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Why Do Aliens Typically Abduct Only White People???

 
AmericanInfidel

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The aliens like white people for a number of reasons. The first few black abductees were very problematic. First of all, they stunk. With the aliens heightened senses, the smell was overwhelming. Once it was determined the smell was caused by nothing more than poor hygiene the aliens learned to first clean the black abductee before boarding the ship. Next, a second thing aggravated the aliens. The toe and finger nails on the black abductees were very long, unkept and sometimes even filed into a point. Once the tests were finished and black abductees were returned to earth, several things from the alien ship were missing. Medical tools, batteries and other small things were routinely stolen and replacing these items was just a hassle. Several female aliens and a few males were raped by the black abductees and some even impregnated. Of course, once the aliens were pregnant the black abductees would never be seen again and fatherless aliens became all too common. It's sad really.
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Anglo-Saxons were the filthiest of all people.
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Maybe back in the day, but not now. We bathe daily. Use toilet paper, wash our clothes, brush our teeth and take care of ourselves. Ever see a black guy at the dentist office?
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In keeping with the overall themes here on GLP... the thread title is supposed to be eye-catching, half said in truth, half said in jest, and meant to be stimulating in whatever way it stimulates one according the personal senses and sensibilities of the reader. Blah. Blah. Blah.

I know we've all heard of Betty and Barney Hill, but aren't these types more of an exceptional rather than the rule?
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It is all about grabbing DNA, which they resell throughout the Universe.

The simply seek the most valuable DNA.

There's not a big demand for high-jumping basketball players "out there"
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08/11/2013 10:44 AM
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I don't know whether this may be a factor or not, but I believe (from something I read) that the Black race is native to Earth, whereas the other Human races were seeded by various ET races.

My point is that possibly the various ET races are simply checking up on their Human counterparts, since not all abductions are negative experiences. The ones that are negative may be due to malevolent or rogue ET elements.
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Science says whites are genetically inferior mutant offspring of blacks.
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Yeah, that probably explains the low I.Q. level of blacks in comparence to the white man. iamwith
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The IQ thing is complex.

It has nothing to do with DNA and genetics. Has more to do with ....environment and specific exposure to specific topics, AND a WILL to focus (in a nut shell).

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08/11/2013 10:46 AM
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Cause white people have more alien grey dna while black people have more baboon.
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If blacks are more closer related to monkeys, why are they mostly hairless?
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Between regular baboon and blacks are the hairless baboon - evolution is a slow process.
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The aliens like white people for a number of reasons. The first few black abductees were very problematic. First of all, they stunk. With the aliens heightened senses, the smell was overwhelming. Once it was determined the smell was caused by nothing more than poor hygiene the aliens learned to first clean the black abductee before boarding the ship. Next, a second thing aggravated the aliens. The toe and finger nails on the black abductees were very long, unkept and sometimes even filed into a point. Once the tests were finished and black abductees were returned to earth, several things from the alien ship were missing. Medical tools, batteries and other small things were routinely stolen and replacing these items was just a hassle. Several female aliens and a few males were raped by the black abductees and some even impregnated. Of course, once the aliens were pregnant the black abductees would never be seen again and fatherless aliens became all too common. It's sad really.
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Anglo-Saxons were the filthiest of all people.
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Maybe back in the day, but not now. We bathe daily. Use toilet paper, wash our clothes, brush our teeth and take care of ourselves. Ever see a black guy at the dentist office?
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And how and why did they become so hygenic?

You know why? Because they got influeneced by other people.

And yes, of course ive seen blacks at the dentist! :D

LOL!
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Cause white people have more alien grey dna while black people have more baboon.
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If blacks are more closer related to monkeys, why are they mostly hairless?
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Between regular baboon and blacks are the hairless baboon - evolution is a slow process.
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regualar baboon x blacks = blacks?

where did the original hairless black person come from?
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Cause white people have more alien grey dna while black people have more baboon.
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If blacks are more closer related to monkeys, why are they mostly hairless?
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Between regular baboon and blacks are the hairless baboon - evolution is a slow process.
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regualar baboon x blacks = blacks?

where did the original hairless black person come from?
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Hairless Baboon x Orangutan
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If blacks are more closer related to monkeys, why are they mostly hairless?
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Between regular baboon and blacks are the hairless baboon - evolution is a slow process.
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regualar baboon x blacks = blacks?

where did the original hairless black person come from?
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Hairless Baboon x Orangutan
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Blacks arent ginger.

Celts on the other hand...
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08/11/2013 10:54 AM
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Are you black OP? I'm only asking as your question isn't one that an individual who can read would ask.

Sorry, for the insult if you're white.

