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Asteroid headed for earth

 
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I have received information from a credible inside source at NASA that an asteroid the size of a school bus is hurling towards earth and impact is expected on August 23rd. The path that the asteroid is on has it impacting in South Africa.

NASA has looked into ways of preventing the strike, but the size of it makes such a mission impossible.

Spend these last days of our lives with your friends and family, let them know how much you love them.
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I have received information from a credible inside source at NASA that an asteroid the size of a school bus is hurling towards earth and impact is expected on August 23rd. The path that the asteroid is on has it impacting in South Africa.

NASA has looked into ways of preventing the strike, but the size of it makes such a mission impossible.

Spend these last days of our lives with your friends and family, let them know how much you love them.
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SERIOUSLY!!!

A whole fucking school bus? Damn I hope it's the short one or we're all gunna die!

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an asteroid the size of a school bus
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Not big enough to end life on this planet. Big enough to level a city though.
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I hope it hit yours house!
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Even if true that's the size of the one over Russia, not the end of the world.

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I have received information from a credible inside source at NASA that an asteroid the size of a school bus is hurling towards earth and impact is expected on August 23rd. The path that the asteroid is on has it impacting in South Africa.

NASA has looked into ways of preventing the strike, but the size of it makes such a mission impossible.

Spend these last days of our lives with your friends and family, let them know how much you love them.
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His name is patti?
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Is some people gonna die?
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Even if true that's the size of the one over Russia, not the end of the world.

dcomp
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The one over russia was much bigger 50' across.
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This is not a joking matter and it irritates me that many of you are taking this as a joke. Lives will lost, mass destruction will happen. There is no stopping this asteroid. Life as we know it will be changes as a result of this impact.
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I talked to my source, was updated that the size of this asteroid is the size of a football field, not school bus.
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Hi OP, you got an ETA for the 23rd?
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I talked to my source, was updated that the size of this asteroid is the size of a football field, not school bus.
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Uooohhhhhh, now it's smaller?
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Haha! Love your writing style.
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This feels like an aussie bloke rerun, circa 2003
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This is not a joking matter and it irritates me that many of you are taking this as a joke. Lives will lost, mass destruction will happen. There is no stopping this asteroid. Life as we know it will be changes as a result of this impact.
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Mass destruction! Dogs and cats sleeping together!
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More Diamonds! woohoo!
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My source advises that they had incomplete data so the conclusion they came to was inaccurate. He said after compiling more data they determined there won't be an asteroid impact, he says that there will be an 8.0 magnitude earthquake at New Madrid fault line. He says this will cause mass destruction and death.
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1999 CF9 [link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]


perhaps a companion


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08/12/2013 08:51 PM
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Bump
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Wow so your source just happen to jump careers too!

You should be banned.
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Wow so your source just happen to jump careers too!

You should be banned.
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No, no career jumping. They just had incomplete data as to what they were observing, they made an inaccurate assumption based on incomplete data.
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08/12/2013 09:04 PM
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Size of a school bus? Meh..
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I have received information from a credible inside source at NASA that an asteroid the size of a school bus is hurling towards earth and impact is expected on August 23rd. The path that the asteroid is on has it impacting in South Africa.

NASA has looked into ways of preventing the strike, but the size of it makes such a mission impossible.

Spend these last days of our lives with your friends and family, let them know how much you love them.
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what were these ways NASA looked at...?
wmMmw
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Re: Asteroid headed for earth
I have received information from a credible inside source at NASA that an asteroid the size of a school bus is hurling towards earth and impact is expected on August 23rd. The path that the asteroid is on has it impacting in South Africa.

NASA has looked into ways of preventing the strike, but the size of it makes such a mission impossible.

Spend these last days of our lives with your friends and family, let them know how much you love them.
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what were these ways NASA looked at...?
 Quoting: M1.618


Say what?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/12/2013 09:11 PM
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False alarm. My source just advised that the data they were analyzing was corrupted due to disconnected network cables. After getting their systems back online, the data they reviewed didn't show anything of concern.

Sorry for the scare.
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08/12/2013 09:13 PM
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Incomplete data...yes one says space doom in South Africa and one says earthquake in America....how dafuq do you get these to dataers mixed up?
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08/12/2013 09:14 PM
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Two*
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The network was down, data was corrupted.
M1.618

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I have received information from a credible inside source at NASA that an asteroid the size of a school bus is hurling towards earth and impact is expected on August 23rd. The path that the asteroid is on has it impacting in South Africa.

NASA has looked into ways of preventing the strike, but the size of it makes such a mission impossible.

Spend these last days of our lives with your friends and family, let them know how much you love them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10001106


what were these ways NASA looked at...?
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Say what?
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No scare, interested in the data on the systems they considered to prevent a strike)
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