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Citizenperth User ID: 44273304 Australia 07/30/2013 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sometimes, they like it slow and romantic - to get close to you and attached to you. Sometimes they just want to be fucked hard - to feel like an earthly slut. For those few of you who understand a woman well enough to be able to read her body, spirit and mind - welcome to the only way to attain absolute power and authority over women. You see how their behavior changes. You see how they just melt to your will and authority. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27364126 All these woman hating threads are a joke to me. They are obviously posted by those who only know how to get themselves off and don't see the bigger picture. They don't see beyond their own dick. They are doomed to fail at woman and at life. My women have loved me with everything they have. I am not overly well endowed or physically above anyone else. But I am attentive; I am intelligent; and I am aware of what it takes to truly please a women. I am man. You're a people pleaser, you are pussy whipped you have no power, you are controlled by pussy. ^^^THIS^^^ But I would suspect OP is a teenager or 20 something. Concerned about what women want. Who gives a fuck. After you've been married 20 years and have 5 kids, you just want to be left the fuck alone. That's why I have an interior toilet room built inside my master bathroom. And why my wife has a jacuzzi tub and I have a shower. just leave me the fuck alone. ^^ this ^^... oh, the quiet...... oh the peace... oh the bliss... It's life as we know it, but only just. [link to citizenperth.wordpress.com] sic ut vos es vos should exsisto , denego alius vicis facio vos change , exsisto youself , proprie |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34792354 United States 07/30/2013 01:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | lol I got a red karma: Quoting: Only Me "You don't have to be mean to people because they can take a bigger dick than you." hahahahahaah karma votes crack me up man Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Anonymous Coward 07/30/2013 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But I would suspect OP is a teenager or 20 something. Concerned about what women want. Who gives a fuck. After you've been married 20 years and have 5 kids, you just want to be left the fuck alone. That's why I have an interior toilet room built inside my master bathroom. And why my wife has a jacuzzi tub and I have a shower. just leave me the fuck alone. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31052866 LOL... sad. Why the fuck do people live like this? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7874418 United States 07/30/2013 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ok, time for me to chime in... didn't really want to, but I have to. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41155065 Been with this guy I really like a few times. He's shorter than me and I'm 5'5, ok looking, but AMAZING in bed. His dick isn't the smallest nor the biggest. He's about 7 inches and 4 inches of girth. He is my best lover and I've had quite a few. We click on a level not physical, but sexual, primal, instinctual. Anyone else know that feeling? yeah! That feeling is what the thread is all about! These young guys who say you have to be tall, rich, or "alpha" don't know anything. They've never banged a girl right. For us women it just gets better and better and better. You think you know the ultimate pleasure at twenty five and then you are twenty-eight. Then thirty-two. Men who are worried we will always remember our old lovers are crazy. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34139889 United States 07/30/2013 01:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | But I would suspect OP is a teenager or 20 something. Concerned about what women want. Who gives a fuck. After you've been married 20 years and have 5 kids, you just want to be left the fuck alone. That's why I have an interior toilet room built inside my master bathroom. And why my wife has a jacuzzi tub and I have a shower. just leave me the fuck alone. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31052866 LOL... sad. Why the fuck do people live like this? Because their parents did. That's what they know. Pessimistic parents create pessimistic children. I married my Jr. High Sweet Heart..we went through our entire education together - worked our first job together - worked our second job together - and now own our own business. I have only been away from here for a few days if you add up all the time. (out of 20 years) My parents, and all of my grandparents are/were much the same way. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7874418 United States 07/30/2013 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sometimes, they like it slow and romantic - to get close to you and attached to you. Sometimes they just want to be fucked hard - to feel like an earthly slut. For those few of you who understand a woman well enough to be able to read her body, spirit and mind - welcome to the only way to attain absolute power and authority over women. You see how their behavior changes. You see how they just melt to your will and authority. