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TSA left something strange in my luggage.

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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07/28/2013 03:56 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
I am an artist, and I just came down to my studio to do a little work. First thing I saw is this painting I am working on. This piece is large, about 7 feet wide. Maybe it has something to do with this.

[link to s1111.photobucket.com]

Just a thought.....
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did u google sunflower rifd. I posted it earlier and didnt realize i wasn't signed in. You come up with Sunflower RFID Solutions
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Thanks, I missed your post. I will look that up now.
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Sounds like they are getting paid too much if they can leave food in ten's of thousands of suitcase.

Maybe they need their union leveled and their pensions stripped for good measure.

Seems reasonable to me.

Anyone else
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07/28/2013 03:58 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
do your bags have holes?....maybe a mouse put them in there
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I am thinking Rat.
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rats or gerbils will stash seeds like that, very common. Probably put them there after you got home.

Do you own gerbils?
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07/28/2013 04:06 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Maybe the seeds where a cover for the mics they put in your luggage to listen to all your conversations?
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07/28/2013 04:07 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Are you celibate OP ?
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
[link to ladyamythyst.webs.com]

look at this witchcraft spell involving sunflower seeds.

google 'witchraft spells sunflower seeds"

Just remember the Illuminati are witches, if they have put the seeds up their butt or something, it is now imbued with their essence and it can have a magical effect on you.

Did you sniff them? what did they smell like?

That really is a big part of real witchcraft though, they take something out of your luggage and can use it to cast spells on you. Watch Rosemary's baby. That shit is for real.

These people conspiring the run the world are nutso like that. They believe this stuff really works, because these demons trick them and decieve them into thinking it really works, by giving them power for doing these silly things, but they are really being used for evil by the demons, not the other way around.
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
do your bags have holes?....maybe a mouse put them in there
 Quoting: John Footpenis 21161999


I am thinking Rat.
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rats or gerbils will stash seeds like that, very common. Probably put them there after you got home.

Do you own gerbils?
 Quoting: Exacerbator


No, no animals. Besides, I unpacked the minute I got home and there are no holes in my luggage. And thank goodness no animal droppings on my clothes. Nothing but two unopened sunflower seeds.
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07/28/2013 04:09 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Something is not right here in the UK either.....They have fucked around with our FLORA (sunflower spread)...
Fucking hate "I cant believe its not butter"
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07/28/2013 04:10 PM
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Are you celibate OP ?
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That's a funny, irrelevant question. But the answer is no.
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07/28/2013 04:12 PM
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Are you celibate OP ?
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That's a funny, irrelevant question. But the answer is no.
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Is your husband :)
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07/28/2013 04:15 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
[link to ladyamythyst.webs.com]

look at this witchcraft spell involving sunflower seeds.

google 'witchraft spells sunflower seeds"

Just remember the Illuminati are witches, if they have put the seeds up their butt or something, it is now imbued with their essence and it can have a magical effect on you.

Did you sniff them? what did they smell like?

That really is a big part of real witchcraft though, they take something out of your luggage and can use it to cast spells on you. Watch Rosemary's baby. That shit is for real.

These people conspiring the run the world are nutso like that. They believe this stuff really works, because these demons trick them and decieve them into thinking it really works, by giving them power for doing these silly things, but they are really being used for evil by the demons, not the other way around.
 Quoting: Exacerbator


That can't be good! But I can't think of any reason, what so ever, as to why they would choose to do that to me.
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07/28/2013 04:19 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Probably testing whether the X-ray machines are staying calibrated or that the drug-sniffing dogs are not getting complacent?

If no reaction, change the dogs out.

Maybe.

Nothing else makes sense.
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07/28/2013 04:20 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Was there in flight entertainment when you were in the sky ?
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07/28/2013 04:25 PM
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The shells don't look healthy. They are very small and look deformed.

I'd get rid of them and not plant them. What if they are poisonous and you kill bees from it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33234136


Silly those are oil sunflower seeds you feed birds with, not the usual edible ones yet they're still edible.

