The invasion has been mounted from Mars. The aliens are high on drugs and intend to play poker at midnight. There are 50 chemtrails above Delaware. The mayor of Dallas has been notified and will enjoy Chinese for dinner with his wife and her boyfriend. This just in: the church has authorized a 50,000,000 dollar subsidy to purchase 17 harrier jets for the Chinese Air Force. These aircraft will be used to train mechanics and also will be a place where experiments on bugs will be allowed to stay until told otherwise by an official governing body or its associated Chevy dealer.