Rudilocks

I was apparently rude today. I was at the John Deere store picking up my lawn mower. I was already pissed because it was supposed to cost $45, but it wound up costing $267. I handed the cashier three one-hundred dollars bills. He held each one up to the light and squinted real hard and examined each to see if they were counterfeit. Then, content that they were legitimate federal reserve notes, he put them in his tray. He gave me my change. I then held up to the light the the twenty dollar bill he gave me and I squinted real hard at it for awhile, then I lowered it and looked him in the eye. He was very unhappy. There were a handful of people in the store. They all looked shocked at me. What the heck, why should I trust him if he didn't trust me? He's no counterfeit expert anyways, so I think he was the first to be rude.