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THE COMET THAT WILL CHANGE US FOREVER: Comet ISON, What you need to know....

 
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So if it is going to be a beautiful sight to behold,which it will be if as you described. Why are you calling it a comet from hell?
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It's beauty may distract from the problems here on Earth!


Let it be know, it will be gorgeous, but we must not let its beauty distract...indeed



Who knows what could happen.
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Stupidest explanation ever!
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The presentation was great but no new information and no hell related outcome - looks like a 1 star impact..
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From the Astronomical Calendar 2013...





Brighter and brighter ---- Sirius - bright, Venus-bright, half moon bright, burns the comet.





Near sunset, on Thanksgiving Day 2013 November 28, LESS THAN ONE SOLAR DIAMETER FROM THE SURFACE OF SUN, ....





Comet may APPEAR BRIGHTER THAN THE FULL MOON.
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Yay!

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All aboard!
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We have learned that Comet ISON may be the comet of the century...indeed all of humanity will look upon it.


You can expect a heavenly spectacle come November and December.

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And sadly, many people will fall victim to fear and suicide over a harmless comet.
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I repeat, I repeat, this comet may be like none other you will see in YOUR LIFETIMES


Many are already comparing it to the Great Comet of 1680, whose tail stretched across the sky!


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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This is going to be stellar! How awesome that we get to pay witness!! Yay!!
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So if it is going to be a beautiful sight to behold,which it will be if as you described. Why are you calling it a comet from hell?
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It's beauty may distract from the problems here on Earth!


Let it be know, it will be gorgeous, but we must not let its beauty distract...indeed



Who knows what could happen.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


So... I guess what we "need to know" about this "comet from hell" is that it's going to be gorgeous - it that it?

You wouldn't be trying to frighten us, or cause fear and anxiety here would you? Because you are a NICE person.
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We have learned that Comet ISON may be the comet of the century...indeed all of humanity will look upon it.


You can expect a heavenly spectacle come November and December.

 Quoting: Astral Goat


And sadly, many people will fall victim to fear and suicide over a harmless comet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12863960


I repeat, I repeat, this comet may be like none other you will see in YOUR LIFETIMES


Many are already comparing it to the Great Comet of 1680, whose tail stretched across the sky!


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Astral Goat


This is going to be stellar! How awesome that we get to pay witness!! Yay!!
 Quoting: calidruid


Yes I am excited.


I changed thread title, many seem worried.


I don't mean to scare you, but crazier things have happened...
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OP, you are misleading EVERYONE. You have not provided anyone with any new information that we don't already know so...

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I am merely giving you the required information needed so you can be aware of this in case many people begin to panic.


And trust me, there will be panic.
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Where is the proof is all im asking. Any charts,numbers ect...?
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OP, you are misleading EVERYONE. You have not provided anyone with any new information that we don't already know so...

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I am merely giving you the required information needed so you can be aware of this in case many people begin to panic.


And trust me, there will be panic.
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Where is the proof is all im asking. Any charts,numbers ect...?
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Just look it up in any almanac.


My favorite is the Astronomical Calendar

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op is a trying to incite fear through stupidity.
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And sadly, many people will fall victim to fear and suicide over a harmless comet.
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I repeat, I repeat, this comet may be like none other you will see in YOUR LIFETIMES


Many are already comparing it to the Great Comet of 1680, whose tail stretched across the sky!


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Astral Goat


This is going to be stellar! How awesome that we get to pay witness!! Yay!!
 Quoting: calidruid


Yes I am excited.


I changed thread title, many seem worried.


I don't mean to scare you, but crazier things have happened...
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Thanks, that was the right thing to do. Now you will have our proper attention.
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op is a trying to incite fear through stupidity.
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No not at all.



Ok, I am going for a jog in nature.


I will gaze at the heavens and imagine what this beautiful comet may look like.






I will leave you with this...


THE TAIL MAY BE SO BRIGHT AS TO BE SEEN IN THE DAYTIME.


