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My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....

 
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Some advice . . . never ever stop giving her thoughtful gifts. No matter what she says.

And don't forget about a nice dinner out as well!
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Give her a new experience...electro sex box.pope2
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
LUCKY YOU! Sounds like you have yourself a reasonable woman.
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Oh Crap !!!!!! he better get something real expensive , its all part of the plan they always say that and wham !!!! you don't get anything and guaranteed you never forget it ... my advise for OP get something real fast and worth mega $$$$$ it sends shivers down my spine knowing what could happen ...............monster
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They All say That!!...It's a Test!!

If you pass, you will be rewarded!!

Good Luck!!
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BTW...I only stay out late probably twice or 3 times a year. The other 362 days of the year I'm a "good boy".
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Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
 Quoting: Chip


Oh. Okay. I get it.

I believe in this particular case her saying "don't get me anything" is the equivalent "you'd best be ponying up something sweet for coming home so late or else" ... that's just my opinion of course.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


^^^THIS^^^

That is how I read it as well.
 Quoting: Chip


I will also stick my neck out and assume you didn't call ...

If so, you might be in a pickle then. May I suggest a simple card, then when she's about to unleash the fury - spring a lovely, well thought out present just for her ...

Its the only way :-)
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
*shrug*

Husband and I don't do the birthday thing either.

Each year, we ask each other if the other wants something for his or her birthday -- and no, we're just fine without any commotion over it.

Some people can just plain be happy not doing all that stuff.
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LUCKY YOU! Sounds like you have yourself a reasonable woman.
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I take it you've never been married
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Neglect a woman, and she will find someone who won't be so neglectful.

She said not to get her anything, because she is already teaching herself not to give a fuck about anything you do or don't do. This is because she feels like you do not give a fuck about her.

Dangerous ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44176031


^This^ completely!


Women usually only do not want thins in 2 instances:
While trying to impress and "hook" a brand new sexy male.
(Same reason they don't over eat, fart or chew with their mouths open)
or
Trying to get a boring dead fish not worth keeping off the hook. (Has she been farting, open mouth eating, pigging out much?)
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
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OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
 Quoting: Chip


Oh. Okay. I get it.

I believe in this particular case her saying "don't get me anything" is the equivalent "you'd best be ponying up something sweet for coming home so late or else" ... that's just my opinion of course.
 Quoting: amachiavellian


^^^THIS^^^

That is how I read it as well.
 Quoting: Chip


I will also stick my neck out and assume you didn't call ...

If so, you might be in a pickle then. May I suggest a simple card, then when she's about to unleash the fury - spring a lovely, well thought out present just for her ...

Its the only way :-)
 Quoting: amachiavellian


and flowers
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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Good luck! lol


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Yup. Emotions get the better of women and if husbands allow it...the wife would request that you torture her in the most egregious and heinous ways. She expects the husbands powerful love to overcome her requests for agony. The husband must save the woman from herself. But in reality outside of the imaginative mind of the wife.....it's all tests and tarps!
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
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OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
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You only think she's a tranny because she could kick your ass. Trust me she's all woman.

Test me bitch...I'll nailgun your nuts to your forehead.
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
*shrug*

Husband and I don't do the birthday thing either.

Each year, we ask each other if the other wants something for his or her birthday -- and no, we're just fine without any commotion over it.

Some people can just plain be happy not doing all that stuff.
 Quoting: goodmockingbird


We do almost the same (many times no gifts, no big deal) but at least we do go out to dinner together that night, or we will go to a wine tasting event, or the botanical gardens for a day walk or anything that we don't usually do, like the museum or zoo and basically a just a nice day out.
Married 24 yr here. :)

Too many people think that since they are married they should stop dating each other. We go one dates all the time :]
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Neglect a woman, and she will find someone who won't be so neglectful.

She said not to get her anything, because she is already teaching herself not to give a fuck about anything you do or don't do. This is because she feels like you do not give a fuck about her.

Dangerous ground.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 44176031


^This^ completely!


