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HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!

 
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HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
Oh man this is good one...

Over the course of the last year, several old girls I use to fuck around with got in touch with me. I was persuing them in my late teens, and they played games, and at the time thought they were untouchable.

Fast forward 15 years...my oh my how things have changed. I am no longer the dorky kid I was then. It really is true. Us guys tend to get better with age!

Anyhow, I met up with a few. They all have kids. Unhappy relationships with mundane 9-5s. They all look like hell. When I was after them they were good looking girls. Now they are all damn near overweight, covered in tattoos, and have no taste for real culture or music.

One of them is married and was talking some really bad shit about her husband. She quote said "he couldn't fuck his way out a wet paper bag". When I heard that, inside I said "wow". What a complete cunt.

She drove all the way from Houston to come hang out, and I haven't seen her in 13 or so years. She looks like hell. I mean this shit is laughable now.

THis broad kept trying to throw it on me all night. But I rejected her sorry ass. Funny how the tables turn. She started crying because I didn't want to stay up all night with her at some shitty night club downtown. I told her it was nice seeing her, and that I had to work in the morning. hahahahaha.

I walked away throught the streets downtown, laughing my ass off.

These women have NOTHING to offer.

They are cold blooded people with no heart. No soul.

They also buy into any and everything being promoted, included the feminism ideals, homosexuality, LADY GAGA, and whatever stupid ass fassion trends which are current....including those STUPID ASS FUCKING SKINNY JEANS.

Nothing like a fat girl waddlin' round in skinny pants.

It feels good to divorce myself from these whores!
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08/13/2013 10:08 PM
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----> OP baby

Get some counseling... seriouslygives
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08/13/2013 10:09 PM
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People make mistakes and you should HOPE they learn. Those "whores" will probably be leagues ahead of most when it's all said and done.
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----> OP baby

Get some counseling... seriouslygives
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must be a feminist
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08/13/2013 10:11 PM

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bullshit
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
I'm a cold blooded person with no heart. No soul.


There, I fixed it for you.

Didn't you say in the title that they are finally getting their's? ...You come on here to laugh at some sad fat bitch. Looks like you have finally turned into one of the people you use to hate.

Congratulations.

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----> OP baby

Get some counseling... seriouslygives
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7859466


or a mangina
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08/13/2013 10:12 PM
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
I'm a cold blooded person with no heart. No soul.


There, I fixed it for you.

Didn't you say in the title that they are finally getting their's? ...You come on here to laugh at some sad fat bitch. Looks like you have finally turned into one of the people you use to hate.

Congratulations.

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fuck them hoes!
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
Oh man this is good one...

Over the course of the last year, several old girls I use to fuck around with got in touch with me. I was persuing them in my late teens, and they played games, and at the time thought they were untouchable.

Fast forward 15 years...my oh my how things have changed. I am no longer the dorky kid I was then. It really is true. Us guys tend to get better with age!

Anyhow, I met up with a few. They all have kids. Unhappy relationships with mundane 9-5s. They all look like hell. When I was after them they were good looking girls. Now they are all damn near overweight, covered in tattoos, and have no taste for real culture or music.

One of them is married and was talking some really bad shit about her husband. She quote said "he couldn't fuck his way out a wet paper bag". When I heard that, inside I said "wow". What a complete cunt.

She drove all the way from Houston to come hang out, and I haven't seen her in 13 or so years. She looks like hell. I mean this shit is laughable now.

THis broad kept trying to throw it on me all night. But I rejected her sorry ass. Funny how the tables turn. She started crying because I didn't want to stay up all night with her at some shitty night club downtown. I told her it was nice seeing her, and that I had to work in the morning. hahahahaha.

I walked away throught the streets downtown, laughing my ass off.

These women have NOTHING to offer.

They are cold blooded people with no heart. No soul.

They also buy into any and everything being promoted, included the feminism ideals, homosexuality, LADY GAGA, and whatever stupid ass fassion trends which are current....including those STUPID ASS FUCKING SKINNY JEANS.

