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Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/24/2013 09:34 PM
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Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Let's here it for doom sex.5a
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08/24/2013 09:35 PM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
I hope the girl I'm wanting to have doom sex with, wants to have doom sex with me when SHTF



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08/24/2013 09:37 PM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
That depends on if a hot chick will want my fat ass!

Otherwise I fap!

jerkit
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08/24/2013 09:50 PM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
I will...what's your pleasure?
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
There will be no sex as Christ returns to earth and your body disappears
I know why you're here...
I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


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08/24/2013 10:25 PM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
There will be no sex as Christ returns to earth and your body disappears
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Fuck that! I've had sex on the astral and can again.
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08/25/2013 07:42 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
fck it.. u cannot get yer dick up when panicking
Anonymous Coward
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08/25/2013 07:44 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Unfortunately my friend, we are alone in this world so...
jerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkitjerkit
Sarah Langley
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08/25/2013 07:44 AM

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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
I have doom sex often after reading posts on GLP.
Sarah
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
I have doom sex often after reading posts on GLP.
 Quoting: Sarah Langley


You're far away or else I would help you with that doom sex and I wouldn't have to have doom fap! jerkit
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08/25/2013 08:23 AM

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I have doom sex often after reading posts on GLP.
 Quoting: Sarah Langley


You're far away or else I would help you with that doom sex and I wouldn't have to have doom fap! jerkit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45585799


I like "greek". Smiley
Sarah
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I have doom sex often after reading posts on GLP.
 Quoting: Sarah Langley


See you soon darling ;) Then we can smoke one to ease our minds.
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08/25/2013 08:28 AM

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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Seeing as though the nearest a lot of GLP males get physical to a female is their mom - let's hope not.
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08/25/2013 08:31 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
not planning on it, but have no sexlife anyways.maybe it´s a good hook up line ;)
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not planning on it, but have no sexlife anyways.maybe it´s a good hook up line ;)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45033945


You live in Germany and have no sex life..? Damn..
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08/25/2013 08:46 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
would asking a lady to give up her anus during doom time be out of order?
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08/25/2013 08:49 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
you don't want to waste your precious seed on someone who probably won't make it.

save it, and utilise it on the survivors.

wink
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Seeing as though the nearest a lot of GLP males get physical to a female is their mom - let's hope not.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


speaking from experience?

have to say though, can't blame you! hubba! she's HOT man. you must enjoy yourself! I did.
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08/25/2013 08:53 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
There will be no sex as Christ returns to earth and your body disappears
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Typical Christian party pooper!
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Seeing as though the nearest a lot of GLP males get physical to a female is their mom - let's hope not.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


speaking from experience?

have to say though, can't blame you! hubba! she's HOT man. you must enjoy yourself! I did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45690842


She's been dead two years.
If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

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Seeing as though the nearest a lot of GLP males get physical to a female is their mom - let's hope not.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


cruise
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08/25/2013 09:00 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
A SHTF scenario could be

a nuclear bomb alert: probably be duct taping windows

financial disaster: probably be hitting the store for the last time

dirty bombs in the area: probably be making house air tight or getting outta town with animals and as many kids as I can get a hold of : where too? depends on where bombs are dropped.

crazy muslims with machettes invading homes: guns loaded and aimed at doors and windows, setting booby traps

crazy racial war: probably eating chips and dip with the guns in my lap

natural disaster: if I'm in a earthquake, hurricane, tornado, sink hole, comet explosion etc, I'll probably be pretty horrified.

no, I'm thinking sex is not on the top of my list.

But I'm doing my best to be prepared for SHTF.

I don't think anyone will be ready running around with a boner yelling "fuck me fuck me, we're all going to die!!!"
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08/25/2013 09:01 AM
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
"Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?"

Probably some hot czech chick.

bananasex bananasex bananasex
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Let's here it for doom sex.5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23535956


You remind me of Yokoshima from the manga series "GS Mikami" cruisecruise
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Pin this!! 5a
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Seeing as though the nearest a lot of GLP males get physical to a female is their mom - let's hope not.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


speaking from experience?

have to say though, can't blame you! hubba! she's HOT man. you must enjoy yourself! I did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45690842


She's been dead two years.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


and?

sorry to hear that btw. hf

only fucking with ya. chuckle
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
hi
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08/25/2013 09:27 AM

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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
Seeing as though the nearest a lot of GLP males get physical to a female is their mom - let's hope not.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


speaking from experience?

have to say though, can't blame you! hubba! she's HOT man. you must enjoy yourself! I did.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45690842


She's been dead two years.
 Quoting: BadMoonRisen


and?

sorry to hear that btw. hf

only fucking with ya. chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45690842


No problem cheers

My sister's still alive...

Last Edited by BadMoonRisen on 08/25/2013 09:27 AM
If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

[link to www.inmomsbasement.com]

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
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Re: Who here will have DOOM SEX when SHTF?
A SHTF scenario could be

a nuclear bomb alert: probably be duct taping windows

financial disaster: probably be hitting the store for the last time

dirty bombs in the area: probably be making house air tight or getting outta town with animals and as many kids as I can get a hold of : where too? depends on where bombs are dropped.

crazy muslims with machettes invading homes: guns loaded and aimed at doors and windows, setting booby traps

crazy racial war: probably eating chips and dip with the guns in my lap

natural disaster: if I'm in a earthquake, hurricane, tornado, sink hole, comet explosion etc, I'll probably be pretty horrified.

no, I'm thinking sex is not on the top of my list.

But I'm doing my best to be prepared for SHTF.

I don't think anyone will be ready running around with a boner yelling "fuck me fuck me, we're all going to die!!!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35812316


Lol great list

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 08/25/2013 06:20 PM
I know why you're here...
I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


[link to nextgenfmradio.com]

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