Only thing I'd worry about in that case are those extremely tiny mites that come with bags of bird seed..you can tell when you start sneezing & the seed looks like coarse powdery crumbs at the bottom of the bag. Even in an expensive brand of seed by a better brand.
Really tough to get rid of those damn mites too but it's the seed they're after and assume they would die without a seed supply.

Last Edited by DawaSatso on 07/28/2013 04:28 PM
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07/28/2013 04:26 PM
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I used to work for TSA ....we would regularly put seeds like these in bags, were not told what type but it was for the dogs to test on...almost every dog would always catch them, I would say this is what it is , they look very similar, we used small seeds cause most people would notice or freak out.
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07/28/2013 04:27 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
I am an artist, and I just came down to my studio to do a little work. First thing I saw is this painting I am working on. This piece is large, about 7 feet wide. Maybe it has something to do with this.

[link to s1111.photobucket.com]

Just a thought.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44136221


Oooh. I like that painting.
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07/28/2013 04:31 PM
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good job op on getting ur fake story to 7pages + a pin
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07/28/2013 04:34 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
I used to work for TSA ....we would regularly put seeds like these in bags, were not told what type but it was for the dogs to test on...almost every dog would always catch them, I would say this is what it is , they look very similar, we used small seeds cause most people would notice or freak out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26345135


Well OK then. ^^^^^HERE'S OP'S ANSWER.
Thanks, OP..7 pages, flag waver
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07/28/2013 04:37 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Not to put a conspiracy spin on this, but I just want to point out that the sunflower represents the Sun God to the Illuminati.
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07/28/2013 04:37 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Ok....Reading your thread has thrown up some weird shit for my Sugar Puff joke.
Its strange people say you can make anything out of numbers....Mine aint numbers.
It feels like I was destined to read your post to find answers for myself....
Here goes.....Laugh all you want.

Roman Stefanski playing the Honey Monster, before changing to Gary Martin, in which played many roles, such as Zordrak in The Dreamstone. Hence Roman reference.....Doomsday Plane

Nightmares will plague the sleeping world

The Dreamstone is set in an alternative world called the 'Sleeping World,'

The Seed Vault springs to mind.....
[link to edition.cnn.com]

[link to whitehouse.gov1.info]

They didn't spend for nothing.....2012 was the hoodwink
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Good thinking! I couldn't agree more with the hoodwinked 2012. The
Seed Vault, ahh what are they not telling us? I think those that are not sleeping are the ones who see the nightmare.
SkinnyChic

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07/28/2013 04:38 PM

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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
bump for strangeness. Also you are very talented OP! hf
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07/28/2013 04:41 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Not to put a conspiracy spin on this, but I just want to point out that the sunflower represents the Sun God to the Illuminati.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41479959


The daisy flower, the marigold, and the sunflower also are indicative of the sun as deity and so, traditionally, adherents of the Mystery Religions, as well as Hindus, Zoroastrians, and others, utilize these symbols. Adam Weishaupt, founder in 1776 of the Order of the Illuminari, encouraged "Flower Power" as a symbol, and it was taken up by New Age hippies in the '60s.

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]
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07/28/2013 04:42 PM
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I used to work for TSA ....we would regularly put seeds like these in bags, were not told what type but it was for the dogs to test on...almost every dog would always catch them, I would say this is what it is , they look very similar, we used small seeds cause most people would notice or freak out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26345135



Prove it - or it's not so.

Absurd.

If the TSA put ANYTHING in my luggage, they'd find themselves on the unpleasant end of a lawsuit.
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07/28/2013 04:45 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Stick with me.....very fucking strange.
[link to www.washingtonpost.com]

Ready...
[link to www.monash.edu.au]

LOOK AT THIS AT BOTTOM OF LINK....
Tell us something about yourself that your colleagues wouldn’t know?
In July this year my brother and I are doing the Camino de Santiago de Compostela together. I’m fascinated by the eccentricity of the cult of Saint James. He was beheaded in Rome in AD 44, magically transported to the north of Spain in a stone boat, and deposited in a crypt 23km inland. He wasn’t rediscovered until sometime in the eighth century, beginning the third of the Catholic pilgrimages (Rome and Jerusalem being the other two), which conventiently helped to get military strength into Spain for the expulsion of the Moors.

