I think my dog understands jokes. Is that crazy or what?

I think they understand sometimes, maybe all the time.

I was fighting my dog one day and beating him up severely (play fighting he loves it, he's 8 pounds, but we have some good battles) and I told him

"Your tactics suck!" He walked off sulking.

About an hour later, I'm walking down the hall and he pounces on the back side of my knee, bearing the weight from a step and almost took me down. Then that became his favorite tactic for awhile.

He came up with a new tactic. That has struck me as very odd and very funny.

Sounds like your ninja dog likes it "ruff"

My dog is reading over my shoulder and laughed at this.

Wish the bastard would finish cooking my pancakes.

Some dogs are very intelligent indeed. There's one that knows over 1,000 words.

I think my pet fish are intelligent, they really look into my eyes and I see a soul, one plays a game with me sometimes

Right !! I think that 5 second memory span of goldfish theory is bullshit ...

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender says whatyahave? The dog says "a Barks". Haha.

My parrot laughs before the laugh tracks on TV.

very CUTE!

I think all animals are amazing.

I feel bad sometimes I killed an ant today. These carpenter ants are so tough and powerful... they can live under the most duress conditions. Firefly's have 20000+ lenses...

My old dog that is 14 years old knows my emotions and I have only had her for 4 months. She has thyroid cancer and has to wear a diaper but she is a great dog and her nickname is helmet head... my other dog is a spoiled huntress named Elsie, aka Elsie Bear, aka, belly of doom, aka, zora (like zoro for her black mask of facial hair by hear eyes)...

I love and live for my dogs! Animals rule! Humans suck!

I have two Border Collies, the first one we got as a pup from a lovely caring woman and the second one we got as an 18 month old rescue dawg

The first one is very communicative and a real comedian and the second one is less communicative and very serious

When you are talking to the first one you know he is listening and understanding

When you talk to the second one, one gets the feeling that you are being sized up for his next meal...lol

I had a dog like that. I had the whole family over & she (the dog) was sniffing a piece of cake, I said "I wouldn't even THINK about it if I were you". SHe walked off sulking.

She also watched TV & wouldn't let me turn the chanel when the WM kennel club dog show came on.

I would take her to the basement & turn it on, then I'd go back upstairs to watch something else...wouldn't see her until the show was over.

Even if they can't understand the actual words, I'd strongly wager they can understand inflections / tone.

We told one of our B.C,s that we were going to take him to the vet to have his balls removed...he got so depressed that I rang the vet and cancelled the appointment, and that darn dog cheered up straight away

He still has his balls and the damn attitude that goes with them