Nothing like a fat girl waddlin' round in skinny pants.

It feels good to divorce myself from these whores!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32745576


I'm sorry you let your ego control so much of you life that you feel this is a triumph.

How about you try doing some community service or reading to old people or some bs. :p
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08/13/2013 10:13 PM
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People make mistakes and you should HOPE they learn. Those "whores" will probably be leagues ahead of most when it's all said and done.
 Quoting: Truthhappened


you mean divorced? Yeah they will be back in the game earlier than most if they lose the pounds
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
are you overweight?
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08/13/2013 10:14 PM
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OP shaved his butt and got razor cuts
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08/13/2013 10:14 PM
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You have nothing to offer. You think you are the shit right now, but from what I just read, you are the same as they were.
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
these bitches are the scum of the earth. I enjoy the fact they will only have some dirty litterbox to deal with when all is said and done!


Fuck them hoes!
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08/13/2013 10:15 PM
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Actually I noticed this to on my 10 yr hs meet up.
A pissed off American veteran!
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08/13/2013 10:16 PM
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You have nothing to offer. You think you are the shit right now, but from what I just read, you are the same as they were.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36119557


WRONG! I am not a disgusting fatbody who defames my significant other in hopes of trying to get sympathy sex.
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08/13/2013 10:16 PM
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
You know what's really cool about carrying out grudges against people who were mean to you in high school 15 years after the fact?

Not a god damn thing. They were apparently right about you way back then...
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You know what's really cool about carrying out grudges against people who were mean to you in high school 15 years after the fact?

Not a god damn thing. They were apparently right about you way back then...
 Quoting: Billy Guess 38065513


You probably own a pair of skinny pants. STFU kind sir.
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
these bitches are the scum of the earth. I enjoy the fact they will only have some dirty litterbox to deal with when all is said and done!


Fuck them hoes!
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COOLSTORY7

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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
what was her name?

or at least what highschool?

lol

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08/13/2013 10:19 PM
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They like them some J-Roc, yo!

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08/13/2013 10:19 PM

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OP didn't do anything wrong. He refused to bang a married woman at a night club that he knew in high school.

He did the right thing. Fuck them hoes
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OP didn't do anything wrong. He refused to bang a married woman at a night club that he knew in high school.

He did the right thing. Fuck them hoes
 Quoting: HI.Lander


clappa

Finally. Someone who can fucking read english!
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
OP didn't do anything wrong. He refused to bang a married woman at a night club that he knew in high school.

He did the right thing. Fuck them hoes
 Quoting: HI.Lander


clappa

Finally. Someone who can fucking read english!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32745576


bunch of over vaccinated fornicators
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08/13/2013 10:21 PM
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
I'm a cold blooded person with no heart. No soul.


There, I fixed it for you.

Didn't you say in the title that they are finally getting their's? ...You come on here to laugh at some sad fat bitch. Looks like you have finally turned into one of the people you use to hate.

Congratulations.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38654995


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Re: HAHAHAHA all these 30s sumthing dellusional bitches are finally getting theirs!
OP didn't do anything wrong. He refused to bang a married woman at a night club that he knew in high school.

He did the right thing. Fuck them hoes
 Quoting: HI.Lander


see i feel bad now ... i would have fked her just because she was married ...

ohyeah
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Hail OP.
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OP, awesome post. Women are evil, who wants to trade 5 minutes of pleasure for a lifetime of misery. Besides, once you orgasm, you feel all depressed for the next day or so due to dopamine depletion in the brain. My girlfriend treats me like shit, may be cheating on me, she called me a douche, dick, and an asshole today because I was being distant to her after she left me waiting in a hot car with no A/C for 30 minutes.
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Hail OP.
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pigchef
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OP didn't do anything wrong. He refused to bang a married woman at a night club that he knew in high school.

He did the right thing. Fuck them hoes
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see i feel bad now ... i would have fked her just because she was married ...

ohyeah
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cruise
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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
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beauty is oftentimes skin deep...ugly goes to the bone.

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