Even if this has fuckall to do with your thread....Well that's astonishing what I found

White House at Night is an oil painting created on 16 June 1890 at around 8:00 PM by Vincent van Gogh.....Any other famous paintings ?
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Very interesting! This part is great.

First job?
Pulling wool off dead sheep on my parents’ farm. It was very stinky, but made great money.
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07/28/2013 04:47 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
I am an artist, and I just came down to my studio to do a little work. First thing I saw is this painting I am working on. This piece is large, about 7 feet wide. Maybe it has something to do with this.

[link to s1111.photobucket.com]

Just a thought.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44136221


Oooh. I like that painting.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41479959


hf
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07/28/2013 04:53 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
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... WOW! ... dry runs to see how well they can plant "plagues" ...
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... seriously! ...
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That's exactly what my friend said. He wanted to get them tested! lol
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Stick with me.....very fucking strange.
[link to www.washingtonpost.com]

Ready...
[link to www.monash.edu.au]

LOOK AT THIS AT BOTTOM OF LINK....
Tell us something about yourself that your colleagues wouldn’t know?
In July this year my brother and I are doing the Camino de Santiago de Compostela together. I’m fascinated by the eccentricity of the cult of Saint James. He was beheaded in Rome in AD 44, magically transported to the north of Spain in a stone boat, and deposited in a crypt 23km inland. He wasn’t rediscovered until sometime in the eighth century, beginning the third of the Catholic pilgrimages (Rome and Jerusalem being the other two), which conventiently helped to get military strength into Spain for the expulsion of the Moors.

Even if this has fuckall to do with your thread....Well that's astonishing what I found

White House at Night is an oil painting created on 16 June 1890 at around 8:00 PM by Vincent van Gogh.....Any other famous paintings ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44123458


Very interesting! This part is great.

First job?
Pulling wool off dead sheep on my parents’ farm. It was very stinky, but made great money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44136221


Remember the train crash.....People said it was a Royal baby sacrifice (laughable)....Maybe its not laughable.
Remember the nurse who hung herself after saying babies and not baby ?
Seeds....Two...Twins.
Or am I going to strange lol...
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07/28/2013 04:56 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
They Do NOT look like Sunflower seeds - too small and misshapen.
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Say, I planted gourds this spring and they do look like gourd seeds. that appears to be a sort of flat edge on top...wow...I think gourd seeds. That is even more spooky.
 Quoting: waitn4end


No not gourd seeds. I know those seeds. That would be creepy.
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07/28/2013 04:59 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
bump for strangeness. Also you are very talented OP! hf
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hf Thank you
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07/28/2013 05:03 PM
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Re: TSA left something strange in my luggage.
Stick with me.....very fucking strange.
[link to www.washingtonpost.com]

Ready...
[link to www.monash.edu.au]

LOOK AT THIS AT BOTTOM OF LINK....
Tell us something about yourself that your colleagues wouldn’t know?
In July this year my brother and I are doing the Camino de Santiago de Compostela together. I’m fascinated by the eccentricity of the cult of Saint James. He was beheaded in Rome in AD 44, magically transported to the north of Spain in a stone boat, and deposited in a crypt 23km inland. He wasn’t rediscovered until sometime in the eighth century, beginning the third of the Catholic pilgrimages (Rome and Jerusalem being the other two), which conventiently helped to get military strength into Spain for the expulsion of the Moors.

Even if this has fuckall to do with your thread....Well that's astonishing what I found

White House at Night is an oil painting created on 16 June 1890 at around 8:00 PM by Vincent van Gogh.....Any other famous paintings ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44123458


Very interesting! This part is great.

First job?
Pulling wool off dead sheep on my parents’ farm. It was very stinky, but made great money.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44136221


Remember the train crash.....People said it was a Royal baby sacrifice (laughable)....Maybe its not laughable.
Remember the nurse who hung herself after saying babies and not baby ?
Seeds....Two...Twins.
Or am I going to strange lol...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44123458


Thread: the moors were not blacks

Its like people are connecting dots without noticing....weird times.
Well it is to me...
Thread: Spain Taxes Sunlight





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