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IF you could summon a ufo

 
russianlady
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IF you could summon a ufo
if you could summon a ufo would you
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Re: IF you could summon a ufo
offer them some lemonade
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Re: IF you could summon a ufo
I'd be like,

Come to me, UFO.

Wait, no. If I see a truly real UFO, I will totally freak out.

Just show yourself a little.

Wait, but how will I know you're a truly real UFO?

Show me you're real, but don't freak me out.

But if you're clearly real, I'll totally freak out.

You know what? Forget it.
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Seen 7 of them tonight...
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if you could summon a ufo would you
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If they offered me a shitload of Dr. Pepper I would.
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if you could summon a ufo would you
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If they offered me a shitload of Dr. Pepper I would.
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Why not, what's the worst that could happen.

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I have before. Not sure if I want to discuss it unless I have to. Be careful what you ask for. You may get abducted so be careful what you say.

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Fuck yeah. Shit, I would be like, "fix my back, and I'll be your lab-rat". No prob, I'd sail off into the night, check out new worlds...bang ho's of different species.

Once I was y'out with one of the off-world fools, you couldn't pay may ass enough to come back...at least to live that is.
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I had quite an experience while in the wilderness trying to Jokingly communicate with ufo's using a high powered flashlight. ..one appeared shortly after and came up close and landed. I don't think I would recommend it.... you'd be setting yourself up for observation or examination. Unless you summon them to a populated area somehow. Good luck!
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offer them some lemonade
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Dr. Pepper.
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No, don't care to be abducted or talk to demons
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if you could summon a ufo would you
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Would you? What else do you want to summon?
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I have before. Not sure if I want to discuss it unless I have to. Be careful what you ask for. You may get abducted so be careful what you say.

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Yeah, but now I am older now, and nearly impossibly to immobilize.... at least through telepathic/ESP means.

Plus, I do remember,(from when I was younger), being told that if I wanted to cooperate, they would do stuff for me as well. Basically, it could be a give and get situation. I mean they were dicks, don't get me wrong...but I did definitely take away the notion, that if "I played ball", they'd make it worth my while.
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I was just out on my deck and there is some crazy ufo action tonight and so I grabbed my hand held spotbeam and was shining it up in the night sky on whatever it is way up there...they look like stars, it was exciting and scary.

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done this before.... said it in threads a year or two ago :)
i get on this site... way too much
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Holy shit! I just did it! Almost straight above me!
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1dpanicabductabductabductabductabduct1dpanic
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Re: IF you could summon a ufo
my friend can summon them,he can take you outside and quickly point them out.
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If you summon it, pretty to be rape...
I know why you're here...
I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


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Well in 1997 I was with two other people and I was saying hey if you are really out there...come on down....
we were in Landcaster CA.
My friend was saying, stop it! You better becareful for what you ask for. I have never been afraid of ET or the thought of seeing one so I was like "I know what I am asking for....let them show up."

Ok so we all went to sleep...in the same room...as we were moving in to a condo and there was only one bedroom. Kingsize bed too exhausted to care. We fell asleep with the sliding door open, as we were on the second floor.

Next morning I wake up having slept really deep. So did the other two. I then notice a had print on the wall that had a sheen next to the light. Only the fingers were long and narrow and the finger tips were all rounded. I am like laughing saying oh that was a good one, (as it was not there the night before...I know for a fact as I turned off the light) I thought they had taken olive oil or something and made the print...the other two could not see the print until they moved to where I was standing. they freaked out and then accused me of doing it. I was like, oh hell no I know you did it because you were trying to freak me out last night. Well about that time I go to close the sliding glass door behind me but I was turning towards the wall where the bed was and saw another print on the wall. Same hand print. I was now laughing saying good one. Only I did not know how they could have done that...but I slept deep that night, which was unusual. I attributed the deep sleep to moving furniture. Any how, when I went to close the sliding glass door there was another print.

I was adimant that they had done this and they were scared and pissed because they said they too slept deep and did not do it.

SO....were we visited and did they leave their irridesent
hand print to say ..in your face earthling... or did I get pranked.. I do not know, but I know for certain those hand prints or what ever prints were not there earlier that night
because I pay attention to details.

Oh one last thing. I felt the prints and there was no oily residue that came off. I also tried to wash it off and it would not come off with soap and water.

I told my friend they would have to paint over it and that their joke just cost them a paint job.
TOO bad I would have loved to see ET that night.

True story....hope you enjoyed it.

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Buy more tightening cream.........

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what like prophet Yahweh??

lmao!!!
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Every UFO that I've ever seen was within seconds of walking outside and looking up at the sky. At first I chalked it up to coincidence but its hard to keep rationalizing it that way when it keeps happening.
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No need for summons ...the magnet of the sphere works.

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