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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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If I was God, the universe would be my sandbox. One big giant fun game.
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If I was God, the universe would be my sandbox. One big giant fun game.
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My friend, God is the sandbox. He exists so we can play in it. hf
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for god loved his creations so much that he placed them into a world overrun by an evil entity that he himself created to teach us a lesson that we will end up forgetting once we die, and punishes those who don't believe in him for eternity despite him apparently knowing in advance who will believe in him and who won't. for god loves the starving children in africa so much that he lets them suffer to prove how sinful and undeserving they are, for god loves the children so much that he lets them get vaccinated with poisions fresh out the womb

gotta love these christard twerps s226 weirdo
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And popcorn n' Kool-aid for all thospopee dumb enough. Lets have a party!

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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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death has been defeated

get with the program

those who live their lives in fear of death will find this life is but the blink of an eye compared to how long they've already been in existence, which is nothing compared with the Eternity et al

blink of an eye

which IS in fact the point of having the courage to live and die doing what's right as opposed to both living and dying for nothing, ie in vain

only to find you really aren't going anywhere when you are finished with the flesh body

in fact, it's an upgrade in spades

why not set yourself up for the best of what's yet to come when this flesh fiasco is finished?

the great pretenders understand this fact
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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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How much thought do you give to stepping on an ant.

Next..
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for god loved his creations so much that he placed them into a world overrun by an evil entity that he himself created to teach us a lesson that we will end up forgetting once we die, and punishes those who don't believe in him for eternity despite him apparently knowing in advance who will believe in him and who won't. for god loves the starving children in africa so much that he lets them suffer to prove how sinful and undeserving they are, for god loves the children so much that he lets them get vaccinated with poisions fresh out the womb

gotta love these christard twerps s226 weirdo
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Thread: Jesus LOVES the little children of the WORLD>..even though.....
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Yeah, i could shoot myself for being a religious nut along time ago. I've burnt my bible sense then!

How could I have been so brainwashed? My dad was a preacher... I forget !!!
wtf
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for god loved his creations so much that he placed them into a world overrun by an evil entity that he himself created to teach us a lesson that we will end up forgetting once we die, and punishes those who don't believe in him for eternity despite him apparently knowing in advance who will believe in him and who won't. for god loves the starving children in africa so much that he lets them suffer to prove how sinful and undeserving they are, for god loves the children so much that he lets them get vaccinated with poisions fresh out the womb

gotta love these christard twerps s226 weirdo
 Quoting: Abnormal Psyche




oh hell no

THEY WANTED THIS

TO BE UNDER SATANS DOMINION

they've simply been allowed to forget the parts they've played in bringing forth this world of flesh

oh but they will remember soon enough

at which point all their whining rhetoric will be nothing but more humiliation heaped upon what they've already done and won't recall yet for a time

if you are in this last generation you are fully

GUILTY AS CHARGED
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Yeah, i could shoot myself for being a religious nut along time ago. I've burnt my bible sense then!

How could I have been so brainwashed? My dad was a preacher... I forget !!!
wtf
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and he had no clue with regard to the truth

yet preached for a living in spite of same

shakes head in utter disbelief

tho knowing full well it's true
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Goddamn-It Im surrounded by bible thumpers. And thought this was a forum where you question everything?

So question the system but not who created it?

I forgive you hippocrits!peace
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Yeah, i could shoot myself for being a religious nut along time ago. I've burnt my bible sense then!

How could I have been so brainwashed? My dad was a preacher... I forget !!!
wtf
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So..you can honestly say you can relate to the following from personal experience..


One thing all christians have in common is

1)FEAR..they fear demons..they fear hell..they fear god..the fear sin..they fear sinning. Their whole lives DWELL on and IN and THROUGH FEAR. Get them together in large groups and the fear FEEDS of itself.

2)WEAKNESS. They NEED to hang around others like themselves so as not to give in to their SELF confessed "WEAKNESSES". Its all about BEING weak. The weaker you are the HOLIER you are. They THRIVE on weakness. They make millions from it. They sell books to "Strenghten" the weak knees. Its all about being utter and total WUSSES.

3)SICKNESS. Its their favourite hobby. You want to see SICK UNHEALED SUFFERING PEOEPLE..go to a church. They CLAMOUR for healing for all their "SICKNESSES"..of the mind..of the body..of the soul..its ALL based around being SICK and WEAK and CONSTANTLY in FEAR.

All of them with the exception of a very FEW of them have these traits in common.

1) They are ALL convinced THEY are right and all the others are wrong.