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27364126 All these woman hating threads are a joke to me. They are obviously posted by those who only know how to get themselves off and don't see the bigger picture. They don't see beyond their own dick. They are doomed to fail at woman and at life. My women have loved me with everything they have. I am not overly well endowed or physically above anyone else. But I am attentive; I am intelligent; and I am aware of what it takes to truly please a women. I am man. How about simple love in truth rather than manipulation & the delusion of posession. That you may become one flesh evolving through time and beyond together to challenge the gods upon a distant shore... I hear you- when you "work" her the canal (lol) "closes" and gets almost hard inside. This will enable her to grip you. Also, if your wang is straight, put a pillow under to change the angles I will name a goldfish Nonsequiter in your honor. But seriously, support the arts, date ballerinas. You don't need a pillow and there are angles you can't imagine. |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34792354 United States 07/30/2013 01:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sometimes, they like it slow and romantic - to get close to you and attached to you. Sometimes they just want to be fucked hard - to feel like an earthly slut. For those few of you who understand a woman well enough to be able to read her body, spirit and mind - welcome to the only way to attain absolute power and authority over women. You see how their behavior changes. You see how they just melt to your will and authority. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27364126 All these woman hating threads are a joke to me. They are obviously posted by those who only know how to get themselves off and don't see the bigger picture. They don't see beyond their own dick. They are doomed to fail at woman and at life. My women have loved me with everything they have. I am not overly well endowed or physically above anyone else. But I am attentive; I am intelligent; and I am aware of what it takes to truly please a women. I am man. How about simple love in truth rather than manipulation & the delusion of posession. That you may become one flesh evolving through time and beyond together to challenge the gods upon a distant shore... I hear you- when you "work" her the canal (lol) "closes" and gets almost hard inside. This will enable her to grip you. Also, if your wang is straight, put a pillow under to change the angles I will name a goldfish Nonsequiter in your honor. But seriously, support the arts, date ballerinas. You don't need a pillow and there are angles you can't imagine. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 7874418 United States 07/30/2013 02:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: green_girl Not true. Bigger is usually better, unless the owner of the smaller one puts some effort into making it better. Bigger. Yep. Dont listen to the poeple out there trying to make you feel ok about inadequacies. Not necessarily. Long dicks are painful. Fat dicks are painful in a different way. Big is good but only to a point... Unless you are both very physically awkward people I do not see how penis size can actually hurt. Perhaps you should see a doctor. Painful intercourse is a symptom. Unless you want to bolster the small men on the thread. But seriously, small men dont need tiny vaginas. Women are made of muscle. Vaginas arent tube socks. You must be the hotdog down a hallway chick I keep hearing about No, sweetheart, I can sign my name on paper holding a golf pencil in my hooha. This is after giving birth to a nine pound baby and growing old. . Your hallway ladies have no muscle tone and are probably dead drunk frigid. VJJ is muscle and tissue that "inflates" when the woman becomes aroused. Any woman who works those muscles and gets turned on is going to be able to get a nice tight grip on any size penis. It's just like how you can hold a big stick or a small stick in your hand. One more time if you experience painful intercourse, something is wrong. Its probably psychological. A routine gynecological exam is the first step. Rarely a woman has structural differences due to a birth defect. It can be corrected. Much more common is an unhealthy upbringing that creates anxiety about sex. These can be treated. Your discomfort is most likely caused by an inability to relax in sexual situations. Unless you are a transsexual woman. Then you must probably go to your surgeon for resizing. |
Vesper33 User ID: 37459546 United States 07/30/2013 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Only Me Not necessarily. Long dicks are painful. Fat dicks are painful in a different way. Big is good but only to a point... Unless you are both very physically awkward people I do not see how penis size can actually hurt. Perhaps you should see a doctor. Painful intercourse is a symptom. Unless you want to bolster the small men on the thread. But seriously, small men dont need tiny vaginas. Women are made of muscle. Vaginas arent tube socks. You must be the hotdog down a hallway chick I keep hearing about No, sweetheart, I can sign my name on paper holding a golf pencil in my hooha. This is after giving birth to a nine pound baby and growing old. . Your hallway ladies have no muscle tone and are probably dead drunk frigid. VJJ is muscle and tissue that "inflates" when the woman becomes aroused. Any woman who works those muscles and gets turned on is going to be able to get a nice tight grip on any size penis. It's just like how you can hold a big stick or a small stick in your hand. One more time if you experience painful intercourse, something is wrong. Its probably psychological. A routine gynecological exam is the first step. Rarely a woman has structural differences due to a birth defect. It can be corrected. Much more common is an unhealthy upbringing that creates anxiety about sex. These can be treated. Your discomfort is most likely caused by an inability to relax in sexual situations. Unless you are a transsexual woman. Then you must probably go to your surgeon for resizing. Well Said! Perfer et Obdura;Dolor hic tibi proderit olim.Fortes