Breaking!!wilcock cavorting thru ages in stolen time machine!!PLEASE REPORT ANY SIGHTINGS!!

THIS JUST IN.....WILCOCK SEEN IN 1973 POSING AS A HIPPY,ARRESTED FOR CARRYING CONCEALED WEAPON,HIS TROUSER WINKLE!!

No signs of him here but check Elizabethan era as he may try to infiltratr the queens sailors!!

He has been reported as a drag-queen singer in 1920s Gay Paree, fronting the all-black jazz band, "The Oakland Eight" at the Moulin Rouge!

I just found a history book with wilcock at the cornerstone laying at San Francisco's first bathhouse back in old 1869

I know nothing about this man, except for all the attacks done here. What did he do? Is he a child murderer? A rapist?

A republicrat shill? (Or demican? Whichever floats your boat. They're all the same.)

Inquiring minds want to know what he did to warrant such vitriol.

BREAKING: (World News - Zimbabwe, Africa) Scientists have discovered an ancient cave painting depicting a frail blonde white male being sodomized by the local tribesmen and animals. Scientists have come to the conclusion that this obscure finding must be related to the recent Wilcock time machine incident. His indecency transcends the ages!

ALERT!ALERT!REPORTS COMING IN OF WILCOCK IN DALLAS 1963;SEEN NESR A GRASSY KNOLL WITH HIS PANTS ROUND HIS ANKLES!!!

you cant catch me....im in 1973!!

ha!ha!

Ah yes, you must be meeting up backstage with Jimmy Savile, on the "Top Of The Pops" set, correct?

Jim'll Fix It, for Gayvid Edgar RaCock!

Fuck you guys. David is da man! His golden locks are like a lions mane

"Dear Jim,Please can you fix it for me to be molested by your good self or to meet a small limp blond doofus who is evading capture in a stolen time machine?"....."uhuhuhuhuh,now then I'm sure we can do both as it 'appens!"

Its Wilcokc himself making these threads. Total narcissist.

Wondered why my chocolate starfish ached

Now then,now then,goodness gracious what do we 'ave next on Top of the Pops????Its straight in at number 1,its little Davy Wilcock with his smash hit "With my trousers round my ankles"

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BREAKING - MAN WITH ABNORMALLY LARGE FOREHEAD SPOTTED IN APRIL 1912 FLOATING IN NORTHERN ATLANTIC OCEAN BY PASSENGERS ABOARD THE RMS TITANIC. 15 MINUTES LATER THE SHIP APPEARED TO CRASH INTO THE MANS LARGE FOREHEAD CAUSING CRITICAL DAMAGE TO THE SHIPS HULL.

Reports are coming in that a small blond dweeb creature has been sighted in Roswell,New Mexico in 1947,having alighted from a crashed flying saucer!

BREAKING NEWS-Comet ISON made its closest approach to earth today on December 26 2013. Onlookers were in awe as the oddly shaped, alien like lifeform, which was first thought to be a comet, flew past the planet and lit up the night sky. The light is now believed to have originated from the sun reflecting off of the glorious blonde locks of the individual. The creatures head is described as being similar to James Woods' head only a bit longer in the forehead.

He done snuck into the Queen's toilet and shat all over the floor!!Off with hus glorious head.Victoria is not amused,in fact she says she is going to go medieval on his protruding arse!!

New reports indicating David was seen in 1683 touring the Pyramids of Giza. Upon touring the Sphinx, David's large forehead bumped the Sphinx's nose, causing it to crack and break off.

I also have it on good authority that David has been spotted with the elusive John Titor, gaily cavorting through the ages together, and wreaking havoc as they go!