It won't be too long before they have everyone crapping their pants again with a wargames scenario, like the cold war shenanigans.

A big news alert will come on and it will be, blah blah blah has readied their nuclear arsenal aimed at such and such and such and such have responded by aiming theirs at them.
Negotiations are on going to stop the release of the release of these weapons.
If it should occur, we are issuing a safety sheet of do's and don't.

In the even of a detonation in your area:
DO:
Find a strong table to hide under, not IKEA.
Close all windows and doors and wear extra underpants to catch your poo.
Soak yourself in Ambre solaire or equivalent factor 12 billion sun tan lotion.
If you have a basement, take food and water down there and seal it off, only coming out when you hear a knock and seeing some dodgy looking git in a flying saucer shaped tin hat. If no knock comes, somehow find a way to grow your own food for 20 years using the porous concrete holding your basement up.
Ration your food and don't be a plonker by leaving the tin opener in your kitchen drawer.

DON'T:
Tell your neighbours you have a nuclear bunker under your house, if you have one that is.
Attempt to run to the school to pick up your kids, as they will be well protected under their desks whilst crying and screaming, "mammy,daddy."
Hide under cheap bought sofas as this may catch fire from the super radiation.
Decide that this is the time to go and play on the swings at the play ground. We all saw what happened on terminator and other nuclear films. The kids always evaporates. Do not under any circumstances decide this is right for you.

If you get caught unawares in the blast, such as being in a remote field nobbing your girlfriend, then both roll over onto your fronts, making sure your trousers and skirts are pulled up or down so your skin is not exposed.

Do not attempt to go looting shops or deciding that your twat of a neighbour needs a good old pummeling to within an inch of their life, because you will regret it when you find that no one was vapourised and yet here's you doing a 20 stretch on the back of a wind up.