Women usually only do not want thins in 2 instances:
While trying to impress and "hook" a brand new sexy male.
(Same reason they don't over eat, fart or chew with their mouths open)
or
Trying to get a boring dead fish not worth keeping off the hook. (Has she been farting, open mouth eating, pigging out much?)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45862982


It's not happening. She's just not that kind of woman. She's more the type that would burrow into herself and become completely introverted. Much too private of a person to "meet up" with any other man.

You can take that shit to the bank.
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
 Quoting: Chip


OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45859470


You only think she's a tranny because she could kick your ass. Trust me she's all woman.

Test me bitch...I'll nailgun your nuts to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I think the AC just doesn't get the tarp meme
“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson

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I can't wait to see how this all turns out....lol
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
 Quoting: Chip


OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45859470


You only think she's a tranny because she could kick your ass. Trust me she's all woman.

Test me bitch...I'll nailgun your nuts to your forehead.
 Quoting: Chip


I think the AC just doesn't get the tarp meme
 Quoting: Rev StarGazer


What a dumbass.
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DEFINITELY a trap!!!!
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
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OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45859470


Seriously and honestly... I'm so sorry.

Your marriage is in bad trouble.
You want to be drinking a beer with a friend instead of with your beloved?!

In my marriage, we forsake all others, we get ancy if we are apart, and if we were to do anything by ourselves like a night out with the guys or girls night out we would both be miserable without our best friend/spouce/lover with us.

We are a matched pair that can't be broken.

I feel sorry for you, that you do not know real love. :/
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
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OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45859470


Seriously and honestly... I'm so sorry.

Your marriage is in bad trouble.
You want to be drinking a beer with a friend instead of with your beloved?!

In my marriage, we forsake all others, we get ancy if we are apart, and if we were to do anything by ourselves like a night out with the guys or girls night out we would both be miserable without our best friend/spouce/lover with us.

We are a matched pair that can't be broken.

I feel sorry for you, that you do not know real love. :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45862982


Ummmm ... I have the suspicion that the OP loves his wife a lot and that she isn't some crazy hell cat. Everyone likes to be appreciated and treated like they're special - especially on their birthday.
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Massive tarp!
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
 Quoting: Chip


OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45859470


Seriously and honestly... I'm so sorry.

Your marriage is in bad trouble.
You want to be drinking a beer with a friend instead of with your beloved?!

In my marriage, we forsake all others, we get ancy if we are apart, and if we were to do anything by ourselves like a night out with the guys or girls night out we would both be miserable without our best friend/spouce/lover with us.

We are a matched pair that can't be broken.

I feel sorry for you, that you do not know real love. :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45862982


Lol...eat a cock.
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It is a trap. Buy her a nice gift and some flowers. Then take her out for diner. Listen to the wise man grasshopper.
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
Oh it's definitely a tarp! Absolutely no doubt about it.

But...I'm also in the doghouse. I worked late last night and stopped by my buddies house for a beer on the way home. I didn't get home until after midnight...

tomato
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OK, are you saying it's a trap or that your wife is a transvestite. I'm confused.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45859470


Seriously and honestly... I'm so sorry.

Your marriage is in bad trouble.
You want to be drinking a beer with a friend instead of with your beloved?!

In my marriage, we forsake all others, we get ancy if we are apart, and if we were to do anything by ourselves like a night out with the guys or girls night out we would both be miserable without our best friend/spouce/lover with us.

We are a matched pair that can't be broken.

I feel sorry for you, that you do not know real love. :/
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45862982


Uhhh hate to break it to you but your relationship sounds like it's built a bit on fear and insecurity . . . and what a shame that you can't enjoy friends and you feel 'miserable' without the other one there at all times. Seriously doubt this will last the way you think it will.

Careful talking in absolutes when it comes to 'real love'.
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Chip, tricky question: Can you afford that as a forum moderator?
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Re: My wife told me not to get her anything for her Birthday.....
If money's an issue, breakfast in bed and a day without chores is a nice birthday treat. Something special, for sure, although spending money in a retail mart doesn't have to be part of it.

Some smart women buy themselves a little treat and say "We'll call this my birthday present so you're off the hook". It removes the performance stress and leaves the fun. You might suggest that next year, or lead by example.

Good luck, OP.
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It is a trap. Buy her a nice gift and some flowers. Then take her out for diner. Listen to the wise man grasshopper.
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