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Don't get into "ufos".

 
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Don't get into "ufos".
People, if you encounter a ufo...turn around and RUN away. It's a trap.
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I agree...remember when your Mum told you never to get into cars with strangers....same thing applies here....dont do it
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08/01/2013 02:20 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I would pull my pants down an point my open bumhole at them!
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I would pull my pants down an point my open bumhole at them!
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I won't work for the ufo's like it does at the bar bro.
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I would pull my pants down an point my open bumhole at them!
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And this why they developed a probing fetish you bastards.
Now they think this is how our culture greets one another.
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I would pull my pants down an point my open bumhole at them!
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I approve, lol! Might result in anger though, hehe
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I agree...remember when your Mum told you never to get into cars with strangers....same thing applies here....dont do it
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Smart words.
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08/01/2013 02:26 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I agree...remember when your Mum told you never to get into cars with strangers....same thing applies here....dont do it
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Smart words.
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Make them come out...won't do it...cuz they will FALL
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08/01/2013 02:43 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I agree...remember when your Mum told you never to get into cars with strangers....same thing applies here....dont do it
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Smart words.
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Make them come out...won't do it...cuz they will FALL
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Also, don't film them or stare at them. They will "entrain" you. They are technically a lie.
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08/01/2013 02:47 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
honestly, I wish I had never seen one with my own eyes. Altered my reality forever and really makes me wonder what realities exist outside our lil planet in the universe. its sucha fucking trip when you think about it all.. So ya, don't get into ufos n pray you never see one!
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
and what am i supposed to do if i have stepped into the ufo?
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
The one star this post received should serve as a testiment to its validity, lol!
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
[link to www.ufohowto.com]

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Re: Don't get into "ufos".

and what am i supposed to do if i have stepped into the ufo?
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Tell me your story, and i'll decide if you are a liar.
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I would pull my pants down an point my open bumhole at them!
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And this why they developed a probing fetish you bastards.
Now they think this is how our culture greets one another.
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lmao
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
honestly, I wish I had never seen one with my own eyes. Altered my reality forever and really makes me wonder what realities exist outside our lil planet in the universe. its sucha fucking trip when you think about it all.. So ya, don't get into ufos n pray you never see one!
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Sorry to hear this. Just do your best to ignore the thoughts...they are lies.
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
I bet there is landings at some budhist places in the himalayas
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
i saw one crashed on monday night in 27th jul 1999

i was a little bit drunk and under some acid that is why i was tripping with sane sober driver and a friend in the suburbs

but the freaking thing seemed very real

it was shot with military rocket and fell from the sky


driver took us there but was too scared to go and see


so we did


was scared as hell until decided that i have to see it


when we arrived to the scene we saw it


it was as big as a 5 stores building

and it was pink-ultraviolet colors


it seemed like a living creature of some kind

it was wounded by rocket

there were creatures like spiders or some insects made of light and they were sewing the wound with yellow light ribbons


then


suddenly a road in front of us appeared


we walked over that road and suddenly we were at another planet separated


there was some kind of a snake-dragon with rainbow colours skin and small wings "walking" near me


we were at the garden


they had trees that are taller than our skyscrappers

i could saw them at the horizon


and they had all kinds of plants i have never seen there


they have shown me their ocean

and i will never forget the stars


there were so much many of them in sky even if it was broad daylight


then i got back
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08/01/2013 03:04 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
sorry for my freaking english

after all those years when i try to remember i get nervous and can't think well
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
the colours of the ship are very much alike those on glp banner


perhaps this is why i am stuck here
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
sorry for my freaking english

after all those years when i try to remember i get nervous and can't think well
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Hmmm...sounds legit to me. Your lucky you are here still. Sorry about your nervousness. Comes with the territory.
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08/01/2013 03:12 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
sorry for my freaking english

after all those years when i try to remember i get nervous and can't think well
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Hmmm...sounds legit to me. Your lucky you are here still. Sorry about your nervousness. Comes with the territory.
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Stay away from "lab" drugs.
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08/01/2013 03:17 AM
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
sorry for my freaking english

after all those years when i try to remember i get nervous and can't think well
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Hmmm...sounds legit to me. Your lucky you are here still. Sorry about your nervousness. Comes with the territory.
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Stay away from "lab" drugs.
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For the shit thoughts blu electronic cigs help. Something to do with the + benefits of nicotine I think...not sure...but they help anyway.
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Re: Don't get into "ufos".
One more thing...you might not want to actively skydive. My guess is no more than 120 jumps...then shit will hit the fan.

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