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The Bible Test (For Christians And Atheists Alike)

 
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The Bible Test (For Christians And Atheists Alike)
The Holy Bible is the inspired word of our Father, Creator, God Yahweh (YHVH)---many of you will have already failed the test at this point, alas and alack...

It was written by Yahweh (((who, let us not forget, is infinitely more intelligent than us---in a way that would sift-out those that frankly it would be wasted on---pure genius!

For example, those that are just looking for an excuse to carry on in their rebellion against God have been provided with much to satisfy them---be it the slaughtering of villages or the sacrifice of Abraham's son ETC These types will mock the Bible and steer clear of it which is exactly what Yahweh desires---imagine rabble like that wrecking heaven!

Those however who take the time to study such events in the Bible always find amazing solutions and are willing to carry on---some to salvation (that's the point)...

For example, if you took the time to discern that the villagers who were slaughtered were of an alien blood group (DNA), who were cannibals practicing child sacrifice and worse, who if left to multiply would have negated the possibility of there being an unpolluted bloodline left for our saviour Jesus Christ to manifest into (and the scoffers would indeed not exist today), then just like the people who when learning about gravity and realized that a round earth wasn't so preposterous after all, the scoffers would indeed be humbled.

T Here are so many snares and traps beautifully woven into the Bible so that those that would only corrupt heaven can be self-selected out of the process without them even suspecting it---again YHVH is a genius beyond measure!

That is why the Bible has survived all of the attacks upon it and why so many live their lives by it and those that cannot understand it (unless they humble themselves of course which would allow YHVH to offer them insight) are merely displaying their ignorance, hostility and rebellion which is being captured in the Celestial records so that at the Great White Throne Judgement the evidence will be there for all to see---I.E. that these poor rebels dug there own grave, fast asleep in their own arrogance and ignorance, blissfully unaware that they were stitching themselves up.

And that is why they should be pitied more than scorned, and indeed prayed for. Imagine the level of arrogance that is required in order to mock a Holy Book that has been revered by the good of heart and the greatest scholars throughout the thousands of years past!

Yahweh be praised and Yeshua (Jesus Christ) be praised, for they are the sovereign Creators of all that is, praise be for their intelligence, Justice, love and mercy and long suffering patience, amen.
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As the blurbeling booo-dangles
Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits
As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle
Twas hanging bout three groolings down.

Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples
And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth
But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples
As insert they the blue frozen orb.

IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel
Splattered about through the halls of the dank
Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle
And dropped it into bleedoobles tank
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The Holy Bible is the inspired word of our Father, Creator, God Yahweh (YHVH)---many of you will have already failed the test at this point, alas and alack...

It was written by Yahweh (((who, let us not forget, is infinitely more intelligent than us---in a way that would sift-out those that frankly it would be wasted on---pure genius!

For example, those that are just looking for an excuse to carry on in their rebellion against God have been provided with much to satisfy them---be it the slaughtering of villages or the sacrifice of Abraham's son ETC These types will mock the Bible and steer clear of it which is exactly what Yahweh desires---imagine rabble like that wrecking heaven!

Those however who take the time to study such events in the Bible always find amazing solutions and are willing to carry on---some to salvation (that's the point)...

For example, if you took the time to discern that the villagers who were slaughtered were of an alien blood group (DNA), who were cannibals practicing child sacrifice and worse, who if left to multiply would have negated the possibility of there being an unpolluted bloodline left for our saviour Jesus Christ to manifest into (and the scoffers would indeed not exist today), then just like the people who when learning about gravity and realized that a round earth wasn't so preposterous after all, the scoffers would indeed be humbled.

T Here are so many snares and traps beautifully woven into the Bible so that those that would only corrupt heaven can be self-selected out of the process without them even suspecting it---again YHVH is a genius beyond measure!

That is why the Bible has survived all of the attacks upon it and why so many live their lives by it and those that cannot understand it (unless they humble themselves of course which would allow YHVH to offer them insight) are merely displaying their ignorance, hostility and rebellion which is being captured in the Celestial records so that at the Great White Throne Judgement the evidence will be there for all to see---I.E. that these poor rebels dug there own grave, fast asleep in their own arrogance and ignorance, blissfully unaware that they were stitching themselves up.

And that is why they should be pitied more than scorned, and indeed prayed for. Imagine the level of arrogance that is required in order to mock a Holy Book that has been revered by the good of heart and the greatest scholars throughout the thousands of years past!

