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Are we the spawn of aliens and cavemen?

 
Dr_Yepper

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great thread

heres the theory Iv been batting around my noggin for a whiles now

I have nothing to back this up Im just a pothead with an active imagination

Humans are the offspring of monkeys banging dolphins
look at em, look at us

most of you have seen the video of the monkey raping the frog
Iv seen video of monkeys pretty much spear fishing theyre not adverse to water
dolphins get kinda rapey with people

call me crazy or blasphemous, you wont be the first or last
but it makes sense to me

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We had to evolve somehow.

How did we go from cavemen to intelligent beings? What was the in-between?


Did aliens visit our ancestors and breed with them?
 Quoting: FooledMeOnce


See: Enuma Elish - Summerian Epic of Creation

Enki and his son Ningizidda, and his sister Ninmah created the "Adamu" hybrid by artificially inseminating the egg of female earth hominid (ape woman/Erectus) with sperm from Enki and Ningizidda in zygotes and vice versa; Nibiran eggs fertilized with erectus sperm. The Nibiran "birth goddesses" carried the fetuses to term and gave birth to the bio-engineered Homo-Sapien.
"to their Tree of Life, Two branches have been added!" (the DNA of the Nibiruan genotype)

It's a long story.... that was the very abbreviated version, omitting the parts of the original 7 boys and 7 girls and the cloning.....

After that, yes... apparently they did breed with the newly-created Homo Sapien.

The Summerian histories are very interesting reading :)
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Thread: Are we the spawn of aliens and cavemen?
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One day I was trying to think what the earth would be like in 1,000 years and the answer I came up with was cavemen.

See, the more the technology advances the more it becomes invisible. Other goals are low maintenance, self cleaning, running on solar energy. Basically, all of our tech goals are stuff that nature already does.

Then I thought, what next, go to the moon and other planets, right? Make a spaceship. Well earth is like a self sustaining spaceship. But the generations, and generations, after the inventors of it, forgot everything, because they are like the people on the Wall-E spaceship.

Then utlimately some people make it past this earth, and onto the greater universe, but we don't do it as a species, because we hit the Wall-E problem before that. We get hand picked.

Basically, we already live on amazing technology. We're comparatively idiots, but we're also the product. We're like something the farmer is growing, and the ones of us that he likes, we'll be saved, not merely thrown in the fire for fuel.

I don't know.
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Aliens and apes. There would have needed to be a gene splicer for that type of macro-evolution.
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I could tell you,
but I'm pretty sure you don't want to hear it.

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let me make clear for myself, i do not do religion. religion was created by man for man, to keep the poor man from killing the rich man!! i just have faith. i also am not a atheist, as i do not consider myself in a group, my faith believes in a god HIM, HER, IT, OR WHAT ,.. but that something is out there im pretty sure aliens made us, but dont think they came down here and just started banging the chics lol, now maybe after they made us its possible, maybe thats why different races and smart and dumbasses lol

i also dont know about evolution either,except past the point that aliens have let and watch us evolve. i still say we are just a big science project to them
 Quoting: ibd1unv


and let me be clear:

your bias is by DESIGN and is part of the social engineering put on us, that WE PAY FOR, to dumb us down, disempower us and steal our souls... I mean that.

Love God, don't just believe in Him, and it will become clearer, imo...

you must ask or you do not give permission for wisdom. Be clear: you want to hear from the ONE and ONLY God, no one else!

hf

OP,

you must watch "ancient aliens debunked" and probably "Zeitgeist debunked"

these people simply lie and make stuff up... to them it is entertainment first, truth, second...

Christ said to be wise as serpents for a reason...

keep seeking sincerely and you will find, I know this.

nice thread.

blessings!

hf
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Most of the ancient texts of the oldest cultures and civilisations ALL say the rough same thing:

ie beings from the stars came to Earth, and 'mated' with us, creating hybrid offspring.

that legend is on every continent, over and over.

Why would we ignore it, especially when the many branches of science are indicating big gaps in our theories of understanding things like the 'missing link'.

It makes perfect sense that aliens seeking our resources, would take primitive humans, and upgrade them with their own genes to make them just smart enough to work together, operate equipment and function in a civilisation. They would then install a ruling hierarchy (priests) who would maintain the interbred bloodlines (decide who can marry who).

It was the priests who claimed contact with the gods, or god.

It was the priests who started gold being a currency.

It was the priests who took charge of creating religions.

It was the priests who decide who was king, or pharoah.

It was the priests who decided who could marry who.
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and please dont forget the big one..

IT WAS THE PRIEST WHO SAID THE SUN WILL RISE THE NEXT DAY, IF YOU GIVE US THAT BABY FOR SACRIFICE!
"we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to the children that honesty is the best policy! "
George Bernard Shaw.
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Did aliens visit our ancestors and breed with them?
 Quoting: FooledMeOnce


Technically, if not actually yes.
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Re: Are we the spawn of aliens and cavemen?
great thread

heres the theory Iv been batting around my noggin for a whiles now

I have nothing to back this up Im just a pothead with an active imagination

Humans are the offspring of monkeys banging dolphins
look at em, look at us

most of you have seen the video of the monkey raping the frog
Iv seen video of monkeys pretty much spear fishing theyre not adverse to water
dolphins get kinda rapey with people

call me crazy or blasphemous, you wont be the first or last
but it makes sense to me

bonghit
drevilbushtardalien
 Quoting: Dr_Yepper


this is the same type of argument that evolutionists make: they look sort of like us, so we must have evolved from them...

there is ZERO evidence for evolution in the fossil records or anywhere else...

there is only evidence for diversification... as w dogs, cats, birds...

yet still rules apply... their is an obvious and profound Intelligence behind this creation... free will appears to be one of the most important aspects of this reality... and the choices we make have real repercussions, both here and in spirit realm...

choose wisely.

hf
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Did aliens visit our ancestors and breed with them?
 Quoting: FooledMeOnce


Technically, if not actually yes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8091189


Yes, read ther book of Enoch... or even just the Bible...

the 1/3 of the angels decided they wanted to mate w the women and disobeyed God.

the bible is also the only place that seems to honestly talk about the topic of giants, btw... another inconvenient truth for evolution to ignore...

see Jim Vieira's work on giants and smithsonian cover-up...

hf
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and you can spend years going through all the New Age theosophical dogma...

might be quicker to research the Bible...

also, this is very informative of the kinds of tech we are dealing with:

[link to www.educate-yourself.org]
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We had to evolve somehow.

How did we go from cavemen to intelligent beings? What was the in-between?


Did aliens visit our ancestors and breed with them?
 Quoting: FooledMeOnce


Maybe... Genesis 6:2 or whatever said that sons of gods mated with daughters of earth...

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How did we go from cavemen to intelligent beings? What was the in-between?
 Quoting: FooledMeOnce


TWO WORDS .... Psilocybe_cubensis
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08/15/2013 11:48 AM
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Re: Are we the spawn of aliens and cavemen?
Short answer - Possibly... aliens could have basically "injected" DNA into us to make us intelligent beings...

Unfortunately without their presence it makes it hard to verify anyone's translations of ancient texts or theories of putting together missing pieces of our past...

I've gone down that rabbit hole and I decided not to worry about it. If they show up and are peaceful and can fill in those unknowns for us great... if they are show up and blow us up..well.. nothing we can do about that. Something tells me our bullets won't be very effective against a civilization that can travel the universe freely...

I'd recommend devoting your time to learning about things you can control. =)

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