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New Study: 5 Minutes of Daily Gay Porn Good for You

 
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New Study: 5 Minutes of Daily Gay Porn Good for You
According to latest research being conducted at the University of Alabama, watching 5 minutes of homosexual pornography seems to be beneficial to your overall well-being.

The study was conducted with 30 volunteers from within its own campus, responding to sticky notes the team of scientists attached to bulletin boards around campus.

"I had never seen quite the response as this," Dr. Abram Adams, Director of Scientific Studies at the academy said. "Most of the time when we put up our announcements looking for volunteers we have to also offer a monetary incentive. Not this time, strangely enough. We had well over 400 eager volunteers, both male and female, within the same day."

According to Dr. Adams, subjects in the study were broken up into a control group and the test group. All were tested fro a period of 3 months. Within the control group were three other groups: one which would be given 5 minutes of hardcore straight porn, another with 5 hours of gay porn, and the other watching 5 minutes of My Little Pony.

Those watching 5 minutes of hardcore porn showed extreme restlessness in class resulting from an onset of itchy crotch syndrome. Homework levels drastically took a nose dive as well, wanting to "bang the hell out of that chick/dude in class next to me" as many respondents told researchers in their reports.

Volunteers in the 5 hours of gay porn simply went catatonic and had to be dismissed back home.

Those being subjected to My Little Pony did exhibit signs of improvement in their studies, albeit temporarily only, fantasizing their professors were the ponies and wanting to "ride them hard." After coming back to their senses, attention then waned back to normal levels.

In contrast to the control groups, those who were just allowed 5 minutes of homosexual porn showed increased stimulation in the Phalledendral Cortex, the deep recess of the brain responsible for that "double take" when you see someone incredibly beautiful--that 10 level of Beauty.

Students in this group sat up straight, and leaned in and out in their momentum of attention as their professor talked and then turned their backside to the board to write. Questions from these students also increased, and their higher pitched voice was more able to be understood by others and lead to increase levels of the class as a whole, even to those who did not watch gay porn.

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