Yahweh be praised and Yeshua (Jesus Christ) be praised, for they are the sovereign Creators of all that is, praise be for their intelligence, Justice, love and mercy and long suffering patience, amen.
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As the blurbeling booo-dangles
Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits
As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle
Twas hanging bout three groolings down.

Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples
And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth
But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples
As insert they the blue frozen orb.

IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel
Splattered about through the halls of the dank
Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle
And dropped it into bleedoobles tank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280


You just proved the OP's point, with your obnoxious post. I'm so sad that you will never feel the Father's unconditional love. That you will never see the splendor of heaven, just because of your stubborn pride. It is not God who needs you but, you that needs God the Father. I will pray for you 16366280, that you may see the truth.
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The bible tells us that the Lord wishes that all men be saved and that He loves all people.

The bible is not a test or a book used to trip up the ones He doesn't like, this is just not true.

The bible reveals who God is, and some people will dig and find the truth and some will not. This is because of man's own free will and evil thinking on the part of some people who refuse to honor Him.

This is a result of man's sinful thinking and hard hearts, not because God tried to trick people.

hf
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As the blurbeling booo-dangles
Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits
As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle
Twas hanging bout three groolings down.

Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples
And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth
But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples
As insert they the blue frozen orb.

IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel
Splattered about through the halls of the dank
Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle
And dropped it into bleedoobles tank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280


You just proved the OP's point, with your obnoxious post. I'm so sad that you will never feel the Father's unconditional love. That you will never see the splendor of heaven, just because of your stubborn pride. It is not God who needs you but, you that needs God the Father. I will pray for you 16366280, that you may see the truth.
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Oh, say can you see by the neon pink light
What so proudly we hailed at the fag orgy reaming?
Whose stretched rings and brown stars thru the shit coated night,
O'er the balcony we watched were so gallantly reaming?
And the rainbows bright glare, fucking shit without care,
Gave proof through the night that the fags were still there.
Oh, say does that shit-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the fag and the home of the slave?
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As the blurbeling booo-dangles
Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits
As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle
Twas hanging bout three groolings down.

Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples
And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth
But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples
As insert they the blue frozen orb.

IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel
Splattered about through the halls of the dank
Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle
And dropped it into bleedoobles tank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280


Amen...
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It's LisaLisa!


Here with her cut & paste quotes!


Lisa, fuck off!


Nobody wants you or your empty quotes here.If you have some original thought, then say it, not empty quotes.


We laugh at you.


You are a sad, lonely person.
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What is this 'Bible' them speak of?



I have never heard of it. What is the ISBN number and who wrote it?


On a totally different note,I am reading a book about a magical man who lives in the sky.



pope


(PS.There's a lot of 'begatting' in it,is this rude?)
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Yahweh = Hebrew
Jehovah = English
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As the blurbeling booo-dangles
Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits
As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle
Twas hanging bout three groolings down.

Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples
And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth
But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples
As insert they the blue frozen orb.

IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel
Splattered about through the halls of the dank
Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle
And dropped it into bleedoobles tank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280


lmao lollolsign
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Yahweh = Hebrew
Jehovah = English
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Meatballs = Swedish
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The Holy Bible is the inspired word of our Father, Creator, God Yahweh (YHVH)---many of you will have already failed the test at this point, alas and alack...

It was written by Yahweh (((who, let us not forget, is infinitely more intelligent than us---in a way that would sift-out those that frankly it would be wasted on---pure genius!

For example, those that are just looking for an excuse to carry on in their rebellion against God have been provided with much to satisfy them---be it the slaughtering of villages or the sacrifice of Abraham's son ETC These types will mock the Bible and steer clear of it which is exactly what Yahweh desires---imagine rabble like that wrecking heaven!

Those however who take the time to study such events in the Bible always find amazing solutions and are willing to carry on---some to salvation (that's the point)...

For example, if you took the time to discern that the villagers who were slaughtered were of an alien blood group (DNA), who were cannibals practicing child sacrifice and worse, who if left to multiply would have negated the possibility of there being an unpolluted bloodline left for our saviour Jesus Christ to manifest into (and the scoffers would indeed not exist today), then just like the people who when learning about gravity and realized that a round earth wasn't so preposterous after all, the scoffers would indeed be humbled.

