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Breaking Now: Aliens are invading Toronto and Mozambique

 
Fred
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08/09/2013 09:59 PM
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Breaking Now: Aliens are invading Toronto and Mozambique
The invasion has been mounted from Mars. The aliens are high on drugs and intend to play poker at midnight. There are 50 chemtrails above Delaware. The mayor of Dallas has been notified and will enjoy Chinese for dinner with his wife and her boyfriend. This just in: the church has authorized a 50,000,000 dollar subsidy to purchase 17 harrier jets for the Chinese Air Force. These aircraft will be used to train mechanics and also will be a place where experiments on bugs will be allowed to stay until told otherwise by an official governing body or its associated Chevy dealer.
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08/09/2013 10:03 PM
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Re: Breaking Now: Aliens are invading Toronto and Mozambique
My neighbor has a bat cave. If what you're saying is confirmed, I'm grabbing the TP, paper plates, plastic spoons and wax tipped matches.
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08/09/2013 10:15 PM

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The invasion has been mounted from Mars. The aliens are high on drugs and intend to play poker at midnight. There are 50 chemtrails above Delaware. The mayor of Dallas has been notified and will enjoy Chinese for dinner with his wife and her boyfriend. This just in: the church has authorized a 50,000,000 dollar subsidy to purchase 17 harrier jets for the Chinese Air Force. These aircraft will be used to train mechanics and also will be a place where experiments on bugs will be allowed to stay until told otherwise by an official governing body or its associated Chevy dealer.
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tomato plants in.
polecat2

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2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. 4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. 5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

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08/09/2013 10:16 PM

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Re: Breaking Now: Aliens are invading Toronto and Mozambique
The invasion has been mounted from Mars. The aliens are high on drugs and intend to play poker at midnight. There are 50 chemtrails above Delaware. The mayor of Dallas has been notified and will enjoy Chinese for dinner with his wife and her boyfriend. This just in: the church has authorized a 50,000,000 dollar subsidy to purchase 17 harrier jets for the Chinese Air Force. These aircraft will be used to train mechanics and also will be a place where experiments on bugs will be allowed to stay until told otherwise by an official governing body or its associated Chevy dealer.
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08/09/2013 10:23 PM
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Re: Breaking Now: Aliens are invading Toronto and Mozambique
The invasion has been mounted from Mars. The aliens are high on drugs and intend to play poker at midnight. There are 50 chemtrails above Delaware. The mayor of Dallas has been notified and will enjoy Chinese for dinner with his wife and her boyfriend. This just in: the church has authorized a 50,000,000 dollar subsidy to purchase 17 harrier jets for the Chinese Air Force. These aircraft will be used to train mechanics and also will be a place where experiments on bugs will be allowed to stay until told otherwise by an official governing body or its associated Chevy dealer.
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pump2

tomato plants in.
 Quoting: Pole Cat


Yes. We must harbor safe yomatatstststoes. Tomatoes? Tomatos? We will worship the seed of our tomato; and we will procreate and name out children tomato. Beefsteak. Roma. Cherry. I am the Chevy of this place is now my sacred top of my valve nozzle switch pipe specially made pizzzzzzzzxxxxxzzzxxxxxxxzxxzzzzzzzzza. With mustard please? And my hold golf bag for grandma. I love you so much.
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08/09/2013 10:28 PM

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If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

Bob Marley

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.”
THOMAS PAINE (1737-1809)

Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. Bruce Lee
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08/09/2013 10:37 PM
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Re: Breaking Now: Aliens are invading Toronto and Mozambique
Only if the place is holding down town is where she left us. Mom left us and made us cry. But the dogs are eating all ham salad in the wake of papa's wake. Fun golf. Fod I'd bad. Only once if my dad leaves the paper with ronny. Hose me once, shame on me. Hose me trice, shame on. Just lust for it -- the rest is at your local Pontiac dealer

Tell grandma I love her so much, and that Gilligan is still trapped on that stupid island with I dream of Genie and the Walton's

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