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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16366280 Australia 07/29/2013 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the blurbeling booo-dangles Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle Twas hanging bout three groolings down. Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples As insert they the blue frozen orb. IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel Splattered about through the halls of the dank Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle And dropped it into bleedoobles tank |
Cudilicious User ID: 29210809 Germany 07/29/2013 06:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Holy Bible is the inspired word of our Father, Creator, God Yahweh (YHVH)---many of you will have already failed the test at this point, alas and alack... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44204496 It was written by Yahweh (((who, let us not forget, is infinitely more intelligent than us---in a way that would sift-out those that frankly it would be wasted on---pure genius! For example, those that are just looking for an excuse to carry on in their rebellion against God have been provided with much to satisfy them---be it the slaughtering of villages or the sacrifice of Abraham's son ETC These types will mock the Bible and steer clear of it which is exactly what Yahweh desires---imagine rabble like that wrecking heaven! Those however who take the time to study such events in the Bible always find amazing solutions and are willing to carry on---some to salvation (that's the point)... For example, if you took the time to discern that the villagers who were slaughtered were of an alien blood group (DNA), who were cannibals practicing child sacrifice and worse, who if left to multiply would have negated the possibility of there being an unpolluted bloodline left for our saviour Jesus Christ to manifest into (and the scoffers would indeed not exist today), then just like the people who when learning about gravity and realized that a round earth wasn't so preposterous after all, the scoffers would indeed be humbled. T Here are so many snares and traps beautifully woven into the Bible so that those that would only corrupt heaven can be self-selected out of the process without them even suspecting it---again YHVH is a genius beyond measure! That is why the Bible has survived all of the attacks upon it and why so many live their lives by it and those that cannot understand it (unless they humble themselves of course which would allow YHVH to offer them insight) are merely displaying their ignorance, hostility and rebellion which is being captured in the Celestial records so that at the Great White Throne Judgement the evidence will be there for all to see---I.E. that these poor rebels dug there own grave, fast asleep in their own arrogance and ignorance, blissfully unaware that they were stitching themselves up. And that is why they should be pitied more than scorned, and indeed prayed for. Imagine the level of arrogance that is required in order to mock a Holy Book that has been revered by the good of heart and the greatest scholars throughout the thousands of years past! Yahweh be praised and Yeshua (Jesus Christ) be praised, for they are the sovereign Creators of all that is, praise be for their intelligence, Justice, love and mercy and long suffering patience, amen. Jesus is Lord! Thread: The most important question... First Contact/Aliens Thread: Nephilim: True Story of Satan and his Fallen Angels. Archeological and Biblical evidence suppressed!! Thread: For Christians with a strong stomach... Thread: Mark Of The BEAST = Islam, One World Religion Thread: Concrete Evidence! Vatican Wrote Koran! Thread: Mecca in Mystery Babylon! Tons of proofs -------- Thread: ASSASSINATIONS OF (WALL STREET/WORLDWIDE?) BANKERS GOING DOWN - HIT TEAMS FULLY OPERATIONAL -------- [link to rikijo.blogspot.de] |
Keep watch Be ready User ID: 41747488 United States 07/29/2013 07:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the blurbeling booo-dangles Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280 Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle Twas hanging bout three groolings down. Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples As insert they the blue frozen orb. IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel Splattered about through the halls of the dank Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle And dropped it into bleedoobles tank You just proved the OP's point, with your obnoxious post. I'm so sad that you will never feel the Father's unconditional love. That you will never see the splendor of heaven, just because of your stubborn pride. It is not God who needs you but, you that needs God the Father. I will pray for you 16366280, that you may see the truth. Keep watch Be ready |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21057428 United States 07/29/2013 07:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The bible tells us that the Lord wishes that all men be saved and that He loves all people. The bible is not a test or a book used to trip up the ones He doesn't like, this is just not true. The bible reveals who God is, and some people will dig and find the truth and some will not. This is because of man's own free will and evil thinking on the part of some people who refuse to honor Him. This is a result of man's sinful thinking and hard hearts, not because God tried to trick people. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 16366280 Australia 07/29/2013 07:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the blurbeling booo-dangles Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280 Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle Twas hanging bout three groolings down. Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples As insert they the blue frozen orb. IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel Splattered about through the halls of the dank Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle And dropped it into bleedoobles tank You just proved the OP's point, with your obnoxious post. I'm so sad that you will never feel the Father's unconditional love. That you will never see the splendor of heaven, just because of your stubborn pride. It is not God who needs you but, you that needs God the Father. I will pray for you 16366280, that you may see the truth. Oh, say can you see by the neon pink light What so proudly we hailed at the fag orgy reaming? Whose stretched rings and brown stars thru the shit coated night, O'er the balcony we watched were so gallantly reaming? And the rainbows bright glare, fucking shit without care, Gave proof through the night that the fags were still there. Oh, say does that shit-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the fag and the home of the slave? |
SnakeAirlines User ID: 43695225 United States 07/29/2013 07:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the blurbeling booo-dangles Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280 Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle Twas hanging bout three groolings down. Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples As insert they the blue frozen orb. IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel Splattered about through the halls of the dank Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle And dropped it into bleedoobles tank Amen... "Hold my cat while I bring in my tomato plant. That chemtrail looks like an earthquake chemtrail" deanoZXT-07/20/2014 07:48 PM |
