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Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!

 
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He has been reported as a drag-queen singer in 1920s Gay Paree, fronting the all-black jazz band, "The Oakland Eight" at the Moulin Rouge!

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08/30/2013 05:07 AM
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Hes most recently been spotted at an Ancient Rome bathhouse, teaching the patrons how to open their brown kachinas buttwhip
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08/30/2013 05:09 AM
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New reports indicating David was seen in 1683 touring the Pyramids of Giza. Upon touring the Sphinx, David's large forehead bumped the Sphinx's nose, causing it to crack and break off.
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08/30/2013 06:20 AM
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08/30/2013 06:21 AM
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08/30/2013 11:15 AM
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I have to report that the wild and gay cavortings of RaCock and Titor have altered the history of my Earth timeline.

It now turns out that the USA entered WW2 only after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor in 1943.

damned
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08/30/2013 11:18 AM
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Re: Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!
is richard simmons in the passenger seat?or maybe sitting on his lap.
brought to you by carl's jnr.
CARLS JNR FUCK YOU,IM EATING!!
and Tarleton's cigarettes
IF YOU DONT SMOKE TARLETONS,FUCK YOU!!
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08/30/2013 11:40 AM
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check out wellaware1- this guy has has an idea who David really is
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09/06/2013 03:00 PM
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09/06/2013 03:04 PM
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Where there is Will, there is a Cock
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09/17/2013 06:25 PM
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er...just saw him pop up in 2001....bloody hell hes near those bloody twin towers and about to fart his sphincter off...been eating bloody pickled onions and drinking Watneys Ale....Fack me!!!
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09/18/2013 12:00 PM
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er...just saw him pop up in 2001....bloody hell hes near those bloody twin towers and about to fart his sphincter off...been eating bloody pickled onions 5aand drinking Watneys Ale....Fack meWilcock
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04/29/2014 08:50 AM
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04/29/2014 08:51 AM
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Last seen in Victorian London flashing,press calling him Jack the Zipper!!
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I say Matron!
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06/01/2014 05:48 PM
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well i never did!!
how very dare he....

just been reported seen in the kings arms....
and thats not a pub....
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06/01/2014 05:53 PM
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He has been seen in the Vatican in 1963

He misheard they were looking for CHOIRboys..
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06/01/2014 06:00 PM
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Re: Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!
I know nothing about this man, except for all the attacks done here. What did he do? Is he a child murderer? A rapist?

A republicrat shill? (Or demican? Whichever floats your boat. They're all the same.)

Inquiring minds want to know what he did to warrant such vitriol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 811594


He's the father of the entire white race on the planet.

Also, he communicates with Ra -- an alien race on a different planet.

... and ... he makes predictions such as in December 2012, we will all ascend (he meant that literally, physcially).

And his ego is bigger than his forehead.
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Bullies/name callers .... I think bullies are shape shifting reptiles. You are so lost, separated from your self. Get healed name callers. Leave those who can help you alone.
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06/01/2014 08:22 PM
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Fuck you guys. David is da man! His golden locks are like a lions mane
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uh, those annual eye check ups don't come round q?uick enough for you, do they
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06/02/2014 01:33 AM
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Re: Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!
BREAKING: (World News - Zimbabwe, Africa) Scientists have discovered an ancient cave painting depicting a frail blonde white male being sodomized by the local tribesmen and animals. Scientists have come to the conclusion that this obscure finding must be related to the recent David time machine incident. His indecency transcends the ages!

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06/03/2014 09:19 PM
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Fuck you guys. Once Ascended Master David Wilcck reads this he will telekinetically explode everyone's head involved in this thread.
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06/14/2014 05:45 AM
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BREAKING: (World News - Zimbabwe, Africa) Scientists have discovered an ancient cave painting depicting a frail blonde white male being sodomized by the local tribesmen and animals. Scientists have come to the conclusion that this obscure finding must be related to the recent David time machine incident. His indecency transcends the ages!

siren2
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06/14/2014 03:42 PM
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Re: Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!
"Cavorting thru the Ages
In a stolen Time Machine,
Went Gayvid Edgar RaCock,
To see what could be seen.

He hooked up with John Titor,
In Twenty Thirty-Eight.
They gaily tripped together,
In a chaotic state.

They bounced around the timelines,
Without a fuckin' clue.
Of which switch to flick next,
Or what those buttons do.

In Ptolemaic Egypt,
They landed for a while.
And marvelled at the commerce,
Along the River Nile.

Gayvid left young Titor,
To guard the Time Machine,
While he set out to see the Sphinx
And grok that which had been.

The nose upon the Sphinx was proud
And thrust commandingly.
Gayvid moved up closer
To see what he could see.

But as he checked the nose out,
His forehead bumped the stone.
And that is why the Sphinx's nose
Is long time gone!"
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06/20/2014 01:23 PM
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"Cavorting thru the Ages
In a stolen Time Machine,
Went Gayvid Edgar RaCock,
To see what could be seen.

He hooked up with John Titor,
In Twenty Thirty-Eight.
They gaily tripped together,
In a chaotic state.

They bounced around the timelines,
Without a fuckin' clue.
Of which switch to flick next,
Or what those buttons do.

In Ptolemaic Egypt,
They landed for a while.
And marvelled at the commerce,
Along the River Nile.

Gayvid left young Titor,
To guard the Time Machine,
While he set out to see the Sphinx
And grok that which had been.

The nose upon the Sphinx was proud
And thrust commandingly.
Gayvid moved up closer
To see what he could see.

But as he checked the nose out,
His forehead bumped the stone.
And that is why the Sphinx's nose
Is long time gone!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 39557901


Brilliant RaCock poem!

1rof1
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06/20/2014 01:42 PM
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Re: Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!
He was going to pick something up for me in the mid-nineties
from Montgomery Ward.
Please advise.
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06/20/2014 09:14 PM
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He was going to pick something up for me in the mid-nineties
from Montgomery Ward.
Please advise.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 59471872


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