Dear Mr Bieber,

I know you frequent this site quite a lot, and last night I created a hoax thread about you reducing a girl fan to tears by giving her the evil eye.

Well, it was pretty immature of me to do such a thing, and I know that you have a lot on your plate right now, so I would like to apologize to you for being an asshole.

Also, it was me who made the jibe about you removing a condom by farting, so I am sorry for that also.


Sincerely,

David Cameron