Barney and Betty Hill- known as one of, if not the first alien abduction story in America. Betty wasn't black, Barney was. Maybe we don't hear about more alien abduction stories involving blacks, is because the aliens keep them? Like the saying goes "I'm not racist, I think everyone should have at least one black".
The more I think about, I'm wondering if my comment above, regarding the aliens keeping the blacks they abduct, is why there are so many black children without fathers!?! Or maybe, if you believe Zachariah Stichen 's theory, that aliens created humans through gene and DNA manipulation, the aliens might be keeping the blacks they abduct, to fugue out how what went wrong when engineering humans that resulted in blacks not evolving beyond ape like beings. Or maybe the aliens don't abduct blacks because because last time, the alien ship had its hubcaps stolen, along with some shiny stuff. But, who knows?! Just a working theory...

FYI - the majority of alien abductees are actually a ridiculous mix of Irish/Cheerokee.
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The IQ thing is complex.

It has nothing to do with DNA and genetics. Has more to do with ....environment and specific exposure to specific topics, AND a WILL to focus (in a nut shell).
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You seem to be well ... brainwashed.
Or perhaps you were being ironic.

Black DNA is just not valuable enough, and Chinese DNA is not rare enough. Jewish DNA is just not popular at all
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08/11/2013 10:56 AM
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like someone else said, a human that lacks a soul is the perfect candidate. white people were ideal.
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08/11/2013 10:57 AM
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Re: Why Do Aliens Typically Abduct Only White People???
Why?


You ever try to abduct a negro??


CONSTANT BITCHING ALL THE WAY!
They never shutup
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08/11/2013 10:58 AM
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Aliens do abduct blacks. They abduct blacks to fix them and once the black abductees are fixed, they're returned as whites.


Don't believe me? Checkout the Movie "Iron Sky"
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The IQ thing is complex.

It has nothing to do with DNA and genetics. Has more to do with ....environment and specific exposure to specific topics, AND a WILL to focus (in a nut shell).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44896739


You seem to be well ... brainwashed.
Or perhaps you were being ironic.

Black DNA is just not valuable enough, and Chinese DNA is not rare enough. Jewish DNA is just not popular at all
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And you seem to only think popular thought.
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08/11/2013 11:06 AM
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Why?


You ever try to abduct a negro??


CONSTANT BITCHING ALL THE WAY!
They never shutup
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^ the real answer

aliens know better than to punish themselves like that
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08/11/2013 11:09 AM
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Theere are no alien abductions. Whites are more delusional or easily brainwashed by the media into believing into this alien crap.
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08/11/2013 11:17 AM
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In keeping with the overall themes here on GLP... the thread title is supposed to be eye-catching, half said in truth, half said in jest, and meant to be stimulating in whatever way it stimulates one according the personal senses and sensibilities of the reader. Blah. Blah. Blah.

I know we've all heard of Betty and Barney Hill, but aren't these types more of an exceptional rather than the rule? I've been watching the Alien Mysteries TV series that have been sitting on the DVR for a few months now and they are actually quite well done so I'm glad I found got around to watching them... I was thinking about some of the content and I realized there were no black people encountering aliens in any of the episodes and if you look at the entire genre most people encountering aliens are white. Seriously. From time to time there's some abductions reported in Latin America, but is it just my perception or are there actually very few black people being abducted?

Is it just that black people aren't reporting it due to the cultural bias and rejection they will experience from other black people? I mean white people get ridiculed plenty when they speak up about this stuff. Not to stereotype, but honestly maybe because most black people are concentrated in urban areas they don't make attractive targets to UFO's who'd rather not be seen or filmed so maybe they stick to more rural targets. The jury is still out on this one... What do you think GLP? Are aliens racist?

Here's a few links to get the wheels turning on what others are staying on why aliens abduct who they do:

Five Traits That Could Get You "Abducted by Aliens"

[link to www.psychologytoday.com]

Abduction Questions / Implant Questions / Government Secrecy Questions / Sightings Questions / Alien Agenda Questions

[link to www.bibliotecapleyades.net]

How To Get Abducted By Aliens

[link to www.ayoungblog.com]
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They don't but whites are the only ones soft enough to complain about it
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Extraterrestrials (ETs) are an equal opportunity employers, and employing scientific experiments on all ethnic groups around the world.

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We put a lot of energy into identifying the best system for getting things done, and constantly define and re-define the priorities.

We know things intuitively, without being able to pinpoint why, and without detailed knowledge of the subject at hand. We are usually right, and we usually know it.

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Why?


You ever try to abduct a negro??


CONSTANT BITCHING ALL THE WAY!
They never shutup
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^ the real answer

aliens know better than to punish themselves like that
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THANK YOU!

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Are you black OP? I'm only asking as your question isn't one that an individual who can read would ask.

Sorry, for the insult if you're white.

Barney and Betty Hill- known as one of, if not the first alien abduction story in America. Betty wasn't black, Barney was. Maybe we don't hear about more alien abduction stories involving blacks, is because the aliens keep them? Like the saying goes "I'm not racist, I think everyone should have at least one black".
The more I think about, I'm wondering if my comment above, regarding the aliens keeping the blacks they abduct, is why there are so many black children without fathers!?! Or maybe, if you believe Zachariah Stichen 's theory, that aliens created humans through gene and DNA manipulation, the aliens might be keeping the blacks they abduct, to fugue out how what went wrong when engineering humans that resulted in blacks not evolving beyond ape like beings. Or maybe the aliens don't abduct blacks because because last time, the alien ship had its hubcaps stolen, along with some shiny stuff. But, who knows?! Just a working theory...

