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i got abducted by aliens last night!

 
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i got abducted by aliens last night!
Ok so i was asleep then i woke up, i saw a hooded figure beside me, so i tried to stab it, but it stoped me. Then i see a view of earth and they say see, the earth? Its gonna be sold. I said thats bullshit but they were like yeah dude. So then i see a planet thats red and they say, those are the customers. Holy crap, i just figured out it was Nibiru. Everybody run!!!! Were all gonna mutherfucking die!!! Dont you hear me!! Die! We re all gonna fucking die!!!!!!
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
You sleep with a knife ?
They said "yea dude" ?
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08/18/2013 12:11 PM
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
1. You had a dream.

2. Calm down, it was just a dream. (You like "woke up" in the dream?)

3. A dream does not make something physically real.

4. There is no evidence of "Nibiru" no matter how hard you believe into it.

Last Edited by MoreAboutTunnelVision on 08/18/2013 12:12 PM
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we need to get op on coast to coast am , and get this story out quickly, chop, chop, times a wasting.
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
You sleep with a knife ?
They said "yea dude" ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45352055


i sleep with a katana
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08/18/2013 12:20 PM
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
Um, it's physically impossible to run away from the planet.
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08/18/2013 12:22 PM
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
I had that one too.
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08/18/2013 12:23 PM

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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
Ok so i was asleep then i woke up, i saw a hooded figure beside me, so i tried to stab it, but it stoped me. Then i see a view of earth and they say see, the earth? Its gonna be sold. I said thats bullshit but they were like yeah dude. So then i see a planet thats red and they say, those are the customers. Holy crap, i just figured out it was Nibiru. Everybody run!!!! Were all gonna mutherfucking die!!! Dont you hear me!! Die! We re all gonna fucking die!!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45351842


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lol
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08/18/2013 12:24 PM

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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
Did you get the anal probe?
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
Um, it's physically impossible to run away from the planet.
 Quoting: The Lump Under the Carpet


Physically impossible to run from an immaginary planet?

Yup!
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
Um, it's physically impossible to run away from the planet.
 Quoting: The Lump Under the Carpet


Physically impossible to run from an immaginary planet?

Yup!
 Quoting: MoreAboutTunnelVision


Did you find the escape hatch or something?
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08/18/2013 12:46 PM
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Re: i got abducted by aliens last night!
Did you get the anal probe?
 Quoting: Sarah Langley


Looks like he did and then they stuck it in his ear where it remains.

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