I think they put a chip in the back of my neck near the base of my spine.

I hear holding a strong magnet over implants inactivates them... save yourself some pain before you dig down into your spinal cord.

the back of your neck is nowhere near the base of your spine

Possible, but don't loose it. Just get rid of it. Clay, in natural form does wonders.

Hang in there!

I have something in my back like a pimple that never goes away. I tried to dig it out and it blead very bad. It just poored out...

Magnets work Neoim earth magnets but I got another almost in the same place . Somebody with a chipgun

I meant its in my neck on the back of my head, the base of my brain stem/cerebellum sorry.

dude, if some higher minded civilization of humble beings put an implant in you i think it would make sense to leave it in.

think matrix capsules and sentinal craft seeking low producing machines.

so cut it out

you got a pocketknife?

I know a Mathematician who got abducted and chipped.

His chip itched and he scratched and scratched; he eventually worked it out using a pencil!!

Dude! Don't fuck around with your neck/spinal cord! *cringing as I type this*

did you get some dip with that chip?

"you got a pocketknife?"

If that's what it takes, but try gently nudging.

WHIFF ON IT


THEY SMEEL AWESOME



GIVE IT A WHIFFING



A GOOD WHIFFING



So,,,, who does'nt have an implant?

is there a problem with that????


fuck


I love my implants


i water the im-plants

i feed the im-plants


my im-plants are high
in



protien



WHIFF ON IT

heh heh good one:

"he eventually worked it out using a pencil"

"you got a pocketknife?" If that's what it takes, but try gently nudging"

get it out!

like in Saw II where the only way the guy gets free is to cut the key out from behind his eye!

HE IS THE DIP

WITH THE CHIP

did you get some dip with that chip?



Seriously you should wrap tinfoil round your neck

when in doubt

whip it out


rip it
strip it

grip it


just whip it


sooner or later


the chip will

be


whipped

if you get it out


put it on ebay


i swear to all that is evil

you'll get so much dough
for that chip

you can always get abducted again


and ask for several more chips


some to hock

some to roll

Prolly too late, in that position.

when they put one in me they will be bored to death; all they'll get in the satelite feedback is a bunch of money-stretching recipes, coupons to double, knitting patterns, e-Bay collectible doll bids and old lady complaints about every bone and muscle in my body. I'll get a knock on the door and someone there saying "maam, can we spend a few minutes extracting this thing from the back of your neck? "
................me too

>>>"I think they put a chip in the back of my neck near the base of my spine."<<<

If you don't know the difference between the back of your neck and the base of your spine, then the only call is that you are full of shit, not too bright, and making it up as you go along...

It's OK...You'll get laid some day...

But first...You'll get your first pubic hair in the next year or two...

Been told I have a chip on my shoulder...but its because most people know Im better than them.
IMHO.

moles grow over chips, most people on the planet are chipped and have no idea.

JR,

a nice massage will surely work those chips out and leave you feeling refreshed and ready to face us Plebs!

Please hurry up and get to your beloved, but I've a grinder should your chips prove stubborn!!

Dont worry 4"x2"...Im leaving in a few days...and those chips are a joke, anyone that really knows me will vouch for my down-to-earth personality.
It may not be exactly like I present it here....but pretty close...less the whole chip thing...

I think I have a few chips myself.
The last one, I got not more than a couple of years ago. Mysterious scoop mark on my neck. If you took your finger & placed it right in front of your ear & then ran your finger straight down to right below your jawline, you would be in the area that mine is in.
It must have happened when I was at the dentist! At first it made my parotid gland go nuts! Every time I smelled food, my face became disfigured like my salivary gland had became blocked! This went on for about 2 weeks!!! I would go into a restaurant looking like one person & leave looking like another one. It was very noticable & people would even comment on it! Embarrassing!!!
Now my gland does do that but I was left with a scoop mark where I described.
Being chipped makes more sense than anything else. The dentist SWEARS that it could not have been from his treatment & a specialist told me that he had no idea what was going on in there but that if it didn't heal they would have to go in with a scope to see what was going on in there. I felt lucky that it stopped because I really didn't want some dr going anywhere in my neck with a scope!!!
I have multiple scoop marks on my body, in various places & have often wondered if they were implants. I have never dug one out nor had it confirmed that it was an implant by a dr but I have a sneaking suspision that is what it is or they all are.

"Now my gland does do that"

Should read
Now my gland does NOT do that...

"But first...You'll get your first pubic hair in the next year or two..."

thanks for your interest in my private parts, but the chip is in the back of my neck, at the base of my skull, like I clarified in an earlier post.

yes 2822 I suspect I may have at least one other, but this one is really bothering me. I have no idea when or how they might have put it in - I am not an abductee that I am aware of, no strange memories or missing time.