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Anonymous Coward User ID: 43203580 Canada 08/18/2013 10:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor and asked him for advice on how to improve his sex life? The doctor told him to jog ten miles a day, for seven days. Then call him. A week later, the man telephoned. "Well," asked the doctor, "Has jogging improved your sex life?" "I don't know," said the man. "I'm seventy miles from home." |
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Water Flower User ID: 39802072 United States 08/19/2013 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | an elderly man and his wife went on a trip to israel. his wife fell ill and died. when he went to the funeral home, he was told that it would cost $5000 to ship her to their homeland or $150 to bury her in the holy land. the man chose to ship her back home for burial. the funeral director was surprised. he asked, 'why do you want to spend all that money to send her back home when she can be buried here for only $150 in the holy land?' the man then said, 'well, i heard that a famous guy that was crucified 2000 years ago resurrected 3 days later. i don't want that to happen to my wife.' |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39337599 Hong Kong 08/19/2013 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | an elderly man and his wife went on a trip to israel. his wife fell ill and died. when he went to the funeral home, he was told that it would cost $5000 to ship her to their homeland or $150 to bury her in the holy land. the man chose to ship her back home for burial. the funeral director was surprised. he asked, 'why do you want to spend all that money to send her back home when she can be buried here for only $150 in the holy land?' the man then said, 'well, i heard that a famous guy that was crucified 2000 years ago resurrected 3 days later. i don't want that to happen to my wife.' Quoting: Water Flower That's pretty funny lol |
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