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"50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York

 
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"50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
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Sixth-grade students in a New York City borough were reportedly assigned to read a book that touched on masturbation until angered parents got the title removed from the summer reading list.


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“It’s about . . . masturbation, which is not appropriate for my child to learn at 11,” said Kelly-Ann McMullan-Preiss, 39, of Belle Harbor, who refused to let her son read the book. “It was like ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ for kids.”

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Well folks, all incoming sixth graders were going to be tested on having read this book over the summer.

No one should be surprised at anything that comes out of the fevered mind of schoolocrats, but this is particularly nasty.

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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
Home school.
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can you imagine your first days of junior high or middle school, with THIS topic looming over you?

and having to write about it for an opposite-sex teacher?

No, we can't waste the time necessary to teach them cursive, or to love their country,
but we can teach M101.
Now is the time.
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
Yet American classics like Tom Sawyer are banned at schools.
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
Home school.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34078787


Always a first reaction of mine, totally agree.

People who think it is too expensive should think again.
Work evenings if you need to, homeschool during the day.

You will save a TON on therapy for your screwed up kids, but that, of course is secondary.

Main thing is to protect your kids.
Now is the time.
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Yet American classics like Tom Sawyer are banned at schools.
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Oh for heavens sakes, could you imagine a teacher today discussing Tom and Becky Sharpe's adventures in the cave?


For starters.

or the scene where Tom crashes his own funeral?

or the fence painting schemes?
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
can you even remember there was a time when kids were taught Wood Shop?

now it's DIY for sex, not bookshelves.


if they had sewing in home ec today, what would they be sewing? G-strings?


only a matter of time before pole dancing is taught in gym class.
Now is the time.
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can you even remember there was a time when kids were taught Wood Shop?

now it's DIY for sex, not bookshelves.


if they had sewing in home ec today, what would they be sewing? G-strings?


only a matter of time before pole dancing is taught in gym class.
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i shudder to think. geez, i know people that made pipes in woodshop and materials class in high school!
"We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time." - T. S. Eliot
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maybe once it's dialed down a notch and made into a Pop-Up book parents will feel better about having it in the house.

:50SHADES_popUP:
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maybe once it's dialed down a notch and made into a Pop-Up book parents will feel better about having it in the house.

:50SHADES_popUP:
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LOL!!
BOINNNG!

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maybe once it's dialed down a notch and made into a Pop-Up book parents will feel better about having it in the house.

:50SHADES_popUP:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


LOL!!
BOINNNG!

:lbrador:
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BOING she says! LOL

You've just earned a Celebrity AC Trading Card my dear!

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can you imagine your first days of junior high or middle school, with THIS topic looming over you?

and having to write about it for an opposite-sex teacher?

No, we can't waste the time necessary to teach them cursive, or to love their country,
but we can teach M101.
 Quoting: beeches


That is outrageous, yes it's understandable that we are all curious at one point or the other but I believe that is a talk for a parent to give. I don't understand why they fund this sort of crap. Why aren't they filling their brains with wonderful education about science or just regular literature you read in 6th grade....
When the going gets meow, the meow meow meowin
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Home school.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34078787


Always a first reaction of mine, totally agree.

People who think it is too expensive should think again.
Work evenings if you need to, homeschool during the day.

You will save a TON on therapy for your screwed up kids, but that, of course is secondary.

Main thing is to protect your kids.
 Quoting: beeches


clappa

Children are wonderful. But I never want to raise one in this fucked up world..
When the going gets meow, the meow meow meowin
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
maybe once it's dialed down a notch and made into a Pop-Up book parents will feel better about having it in the house.

:50SHADES_popUP:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


LOL!!
BOINNNG!

:lbrador:
 Quoting: eekers


BOING she says! LOL

You've just earned a Celebrity AC Trading Card my dear!

:CELEBacCARD3:
 Quoting: Jinxy McDeath


LOL YAY!!!!!
:)
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
In the war, some believe slaves are needed and deserve free will to enslave themselves. They make it so the child becomes of age sooner.


The other team seems to think enough is enough, and your days are numbered.
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
can you imagine your first days of junior high or middle school, with THIS topic looming over you?

and having to write about it for an opposite-sex teacher?

No, we can't waste the time necessary to teach them cursive, or to love their country,
but we can teach M101.
 Quoting: beeches


That is outrageous, yes it's understandable that we are all curious at one point or the other but I believe that is a talk for a parent to give. I don't understand why they fund this sort of crap. Why aren't they filling their brains with wonderful education about science or just regular literature you read in 6th grade....
 Quoting: xMeowfulx


no one in a school really wants to admit that many kids will not participate in lessons that don't "engage" them.

So they are "engaging" them with the subject matter in this book - so they can teach them "tolerance" later in the year, before "Winter Break" (Christmas vacation).
Now is the time.
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Kids mature differently.....I was a 'late bloomer' for sure, but sure made up for it when I found out what 'it' was all about!! lol

I have gay friends who have been propositioned by 14 yr. old boys in public restrooms.....so let's face it, parents, your kids may not be as 'angelic' about sex as you thought.

HOWEVER that being said, I find it appalling that ALL kids of a certain age group are going to be exposed to this stuff, where many of them would not be ready to confront it.......

so just what in the HELL are these people thinking?

I do think, though, that masturbation should be encouraged, to some extent, if for no other reason than that it MAY just help cut down on teen pregnancies!!!

also, ALL teens should learn how to put a condom on.....both boys and girls.....in case they 'just can't wait'.

and more ladies in general should learn how to give HEAD........you don't have to swallow if the guy's wearing a condom!!!

And just think of all the unwanted babies you'd be avoiding!!

Yep, America, we have a LONG way to go before this stuff is rationally discussed and explored....

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"I have yet to receive a letter from a child somehow debilitated by the domestic violence, drug abuse, racism, poverty, sexuality, and murder contained in my book. To the contrary, kids as young as ten have sent me autobiographical letters written in crayon, complete with drawings inspired by my book, that are just as dark, terrifying, and redemptive as anything I’ve ever read." - statement from the novel's author.
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Re: "50 shades of grey for kids" - required reading list includes masturbation book in New York
I do think, though, that masturbation should be encouraged, to some extent, if for no other reason than that it MAY just help cut down on teen pregnancies!!!

also, ALL teens should learn how to put a condom on.....both boys and girls.....in case they 'just can't wait'.

and more ladies in general should learn how to give HEAD........you don't have to swallow if the guy's wearing a condom!!!



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Are you serious? If you are serious, are you affiliated with the Illuminati? The Illuminati encourages fornication in their rebellion against God.

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