It's hard to see someone consistently (for years) misrepresent and misunderstand something you know something about.

OP will never take the few hours he needs to grasp the concept of evolution. Just a few hours would undo years of misconceptions. He could then tackle it at a level where he could intelligently argue how it does not conflict with god and even people who didn't believe in god would respect him.

Never mind. At least OP is not in a position of influence or power. In short it does not matter how ignorant they are.