrible and retarded post made purely for the sake of attention whoring. OP is a sad little man and probably doesn't have a girlfriend.
 Quoting: Defj@m


It's called reality bro.

You don't think people will be pimping out their significant other when SHTF?
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07/28/2013 10:39 AM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Your GF is an idiot.
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Why is this shit pinned? This is a truly terrible and retarded post made purely for the sake of attention whoring. OP is a sad little man and probably doesn't have a girlfriend.
 Quoting: Defj@m


It's called reality bro.

You don't think people will be pimping out their significant other when SHTF?
 Quoting: Dr. Ben Schillen


No, reality will be your woman gets gang raped and killed. They'll be no trade or bartering system as all the deluded preppers want to believe. If you have something that someone else wants it will be taken by force. Human beings under pressure and in need will quickly lose all their moral values.

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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
What will she rent YOU out for?
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Pretty pathetic fantasies many of you have, No wonder many of you deserve a apocalypse style reset button.

Pathetic.
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
You will rent nothing.
More worthy men will take from you. ;-`)
 Quoting: wisc_natureboy


cruise
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
This is pinned?? This site is more toxic than MTV + Bravo combined
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07/29/2013 06:48 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I am a perfectly straight married man. Promise.
 Quoting: Downer


Sure you are...
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


No I swear my half brother is the gay one!
 Quoting: Downer


Your half brother.. lol.. and the other half is you!! Dude you want to suck cock and you know it... but, hey if it keep you alive so be it.. You do what you have to.. and it sounds like you will be living on your knees..
 Quoting: 4thhorseman


cruise
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07/29/2013 07:00 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
It's getting kinda rapey here. I don't remember this topic on doomsday preppers.
 Quoting: Hello.Kitty


I agree. Maybe we should just pass out castration pills for all the rapist dicks on here.

Or start a women's clan, where we string men up by there scrotums and charge to see.

Or charge other men to have some time with our men.
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07/29/2013 07:01 PM

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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I have Twinkies.
I'm tired of waiting, somebody push the damn button already!

Keep your 72 virgins, give me one old biker chick.
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I have Twinkies.
 Quoting: Sledster


Then you have the plump chicks on a flash and a promise. What will you loan them out for?
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I have Twinkies.
 Quoting: Sledster


Then you have the plump chicks on a flash and a promise. What will you loan them out for?
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07/29/2013 07:26 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
This is pinned?? This site is more toxic than MTV + Bravo combined
 Quoting: Truthhappened


Why are you still watching tv?
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07/29/2013 07:28 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
Women will be sex chattel in the coming horror. Maybe if more of them knew this, they'd be less for the status quo, and more for real change. The future is ugly.
"All people are my people"
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
It's getting kinda rapey here. I don't remember this topic on doomsday preppers.
 Quoting: Hello.Kitty


lol my bad...hey we all gotta survive, and as seen is some shows in movies this would be the best thing that ever happened to some people, guess it will be kinda like caveman days" whatever woman you can catch you can have"
 Quoting: ibd1unv


You wish. Along with any other Chester the molesters out there. I can just see them all actually being excited about tshtf because they think they can go around grabbing women. It could turn out to be a good thing when they all get their dicks cut off
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
This is pinned?? This site is more toxic than MTV + Bravo combined
 Quoting: Truthhappened


NSA is good for some things. Just saying.
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07/29/2013 07:46 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
you would get more trade value if you filleted and smoked her
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07/29/2013 08:12 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
I'll give you one can of beans FOR your girl friend!!! as is trade!!!
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07/29/2013 08:58 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
nope, nota going to say what I think.
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07/29/2013 09:16 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
i asked her what animal do we eat 1st? the cat you know and loved 3 years or the kitten who you think is just so cute and young and gotta protect it more, and has a longer life to live.. she cant answer, thats as close as we can come to applying that to a child lol
 Quoting: ibd1unv


That's just downright stupid. Cats can catch rabbits and whatnot.
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07/29/2013 09:20 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
i asked her what animal do we eat 1st? the cat you know and loved 3 years or the kitten who you think is just so cute and young and gotta protect it more, and has a longer life to live.. she cant answer, thats as close as we can come to applying that to a child lol
 Quoting: ibd1unv


That's just downright stupid. Cats can catch rabbits and whatnot.
 Quoting: 90Rocky


Oh, and me and yo chick will feed you to the cats while dining on rabbit.
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07/29/2013 10:08 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
This is pinned?? This site is more toxic than MTV + Bravo combined
 Quoting: Truthhappened


thanx for the pin i think i got another? or can you have 2 pins on the same post? and to all the crybabies that have no fun sense of humor at all wahhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhh
"aint no time to be sitting around cryin like a buncha pussies"-Hushpuppy

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07/29/2013 10:11 PM
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Re: when doom happens,what is the least you should rent your girlfriend out for? i say no less then 2 waters and a can of beans?
lol by the way she laughed when i told her i was making this post, but what if???? no less then a very fat dog and maybe 7 or 8 hamsters? ahaha
 Quoting: ibd1unv


she must be butt fracking ugly to go for such low ROI (Return on Investtment)

Did she REALLY get up to 300 lbs in a year?
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