i havent masterbated in over a month ask me a question

have you ever been to x-art.com?

1. How many times have you had to clean up after a wet dream.
2. What's your mom have to say about this?
3. Are you fucking gay?!

never heard of it

Ive only had one wet dream so far but didnt get wet
My mom doesnt know about this
I quit it due to religious reasons ) Muslim

Next time you cum it will be yellow color from holding it in.
Check it out it's fun!
yayyyyyyyyy......

i doubt that

Are the hairy palm sisters turning grey and wrinkly.

what does that even mean

Lol you don't know what you're doing or talking about.

If you can't spell "masturbate" yet, I don't think you should "masterbate."

Hey me too!

Why don't you spend some of your free time reading a dictionary?

Stupid thread. Wtf were you thinking.

Muslims have to masturbate 5 times a day, it's the law.

requesting lock

They don't lock threads here like you locked up your balls.

is your hand going crazy for you now that you're playing hard to get?

not really i guess i dont think about sex anymore or very little

Next time you do spank it the shit is going to painfully come out like chunks of hardened concrete....

it gets more challenging after 90 days. 6 months would be commendable. 1 year would be impressive.

CAN YOU LEVITATE YET?

Do you find Hillary Clinton to be sexy?

Are you having sex with a girlfriend?

OP is a reknaw.

Have your balls drooped to the floor yet over the excessive weight of all that stored up sperm? When I abstained for awhile and then returned to the deed, I gushed so much that I had to drain the backyard pool cause I was running out of room.

don't go swimming at this guy's place

I bet thats why muslims are so pissed off at the world and want to blow themself up.

That hasn't stopped Obama from playing "ball" with Reggie Love