FYI - the majority of alien abductees are actually a ridiculous mix of Irish/Cheerokee.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39887387


The OP here is white, with deep ancestry being German and Italian. Regardless, there's no offense taken. The question is meant to be fun and thought provoking. I have been on an alien show kick lately and just watched one about the Men-In-Black and came back to check the thread... but it really seems there are a lot less encounters reported that happen to blacks and I wanted to get other opinions on why this might be.

I found one here with a guy named Terrell who was a former U.S. Marine.

[link to abcnews.go.com]

Terrell reports "missing time" after he supposedly taped a UFO with his camera phone near his apartment in Suffolk, VA and posted it on YouTube. Just from reading the article I get the impression that Terrell is a bit of a dork because he's said to have had a "quirky childhood" and I'm guessing he doesn't behave like the average black. He showed some interest in the aliens so my guess would be they're showing some interest in him and trying to understand why he's different and behaves more like a white. Just my two cents...

Anyhow this thread is going great and I'm enjoying all the comments and diverse perspectives. You guys are keeping me in stitches as well! Keep posting GLP and I'm looking forward to hearing from more of you...
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Aliens don't like caramel or chocolate . :/.
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Try this!

Alien Abduction Brain Teaser

[link to www.khanacademy.org (secure)]
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yeah but betty was white and barney was most definitely mixed.
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Aliens do abduct blacks. They abduct blacks to fix them and once the black abductees are fixed, they're returned as whites.

Don't believe me? Checkout the Movie "Iron Sky"
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I have seen Iron Sky before and highly recommend it to everyone here. It's well done and it think everyone can get a good laugh from it. Your suggestion fits in perfectly with the topic of the thread. Julia Dietze is smoking hot and Chris Kirby had me pissing my pants the whole time, especially when they turned him white. Totally a unique and genius movie, I think I'm going to watch it again later on tonight...

www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/
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It depends on whether you'd rather read a pamphlet or a novel. ETs must like reading.
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Betty and Barney Hill spring to mind.
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Yes, but was Barney taken because he was with Betty? I always wondered that myself.
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Aliens do abduct blacks. They abduct blacks to fix them and once the black abductees are fixed, they're returned as whites.

Don't believe me? Checkout the Movie "Iron Sky"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39887387


I have seen Iron Sky before and highly recommend it to everyone here. It's well done and it think everyone can get a good laugh from it. Your suggestion fits in perfectly with the topic of the thread. Julia Dietze is smoking hot and Chris Kirby had me pissing my pants the whole time, especially when they turned him white. Totally a unique and genius movie, I think I'm going to watch it again later on tonight...

www.imdb.com/title/tt1034314/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32254156


Here's a couple trailers for Iron Sky. The movie isn't promoted by the mainstream because it deals with the subjects of Moon Nazis and race, but is worth sitting down and watching and will especially appeal to any hardcore GLP'er.



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They like White meat?
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They throw the white meat back.

They keep the dark meat for dinner, don't send them back...
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08/11/2013 12:29 PM

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Actually, I do know of some cases where black people have been taken up.

I don't think it has to do so much with the color of your skin. There are ET souls who 'walk-in' to an already existing body because the soul in that body no longer wanted to live. They take over that life so they can experience what it is like here. And if they wanted to experience being black, they could very well do so.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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I think it has to do with the fact the human-looking Aliens are blondes themselves, and us white humans are partly their offspring.

They're simply checking up on their retarded cousins.
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Us whites dont even practice any of our uniquely original cultures, music, sports, and religions anymore.

We're into Asian martial arts, play instruments other races invented, believe in Middle Eastern religions and practice their customs, eat other races cuisines, play board games and sport games invented by other races (chess, football, soccer), the list goes on.
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I'm not going to bother replying to most of this retarded post, I'll just point out that ALL of the advanced musical instruments in common use around the world were created by whites. All of them!

Those that weren't are usually called "ethnic" instruments, and are generally primitive contraptions made from simple materials, with no complicated mechanisms.

As a general rule - if something contains moving parts and requires sophisticated machinery to make, you can be pretty sure whites invented it.

Blacks in Africa never invented anything with moving parts. The wheel was unknown to them when we found them, and so were everything else that requires even the slightest spark of mechanical genius to come up with. This is because they have a hard time with abstract thought, you can see this from the fact they had no understanding of abstract concepts like the future, and no written language.

Asians are on the other hand about as smart as whites, but tend to hold themselves back by being very conservative and stuck in old traditional patterns. They also tend to be collectivists, which holds back individuals from effecting change. These qualities gives them greater social stability, but also mean they don't advance as quickly.

Left on their own, Asians would have eventually advanced technologically by their own power.

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