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| dookie stain User ID: 15483798  United States08/19/2013 12:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Rev StarGazer  User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 12:41 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What do you get when you put Hillary Clinto and Barak Obama together? A hilarious obamination  “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 43203580  Canada08/19/2013 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 12:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What is the definition of politics? poli- as in the Greek 'poly', meaning 'many' and tics as in blood suckers “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 12:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, here's a nonPC one.... A doctor, lawyer and a priest are the only survivors of a sinking ship. The doctor sobs, "Oh! I wish we could have saved the children!" The lawyers scoffs, "FUCK the children!" to which the priest replies, "You think we could get away with it?" “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A guy walks into a bar and notices a hideously ugly dude in the corner, surrounded by beautiful girls. He asks the bartender what's up. The bartender replies, "I don't know. All he does is sit in the corner all day licking his eyebrows" “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 45321321 United States08/19/2013 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OK, here's a nonPC one.... Quoting: Rev StarGazer A doctor, lawyer and a priest are the only survivors of a sinking ship. The doctor sobs, "Oh! I wish we could have saved the children!" The lawyers scoffs, "FUCK the children!" to which the priest replies, "You think we could get away with it?" Good one, LOL! |
| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 01:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A father is on a walk through the park with his curious three year old who is asking about everything. As they turn a corner, the father sees two dogs stuck together. He tries to distract his son but too late and the kid asks, "Daddy, what are those two dogs doing?" "Well," the father answers, "you see the dog on top has hurt his paw and the dog on the bottom is helping him out." The little boys shakes his head and says, "Isn't that how it always is? Try and help a friend and they'll fuck you every time!" “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 01:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hillbilly walks into the bedroom holding a sheep. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1259453 Hillbilly: "Look baby, here's that pig i've been fucking!" Wife: "That ain't a pig you stupid ass, that's a sheep!" Hillbilly: "I wasn't talking to you bitch!"   “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
| deathpossum User ID: 24013362 United States08/19/2013 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  [Your rights are] "wherever we're willing to draw a line and say 'you cannot come across this line or I'll kill you.' That's where our rights are. If you don't understand that, folks, then it's beyond my capability to explain it to you. They will get away with whatever you let them get away with. And until you draw the line and you're willing to die for what you believe in, they will keep taking and taking and taking and taking, until there is no more left to take. Then, it's all gone, and you're a slave." -bill cooper |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 01:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini skirts? because their nuts would show! “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
| deathpossum User ID: 24013362 United States08/19/2013 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini skirts? Quoting: Rev StarGazer because their nuts would show! Only on Polk St I think. [Your rights are] "wherever we're willing to draw a line and say 'you cannot come across this line or I'll kill you.' That's where our rights are. If you don't understand that, folks, then it's beyond my capability to explain it to you. They will get away with whatever you let them get away with. And until you draw the line and you're willing to die for what you believe in, they will keep taking and taking and taking and taking, until there is no more left to take. Then, it's all gone, and you're a slave." -bill cooper |
| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 01:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini skirts? Quoting: Rev StarGazer because their nuts would show! Only on Polk St I think. LOL! You know SF pretty well. Haven't been there since 2001, is Sukker's Liquors still there? ;) I remember watching the news one night - mid '80s I believe - and they said the police department was recruiting on Folsom because they already knew how to use handcuffs.  “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 38654487 United States08/19/2013 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A priest an Ute Indian and Jimi Hendrix are sitting at a bar. The Indian won't stop looking at Jimi. An hour passes and the Indian is still staring at Jimi. The priest notices this and a asks the Indian what he's sees in Jimi. The Indian says to the priest many moons ago I fuck buffalo, he    look like son. |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 01:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Have you heard about the new Jewish sushi bar? It's called Sosueme “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 02:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
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| Rev StarGazer User ID: 37891955 United States08/19/2013 02:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | time to poke fun at the hippies now.... what do you call a hippy that just broke up with his girl friend? homeless! two hippies and a nun with a broken leg are waiting at a bus stop. the first hippy asks the nun, "how'd you break your leg sister?" the nun replied, "oh, I slipped in the bath tub." the second hippy turns to his friend and whispers, "what's a bath tub?" his friend answers, "how should I know? I'm not Catholic!" “If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.” Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace "But ask the animals, and they will teach you, or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you; or speak to the earth, and it will teach you, or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8 "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson revstargazer (at) hotmail.com |