T Here are so many snares and traps beautifully woven into the Bible so that those that would only corrupt heaven can be self-selected out of the process without them even suspecting it---again YHVH is a genius beyond measure!

That is why the Bible has survived all of the attacks upon it and why so many live their lives by it and those that cannot understand it (unless they humble themselves of course which would allow YHVH to offer them insight) are merely displaying their ignorance, hostility and rebellion which is being captured in the Celestial records so that at the Great White Throne Judgement the evidence will be there for all to see---I.E. that these poor rebels dug there own grave, fast asleep in their own arrogance and ignorance, blissfully unaware that they were stitching themselves up.

And that is why they should be pitied more than scorned, and indeed prayed for. Imagine the level of arrogance that is required in order to mock a Holy Book that has been revered by the good of heart and the greatest scholars throughout the thousands of years past!

Yahweh be praised and Yeshua (Jesus Christ) be praised, for they are the sovereign Creators of all that is, praise be for their intelligence, Justice, love and mercy and long suffering patience, amen.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44204496

That's an interesting way of putting it. It's pretty much the conclusion I have come to as well. I think there's corruption in the translations we have today -- there was some stuff added and there was some stuff kept out. And I think the way we have it is exactly the way the Most High intended it to be for us.

Those who seek His character, His love and His wisdom will find them in the scriptures. Through knowing Him we can see what is NOT of him nor desired by Him, and thus steer clear of those things.

In other words, we have the translation we have today because He has ALLOWED it in order for those who truly seek Him, will delve through the scriptures more deeply in search of His truths.
Love is a state of Being. Your love is not outside; it is deep within you. You can never lose it, and it cannot leave you. You can feel the same life deep within every other human and every other creature. You look beyond the veil of form and separation. This is the realization of oneness. This is love. What is God? The Eternal One Life underneath all the forms of life. What is love? To feel the presence of that One Life deep within yourself and within all creatures. To be it. Therefore, all love is the love of God.

Death is a stripping away of all that is not you. The secret of life is to die before you die - and find that there is no death.
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As the blurbeling booo-dangles
Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits
As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle
Twas hanging bout three groolings down.

Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples
And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth
But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples
As insert they the blue frozen orb.

IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel
Splattered about through the halls of the dank
Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle
And dropped it into bleedoobles tank
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280


You just proved the OP's point, with your obnoxious post. I'm so sad that you will never feel the Father's unconditional love. That you will never see the splendor of heaven, just because of your stubborn pride. It is not God who needs you but, you that needs God the Father. I will pray for you 16366280, that you may see the truth.
 Quoting: Keep watch Be ready


Oh, say can you see by the neon pink light
What so proudly we hailed at the fag orgy reaming?
Whose stretched rings and brown stars thru the shit coated night,
O'er the balcony we watched were so gallantly reaming?
And the rainbows bright glare, fucking shit without care,
Gave proof through the night that the fags were still there.
Oh, say does that shit-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the fag and the home of the slave?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280


So sad how far America has fallen. "'Fallen! Fallen is Babylon the Great!' She has become a dwelling for demons and a haunt for every impure spirit, a haunt for every unclean bird, a haunt for every unclean and detestable animal. R.I.P.
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Sorry to burst your bubble but:





and evilbible.com
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It's LisaLisa!


Here with her cut & paste quotes!


Lisa, fuck off!


Nobody wants you or your empty quotes here.If you have some original thought, then say it, not empty quotes.


We laugh at you.


You are a sad, lonely person.
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You my friend are a DICK.

Lisa is sweet.
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More ppl want those who promote Truth like LisaLisa than you are lead to believe. Your mocking ridicule of the most High will ha e earned your eternal death/torture due to your spiritual ignorance. People like you, and there are many, both sadden and amaze those of us who have achieved understanding and wisdom from our True spiritual awareness. I regret to say that you and others like you have been decieved are lost and will soon be forgotten. All Glory to the Most Highand his Only Begotten Son sent as Mankinds perfect sacrifice in order to escape the eternal destiny which you have chosen. Thank you LisaLisa for continuing to spread light to those few who will choose to recieve it.

It's LisaLisa!


Here with her cut & paste quotes!


Lisa, fuck off!


Nobody wants you or your empty quotes here.If you have some original thought, then say it, not empty quotes.


We laugh at you.


You are a sad, lonely person.
 Quoting: tard 27125386
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