Fortuna Iuvat! (Be Patient & Strong; someday this pain will be useful to you. Fortune favors the brave) |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34792354 United States 07/30/2013 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh*** Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 44010757 United States 07/30/2013 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ladies and gentleman this is what we come to? Who is right and who is wrong? and we forgot about unconditional love? which is the best love and only love that matters... We are not animals, we have evolved heck even animals can still show us real love. What in heavens is wrong with you women and men? Lust is what it is this all about and this leads to a selfish misery... I hold you all in my hand every single individual who posted in this thread and those who didn't post what have seen this thread and pray for you to reflect and see past over lust. Lust is an emotion or feeling of intense desire in the body. The lust can take any form such as the lust for knowledge, the lust for sex or the lust for power. It can take such mundane forms as the lust for food as distinct from the need for food. Lust is a powerful psychological force producing intense wanting for an object, or circumstance fulfilling the emotion You and me are better than this don't be blind. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43102795 United States 07/30/2013 03:20 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bang a girl? Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang. Bang a girl right? There is no banging right. Banging is banging. Bang Bang Bang. That's banging. Banging is not fucking, it's not lovemaking, it's not screwing. It's bububububububanging. Mindless, lust-fueled teenagers Bang. Bang Bang Bang. That's it, nothing more. Just Banging. You have to give up banging to do it right. Banging right is like saying you threw a rock through a window gently. Moran. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7874418 United States 07/30/2013 03:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? Quoting: Only Me come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh** Was he as big as a baby? Look, your vagina is pretty flexible. If you open your legs very wide and draw your knees toward your ears it becomes very short and wide. If you stretch your legs straight down, it becomes long and narrow. There is a lot of variability there Its not likely that a woman will ever find a man's size all that important. I dont believe you are a woman. That hotdog comment reflects the mentality of someone who hasn't touched a vagina and probably thinks they are icky. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36370061 Canada 07/30/2013 03:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Why would you debate with someone who is expressing her personal experience? If she says big dicks hurts, then they hurt. What is the big deal about taking that at face value? Maybe there is some psychological stuff, maybe there is some physical stuff going on too. But it will still hurt. Just because theoretically the vagina should mold to a certain shape or size, doesn't mean that is the case for everyone. There are also infections that women can have unknowingly (eg: an overgrowth of bacteria) that makes some intercourse painful. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44284511 Canada 07/30/2013 03:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? Quoting: Only Me come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh** Was he as big as a baby? Look, your vagina is pretty flexible. If you open your legs very wide and draw your knees toward your ears it becomes very short and wide. If you stretch your legs straight down, it becomes long and narrow. There is a lot of variability there Its not likely that a woman will ever find a man's size all that important. I dont believe you are a woman. That hotdog comment reflects the mentality of someone who hasn't touched a vagina and probably thinks they are icky. OMG EPIC |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 300884 Sweden 07/30/2013 03:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can sign my name on paper holding a golf pencil in my hooha. This is after giving birth to a nine pound baby and growing old. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7874418 . Your hallway ladies have no muscle tone and are probably dead drunk frigid. VJJ is muscle and tissue that "inflates" when the woman becomes aroused. Any woman who works those muscles and gets turned on is going to be able to get a nice tight grip on any size penis. It's just like how you can hold a big stick or a small stick in your hand. Hot or not, this woman will get dick! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 22100559 United States 07/30/2013 03:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? Quoting: Only Me come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh** Was he as big as a baby? Look, your vagina is pretty flexible. If you open your legs very wide and draw your knees toward your ears it becomes very short and wide. If you stretch your legs straight down, it becomes long and narrow. There is a lot of variability there Its not likely that a woman will ever find a man's size all that important. I dont believe you are a woman. That hotdog comment reflects the mentality of someone who hasn't touched a vagina and probably thinks they are icky. Congrats on being a vagina expert. You've got a whole mess of creeps salivating over your words. Be proud. |
Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 34792354 United States 07/30/2013 04:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? Quoting: Only Me come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh** Was he as big as a baby? Look, your vagina is pretty flexible. If you open your legs very wide and draw your knees toward your ears it becomes very short and wide. If you stretch your legs straight down, it becomes long and narrow. There is a lot of variability there Its not likely that a woman will ever find a man's size all that important. I dont believe you are a woman. That hotdog comment reflects the mentality of someone who hasn't touched a vagina and probably thinks they are icky. Congrats on being a vagina expert. You've got a whole mess of creeps salivating over your words. Be proud. Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44284511 Canada 07/30/2013 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? Quoting: Only Me come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh** Was he as big as a baby? Look, your vagina is pretty flexible. If you open your legs very wide and draw your knees toward your ears it becomes very short and wide. If you stretch your legs straight down, it becomes long and narrow. There is a lot of variability there Its not likely that a woman will ever find a man's size all that important. I dont believe you are a woman. That hotdog comment reflects the mentality of someone who hasn't touched a vagina and probably thinks they are icky. Congrats on being a vagina expert. You've got a whole mess of creeps salivating over your words. Be proud. 'elvis pivot' a thank you |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 44293606 United States 07/30/2013 04:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | every girl i bang instantly falls in love with me.. this is what happens when all us real men bang a woman^ its always been like this and will always be like this.. even though this lifetime was the ultimate cock block the truth of the matter never changes what it is at the end of the day^ |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7874418 United States 07/30/2013 04:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | seriously? if I think a dick is too big that means I have some sort of deformity? Quoting: Only Me come on. I realize deformities exist, and I'm not poo-pooing that theory. But there IS such a thing as a dick simply being too big. ***exasperated sigh** Was he as big as a baby? Look, your vagina is pretty flexible. If you open your legs very wide and draw your knees toward your ears it becomes very short and wide. If you stretch your legs straight down, it becomes long and narrow. There is a lot of variability there Its not likely that a woman will ever find a man's size all that important. I dont believe you are a woman. That hotdog comment reflects the mentality of someone who hasn't touched a vagina and probably thinks they are icky. Congrats on being a vagina expert. You've got a whole mess of creeps salivating over your words. Be proud. Italiano is natural, not "creepy" for guys to be interested in vaginas. What's creepy is you intentionally trying to make inexperienced people anxious about sex. Take your perverse fantasies about big dicks hurting a teensy vagina to a sexual fetish board. This is a thread about the joy a young guy felt in banging right. Take your weirdness to a weird perversión thread. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7874418 United States 07/30/2013 04:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can sign my name on paper holding a golf pencil in my hooha. This is after giving birth to a nine pound baby and growing old. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7874418 . Your hallway ladies have no muscle tone and are probably dead drunk frigid. VJJ is muscle and tissue that "inflates" when the woman becomes aroused. Any woman who works those muscles and gets turned on is going to be able to get a nice tight grip on any size penis. It's just like how you can hold a big stick or a small stick in your hand. Hot or not, this woman will get dick! I do hope so! |
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Reinvigorated Being User ID: 43852692 United States 07/30/2013 07:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I realized going slow was a great tactic because most non-whore girls like it and more importantly: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25699776 I LAST LONGER!!!!! I slow down so I don't finish so damn fast. And yes ... that's when I caress her more and become more sensual. If I porn'd it up every time, my record would be 45 seconds. 45 seconds?! Shit! I'd have time to fuck AND cuddle, we'd both be happy. I'm a proud Texan & American, posting from Central Texas & have no clue why my flag shows friggin Canada(no offense to my Canadian friends). "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest." Diderot "Immigration without assimilation is invasion!" - Anonymous Coward Gird your lions, shave your Family & panic sex the 'maters! "When your so-called religion is purely a political theory of conquest, and deception is one of it's core principles then it strikes me as perfectly sane and reasonable to assume literally everyone who is of such a "religion" to be exactly the same POS who deserves to be treated as the enemy non-stop." Darkwolf007 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15356669 United States 07/30/2013 04:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HA you wouldn't realize such a stupid thread would enlighten one but it has...I have been spending way too much time wasting my life in this cess pool. shall warp me no further...later Quoting: Naga I know right? At first I thought it was great here but the more time spent I see what types come here. The sheep don't come here but the snakes do. These are not the kinda people I want to save the world with. LOL...BUH BYE!!!! |