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IntoTheLight User ID: 44183367 United Kingdom 07/29/2013 08:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is this 'Bible' them speak of? I have never heard of it. What is the ISBN number and who wrote it? On a totally different note,I am reading a book about a magical man who lives in the sky. (PS.There's a lot of 'begatting' in it,is this rude?) 6 months UK then 6 months USA. I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 25108687 Canada 07/29/2013 09:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the blurbeling booo-dangles Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280 Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle Twas hanging bout three groolings down. Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples As insert they the blue frozen orb. IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel Splattered about through the halls of the dank Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle And dropped it into bleedoobles tank |
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Shamar User ID: 24946868 United States 07/29/2013 09:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Holy Bible is the inspired word of our Father, Creator, God Yahweh (YHVH)---many of you will have already failed the test at this point, alas and alack... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44204496 It was written by Yahweh (((who, let us not forget, is infinitely more intelligent than us---in a way that would sift-out those that frankly it would be wasted on---pure genius! For example, those that are just looking for an excuse to carry on in their rebellion against God have been provided with much to satisfy them---be it the slaughtering of villages or the sacrifice of Abraham's son ETC These types will mock the Bible and steer clear of it which is exactly what Yahweh desires---imagine rabble like that wrecking heaven! Those however who take the time to study such events in the Bible always find amazing solutions and are willing to carry on---some to salvation (that's the point)... For example, if you took the time to discern that the villagers who were slaughtered were of an alien blood group (DNA), who were cannibals practicing child sacrifice and worse, who if left to multiply would have negated the possibility of there being an unpolluted bloodline left for our saviour Jesus Christ to manifest into (and the scoffers would indeed not exist today), then just like the people who when learning about gravity and realized that a round earth wasn't so preposterous after all, the scoffers would indeed be humbled. T Here are so many snares and traps beautifully woven into the Bible so that those that would only corrupt heaven can be self-selected out of the process without them even suspecting it---again YHVH is a genius beyond measure! That is why the Bible has survived all of the attacks upon it and why so many live their lives by it and those that cannot understand it (unless they humble themselves of course which would allow YHVH to offer them insight) are merely displaying their ignorance, hostility and rebellion which is being captured in the Celestial records so that at the Great White Throne Judgement the evidence will be there for all to see---I.E. that these poor rebels dug there own grave, fast asleep in their own arrogance and ignorance, blissfully unaware that they were stitching themselves up. And that is why they should be pitied more than scorned, and indeed prayed for. Imagine the level of arrogance that is required in order to mock a Holy Book that has been revered by the good of heart and the greatest scholars throughout the thousands of years past! Yahweh be praised and Yeshua (Jesus Christ) be praised, for they are the sovereign Creators of all that is, praise be for their intelligence, Justice, love and mercy and long suffering patience, amen. That's an interesting way of putting it. It's pretty much the conclusion I have come to as well. I think there's corruption in the translations we have today -- there was some stuff added and there was some stuff kept out. And I think the way we have it is exactly the way the Most High intended it to be for us. Those who seek His character, His love and His wisdom will find them in the scriptures. Through knowing Him we can see what is NOT of him nor desired by Him, and thus steer clear of those things. In other words, we have the translation we have today because He has ALLOWED it in order for those who truly seek Him, will delve through the scriptures more deeply in search of His truths. Love is like light. It is never constrained to its source; it shines on everything and tends to spread spontaneously, unless we block it! ~ Cosmic Swami |
Keep watch Be ready User ID: 41747488 United States 07/29/2013 09:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | As the blurbeling booo-dangles Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16366280 Converging upon the strlingly pleoospits As gathered they to witness glimpumplings frigid testicle Twas hanging bout three groolings down. Thus they spoke the whrling floodumples And thought not of their peelingdroobs from hence forth But instead bewitched they the dringlydoopumples As insert they the blue frozen orb. IN finality of toolingtings bedroobel Splattered about through the halls of the dank Thus splitted they the blue frozen testicle And dropped it into bleedoobles tank You just proved the OP's point, with your obnoxious post. I'm so sad that you will never feel the Father's unconditional love. That you will never see the splendor of heaven, just because of your stubborn pride. It is not God who needs you but, you that needs God the Father. I will pray for you 16366280, that you may see the truth. Oh, say can you see by the neon pink light What so proudly we hailed at the fag orgy reaming? Whose stretched rings and brown stars thru the shit coated night, O'er the balcony we watched were so gallantly reaming? And the rainbows bright glare, fucking shit without care, Gave proof through the night that the fags were still there. Oh, say does that shit-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the fag and the home of the slave? So sad how far America has fallen. "'Fallen! Fallen is Babylon the Great!' She has become a dwelling for demons and a haunt for every impure spirit, a haunt for every unclean bird, a haunt for every unclean and detestable animal. R.I.P. Keep watch Be ready |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44245564 United States 07/29/2013 10:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | More ppl want those who promote Truth like LisaLisa than you are lead to believe. Your mocking ridicule of the most High will ha e earned your eternal death/torture due to your spiritual ignorance. People like you, and there are many, both sadden and amaze those of us who have achieved understanding and wisdom from our True spiritual awareness. I regret to say that you and others like you have been decieved are lost and will soon be forgotten. All Glory to the Most Highand his Only Begotten Son sent as Mankinds perfect sacrifice in order to escape the eternal destiny which you have chosen. Thank you LisaLisa for continuing to spread light to those few who will choose to recieve it. |
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