Love for all. All for love.
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I can't wait for the love to come
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I REPEAT....




If you re-arrange the Abbreviation...



ISON...









YOU GET.




IONS.





Be prepared.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's pretty intense!

I just pee'd my pants a little!

yoda
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I REPEAT....




If you re-arrange the Abbreviation...



ISON...









YOU GET.




IONS.





Be prepared.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


That's pretty intense!

I just pee'd my pants a little!

yoda
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lmao
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Aside from its brilliance, the Great Comet of 1680 is probably most noted for being used by Isaac Newton to test and verify Kepler's laws.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]




WHO KNOWS WHAT BREAKTHROUGHS THERE WILL BE THIS TIME WHEN GREAT COMET ISON (IONS) VISITS US.




What knowledge will we learn!? Who will we contact!?


We can only wonder...

PERHAPS ISON IS THE COMET THAT WILL PROPEL US INTO A NEW AGE...





See you all later tonight...


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ok so what do you mean by ions , and do you think this thing will hit the moon .. the bible says the moon is struck and the earth and sun , gona be one huge shower of shit heading our way

also i think this is the blue kachina for sure ...
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ok so what do you mean by ions , and do you think this thing will hit the moon .. the bible says the moon is struck and the earth and sun , gona be one huge shower of shit heading our way

also i think this is the blue kachina for sure ...
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:damnedbig:
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How will it react with the sun?
I have seen comets react with the sun.
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I don't get why this is pinned.
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Much of the speculation about ISON and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: ISON is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that ISON might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: ISON's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. ISON is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: ISON will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When ISON arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: ISON *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting ISON is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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Much of the speculation about ISON and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: ISON is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that ISON might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: ISON's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. ISON is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: ISON will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When ISON arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: ISON *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting ISON is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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fact
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Much of the speculation about ISON and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: ISON is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that ISON might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: ISON's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. ISON is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: ISON will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When ISON arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: ISON *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting ISON is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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Can you prove that astronomers think that it's not a comet but a moon?
I'm a bibletard, sorry for the inconvenience.
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Reckon I'll have to clean the mirror on the telescope and find a camera adapter for the viewing lens. Surely someone makes one..............
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PERHAPS ISON IS THE COMET THAT WILL PROPEL US INTO A NEW AGE...


 Quoting: Astral Goat


Well we have a modern global calendar emerging during this time
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I REPEAT....

If you re-arrange the Abbreviation...


ISON...

YOU GET.

IONS.




Be prepared.
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ION - noun

1. an electrically charged atom or group of atoms formed by the loss or gain of one or more electrons, as a cation (positive ion) which is created by electron loss and is attracted to the cathode in electrolysis, or as an anion (negative ion) which is created by an electron gain and is attracted to the anode.

2. one of the electrically charged particles formed in a gas by electric discharge or the like.

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ion - 1834 - introduced by Eng. physicist and chemist Michael Faraday (suggested by the Rev. William Whewell, Eng. polymath), coined from Gk. ion, neut. prp. of ienai "go," from PIE base *ei- "to go, to walk" (cf. Gk. eimi "I go;" L. ire "to go," iter "a way;" O.Ir. ethaim "I go;" Ir. bothar "a road"


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PERHAPS ISON IS THE COMET THAT WILL PROPEL US INTO A NEW AGE...


 Quoting: Astral Goat


Well we have a modern global calendar emerging during this time
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 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


God bless you, Russ. I admire your tenacity...keep up the good work!
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Much of the speculation about ISON and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: ISON is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think that ISON might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a thirty-six-hundred-year collision course with Earth.

Fact: ISON's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. ISON is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: ISON will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When ISON arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: ISON *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting ISON is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.
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Man , if you could add links or reference would be appreciate , otherwise to me sound like :
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IONS huh, anything could happen.
Interestingyeahsure
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If this comet didn't wipe out civilization in 1680, why all the hoopla this time around?





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