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The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.

 
MagTog
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08/27/2013 11:00 PM

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The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
When playtime is over
and the dinner bell rings,
there's no spot at the table
unless you're clean.
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08/27/2013 11:01 PM
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08/27/2013 11:04 PM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Unlike a lot of you, I know I'm going to get smashed. So watch carefully and don't make the same mistakes
MagTog (OP)
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08/27/2013 11:06 PM

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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Unlike a lot of you, I know I'm going to get smashed. So watch carefully and don't make the same mistakes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45868289


Is it a camel shrinking problem?

There's still hope.
MagTog (OP)
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
clappa
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Thanks. I've been having a terrible day. This popped up in my head though, and since then I've felt a lot better...even though I know I've got some dirty hands too...

I'm a poor representative for Christ. I hope to be a better one though.
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 12:10 AM

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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
I am taking the fucking elevator! lol
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Sill gonna get poo all over your shoes :(
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08/28/2013 12:17 AM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Unlike a lot of you, I know I'm going to get smashed. So watch carefully and don't make the same mistakes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45868289


Is it a camel shrinking problem?

There's still hope.
 Quoting: MagTog


yes, precisely. I have lead people away, I don't know what's going to happen. I think this is my last life
MagTog (OP)
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Unlike a lot of you, I know I'm going to get smashed. So watch carefully and don't make the same mistakes
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45868289


Is it a camel shrinking problem?

There's still hope.
 Quoting: MagTog


yes, precisely. I have lead people away, I don't know what's going to happen. I think this is my last life
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45868289


I have too. We're all wretches.

I believe we can be cleansed by the blood of Jesus. I believe that the intercession executed by Jesus covers past sins as well as future ones. I believe if we've accepted Jesus' offer of intercession, then we are saved. I believe this because it can be shown how Jesus saves us, mathematically and through the Law. I however do not know for sure whether we can lose our inheritance. With Jesus as the Good Shepherd, I would think we would all be brought back to righteousness at some point, whether it be now or on our deathbed.

I don't know. It frustrates me that I don't have all the answers. All I can do is keep trying to understand what I should understand, try to avoid temptations, and put my hope and trust in God.
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08/28/2013 12:29 AM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
What if you are wearing gloves, and when you get to the top you take them off, are your hands still dirty?
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 12:39 AM

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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
What if you are wearing gloves, and when you get to the top you take them off, are your hands still dirty?
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Well, if they don't fit you must acquit....?

I don't think shit mountain allows gloves.
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08/28/2013 12:50 AM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
What if you are wearing gloves, and when you get to the top you take them off, are your hands still dirty?
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Well, if they don't fit you must acquit....?

I don't think shit mountain allows gloves.
 Quoting: MagTog


Actually, just one. Shamon!


--MJ
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 01:40 AM

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What if you are wearing gloves, and when you get to the top you take them off, are your hands still dirty?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43931687


Well, if they don't fit you must acquit....?

I don't think shit mountain allows gloves.
 Quoting: MagTog


Actually, just one. Shamon!


--MJ
 Quoting: MJMEochaid7


Shamwow?
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08/28/2013 01:43 AM

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lahey1
He whose face gives no light shall never become a star. - William Blake
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 01:52 AM

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lahey1
 Quoting: calx


For measuring the pressure of shit?
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 02:04 AM

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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about regarding the math of salvation, or do I just sound like a loon?
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08/28/2013 02:05 AM

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laugh
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08/28/2013 02:06 AM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Ill chop it down with the edge on my hand.
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 02:07 AM

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laugh
 Quoting: Astral Goat


kimdowtcwy
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 02:08 AM

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Ill chop it down with the edge on my hand.
 Quoting: DooMCooN 45114786


Ambitious.
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08/28/2013 02:15 AM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about regarding the math of salvation, or do I just sound like a loon?
 Quoting: MagTog



The way you put it so eloquently would work great in a sermon. It's unfortunate for the preacher it would probably be his last sermon in that church.
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08/28/2013 02:39 AM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
When playtime is over
and the dinner bell rings,
there's no spot at the table
unless you're clean.
 Quoting: MagTog


take a shower?..lol
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08/28/2013 03:00 AM
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lahey1
 Quoting: calx


For measuring the pressure of shit?
 Quoting: MagTog


violation?
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
MagTog (OP)
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08/28/2013 03:14 AM

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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Does anyone know what I'm talking about regarding the math of salvation, or do I just sound like a loon?
 Quoting: MagTog



The way you put it so eloquently would work great in a sermon. It's unfortunate for the preacher it would probably be his last sermon in that church.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33279976


Just have to substitute "shit" for "poopoo".
MagTog (OP)
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lahey1
 Quoting: calx


For measuring the pressure of shit?
 Quoting: MagTog


violation?
 Quoting: Balloons


Nightmares. Thanks, Balloons.
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08/28/2013 05:16 PM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
Ill chop it down with the edge on my hand.
 Quoting: DooMCooN 45114786


THIS

---MJ
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Magtog

I thought about shit mountain all day
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08/28/2013 06:58 PM
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clappa
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Thanks. I've been having a terrible day. This popped up in my head though, and since then I've felt a lot better...even though I know I've got some dirty hands too...

I'm a poor representative for Christ. I hope to be a better one though.
 Quoting: MagTog


Why Magtog as a moniker?
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08/28/2013 06:58 PM
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Re: The higher you climb shit mountain, the dirtier your hands will be.
The lesson here is don't shit on mountains. float
MagTog (OP)
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08/29/2013 02:35 PM

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The lesson here is don't shit on mountains. float
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45891359


If you have farts that can levitate you, I believe you actually should shit on shit mountain.
MagTog (OP)
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08/29/2013 02:36 PM

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Magtog

I thought about shit mountain all day
 Quoting: Astral Goat


The word or the reality of shit mountain?
MagTog (OP)
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08/29/2013 02:37 PM

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clappa
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45627263


Thanks. I've been having a terrible day. This popped up in my head though, and since then I've felt a lot better...even though I know I've got some dirty hands too...

I'm a poor representative for Christ. I hope to be a better one though.
 Quoting: MagTog


Why Magtog as a moniker?
 Quoting: meowmix 45801406


It's kind of a secret...

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