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Do Aliens read GLP?

 
A friend of wolves from afar
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Visitors from other dimensions is the preferred descriptive ;) and no to your Q ;)).
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Last Edited by We Who Watch on 08/11/2013 10:19 AM
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Aliens probably get banned by the usual GLP IP bans...
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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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Sorry, we're too busy. Possibly next week. Tuesday looks good.
 Quoting: Billxam

Tuesday is great. Make it as late as possible, say after 11PM and if it goes into wednesday morning then that would be wonderful.

Now I don't want to see one of those rinky dink small things. I want to see a big ass, cigar shaped, Mother ship. If that is not possible then one of those giant triangle shaped craft like they saw in Arizona will do it for me also.


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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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Inviting demons isn't a good idea.
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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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Inviting demons isn't a good idea.
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I didn't ask to see the aliens....just their UFO craft.


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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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Inviting demons isn't a good idea.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

I didn't ask to see the aliens....just their UFO craft.


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Same thing....I'm just giving you a friendly warning that you're asking for trouble. You don't ask to play with satan and his host, it's not a joke.
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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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tcopw
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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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Inviting demons isn't a good idea.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

I didn't ask to see the aliens....just their UFO craft.


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Same thing....I'm just giving you a friendly warning that you're asking for trouble. You don't ask to play with satan and his host, it's not a joke.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

Well, I didn't ask to see G.W. Bush, Obama, Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney....etc......etc......and I consider them Demons from hell.


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If they do, there's something I'd like to ask them:

If you aliens are so bad ass, then why did you crash your shit in New Mexico?
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Yes this is their primary news source
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If they do, there's something I'd like to ask them:

If you aliens are so bad ass, then why did you crash your shit in New Mexico?
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That was a home do earth ship. Nazi built...
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The alien life forms in beta quadrant were very pleased about the birth of the British royal child
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Aliens probably get banned by the usual GLP IP bans...
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Yeah I got banned already and had to upgrade my account :(



Aliens simply beam their consciousness into our bodies; they can't actually travel through the stars I don't think.
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:lgcjc.c;u;c;ucuc:
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Best ever...
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Aliens probably get banned by the usual GLP IP bans...
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Yeah I got banned already and had to upgrade my account :(



Aliens simply beam their consciousness into our bodies; they can't actually travel through the stars I don't think.
 Quoting: Johnbert.Lennonstein


Yes we inhabit your little lizard bodies.
Kind of like a little reality vacation...
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Aliens probably get banned by the usual GLP IP bans...
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Yeah I got banned already and had to upgrade my account :(



Aliens simply beam their consciousness into our bodies; they can't actually travel through the stars I don't think.
 Quoting: Johnbert.Lennonstein


Yes we inhabit your little lizard bodies.
Kind of like a little reality vacation...
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Oh come off it, you cannot troll a master fisher of men.

The seraphim are not simply lizards, we are angels in disguise. :] 6 winged, flying, burning serpents, spreading our fires and always singing when in a good mood.

Don't make me burn a hole in your soul for bogus claims. We may come from the far reaches of the universe; but we don't take total control, or give reality breaks. We are simply doing our jobs.

Last Edited by Johnbert.Lennonstein on 08/11/2013 11:43 AM
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In a sense, yes.
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Aliens probably get banned by the usual GLP IP bans...
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Yeah I got banned already and had to upgrade my account :(



Aliens simply beam their consciousness into our bodies; they can't actually travel through the stars I don't think.
 Quoting: Johnbert.Lennonstein


Yes we inhabit your little lizard bodies.
Kind of like a little reality vacation...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44945309


Oh come off it, you cannot troll a master fisher of men.

The seraphim are not simply lizards, we are angels in disguise. :] 6 winged, flying, burning serpents, spreading our fires and always singing when in a good mood.

Don't make me burn a hole in your soul for bogus claims. We may come from the far reaches of the universe; but we don't take total control, or give reality breaks. We are simply doing our jobs.
 Quoting: Johnbert.Lennonstein


We prefer to just materialize from the parallel dimension.

Ever feel your soul looking thru your eyeballs as a windshield.

We are the ones driving the truck...


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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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Sorry, we're too busy. Possibly next week. Tuesday looks good.
 Quoting: Billxam

Tuesday is great. Make it as late as possible, say after 11PM and if it goes into wednesday morning then that would be wonderful.

Now I don't want to see one of those rinky dink small things. I want to see a big ass, cigar shaped, Mother ship. If that is not possible then one of those giant triangle shaped craft like they saw in Arizona will do it for me also.


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We'll be there between 7 and 10. This will be good as we need to empty the potties and trash.

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OP, just get some infrared lenses to look through. The ships are all over the place.
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No No No No No No NO NO NO.
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No No No No No No NO NO NO.
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If so then it has been a long time since I saw a UFO and would appreciate it if you would hover over my house for a little while so I can see one again.


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I second this


Aliens are welcome to smoke a few bowls with me as well
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They dont smoke weed they acctually hate it, and you know why
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eyebrow

I do?


You sure they aren't looking for a 'quantum cannabinoid' of some sort?
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SHHHHHHHHHHH! Im NOT sharing!
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I second this


Aliens are welcome to smoke a few bowls with me as well
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


They dont smoke weed they acctually hate it, and you know why
 Quoting: Balloons


:eyebrow:

I do?


You sure they aren't looking for a 'quantum cannabinoid' of some sort?
 Quoting: Azeratel Axo


SHHHHHHHHHHH! Im NOT sharing!
 Quoting: LogicBomber


Prefer Mushrooms anyway
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Al, why do these people keep calling me an Alien

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Let's discuss aliens from the Bible point of view.

Ephesians 2:12
That at that time ye were without Christ, being aliens from the commonwealth of Israel, and strangers from the covenants of promise, having no hope, and without God in the world:

Hebrews 11:34
Quenched the violence of fire, escaped the edge of the sword, out of weakness were made strong, waxed valiant in fight, turned to flight the armies of the aliens.


OK so aliens are basically out side of the spiritual nation of Israel which is the nation of Christians. So if you are not Christian you are an alien.

Now Christians can see the aliens amongst us. Aliens fight against uniting humanity as one in the New Jerusalem Kingdom of God and Jesus Christ on Earth. Anyone working toward building it up is not alien but Christian.

Sat Jul 5/26/13
 Quoting: son of God New Jerusalem Russ


I'm sorry Russ, but your transparency is unfortunate.. You are trying to further your own agenda here and it is obvious to all.

To paraphrase, you are saying anyone not working towards your 'New Jerusalem Agenda' is an 'alien' - I can appreciate that you are trying to take on a biblical point of view, but we are not talking about biblical 'aliens' or people against Christianity.
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OP, just get some infrared lenses to look through. The ships are all over the place.
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They are here
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