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"Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle

 
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"Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
Known as a pacu, the "ball-cutter" fish has a set of chompers remarkably similar to human teeth.

Natural History Museum of Denmark fish expert Henrick Carl told Swedish news site The Local that the freshwater fish bite "because they're hungry, and testicles sit nicely in their mouth."

"It normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It's not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen ...," Mr Carl said...



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>>>>>"It normally eats nuts, fruit, and small fish, but human testicles are just a natural target. It's not normal to get your testicles bitten off, of course, but it can happen ...," Mr Carl said...<<<<


Yo! Mr Carl be stoopid! it sez right dere they eat NUTS!
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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
"...perfect for crushing."

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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
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Swedish men don't have cojones. Nor do the French.

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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
Didn't I post this a hour b4 u did?
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08/12/2013 12:21 AM
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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
Didn't I post this a hour b4 u did?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1560811


Depends which timeline you exist in i think.
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08/12/2013 12:23 AM
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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
This one the real world
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08/12/2013 12:24 AM
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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
This one the real world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1560811


Probably a different one to the one i seem to find myself trapped in.
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Re: "Ball Cutter" Fish With Human Teeth Makes Swedish Skinny Dipping Men Think Twice About Dangling Their Slug and Nuts Freestyle
Didn't I post this a hour b4 u did?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1560811


this thread inspired me to bump the ball slasher guy thread
Thread: Ball Slasher's Odd Fetish

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