2)They are all certain..and voice this much and as often as thay can..that the ones who are "Wrong" will be tortured forever by whatever brand of bi polar sadistic god they worship.

3)They all use fear and terror to control their members
EG:-"Do as this law/teaching/guru/pastor/book/priest/sermon ect suggests or you will be cursed/burned alive forever/smitten/come under demonic attack/end up possessed/ ect.

4)They are all about CONTROL..control of your money..of your mind..of your actions/words/life and they all impose guilt and fear as "punishment" if you dont tow the line.

5)They are all about money..it always comes down to CASH..and if you dont hand it over they label you a "God robber"..you are robbing God..and thus come under the punishments/threats made in point 3.

6)They all use "LOVE" as the bait to get you in..mixed with "Fear" of some sort of terrible DOOM if you dont join them. Then once they have you the LOVE stops..and the DOOM increases..till you are left a mindless fear controlled zombie..arrogant and proud and self righteous..and the victim..who then being fully "Indoctrinated" after a time...then beleives point 1 completely..and proceesd to inflict steps 2 to 5 on other prospective victims.

Any religion or creed thast uses these techniques are opertaing under the precepts of what you would term "Darkness"..or "Evil" because evil, by its very nature, runs and feeds and grows stronger on fear and control.

Thread: All HAIL the GOD OF DEATH..cuz he loves you..I think...

FEAR FEAR FEAR^^^^^^^^^^^^FEAR FEAR FEAR^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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What and who are you? Your comment is almost biblical and that's weird


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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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if i was God, WHICH IM NOT, i would smite your heathen ass for writing such ignorant, misleading tripe. you should be praising God that i'm not God....
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What and who are you? Your comment is almost biblical and that's weird


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I was raised in it too.

I know how they think..why they think it..what they fear..why they fear it...

I asked the same questions as you..and now post the answers.

Look deeper.
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We have no way to know the bigger picture, but YHWH (God of the Bible) has a purpose for allowing time to go by.

The Bible says that a very long time ago a chief angelic being named Lucifer wanted to be like God rather than the servant that he was created to be. Lucifer wanted to be worshiped. Lucifer was a magnificent awesome creation and was able to rally 1/3rd of the angelic beings to join him in rebellion against God, Lucifer is said to be a murderer and heaven suffered violence at his hands. It is a much larger war that took place than we can be aware of. Our universe was disrupted and the earth was a destroyed rock.

Fast forward to Adam and Eve. God gave Adam and Eve authority over the earth but gave them free will so as to be as He is.

Lucifer entered the picture and sorely disrupted the innocence of man, legally taking ownership of the creation from Adam.
Lucifer continues to inflict the infants with poisons and murders the innocent ones, not God.

What God did, was to put on a tent of Human Flesh in the God/Man Yeshua (Jesus) becoming fully related to Adam by flesh and able to retake the deed to this creation back from Lucifer. A living God can merely rebuke Lucifer and what He speaks is done, but for the purpose that has not yet been revealed, Christ conquered Lucifer through justice. All mankind was condemned to death through Adam, Christ paid the debt in full.
You have no idea what you have missed about the authority of Jesus, the demonic entities fell at His feet and begged mercy. They knew who He was, why do you not know?

Anyway sometime when the cup of iniquity, that mystery that was brought here by Lucifer, when it is finished, then Christ will establish His Kingdom on this planet and your complaints will no longer be an issue.

Lucifer is the murderer, not YHWH.
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Imagine you have 6 children and you gave them everything you could to ensure they would grow up right.

Three of them absolutely adore you and take care of you all your life bringing you joy. But the other three hate you and blamed you for every bad thing in their lives. They steal from you to buy drugs, harm, manipulate and injure others, and publicly accuse you of things like child abuse and other lies in books.

You did everything to restore their relationship with you but they ignore you. The three good kids go on your behalf to change their minds but they beat them up and hate on them too.

Which ones would you remember in your will?
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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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if i was God, WHICH IM NOT, i would smite your heathen ass for writing such ignorant, misleading tripe. you should be praising God that i'm not God....
 Quoting: Salt


You become as cold hearted and callous and full of spite and revenge as what it is you worship.

YOUR GOD will do all the smiting..right???

But if he let you..you would torture OP forever in hell..just like God is going to do according to you..for having the courage to ask the questions you are way to gutless to ask for yourself.

Christians worship a hate filled revenge obsessed spiteful arrogant proud egocentric God..and thats why..christians are JUST THE SAME!
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If there is a god then yes, black holes must be fed too.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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Hey, MODS PIN ME ALREADY FOR BEING THE OPPOSITION !!!

CAN I GET AT LEAST 1 STAR FOR BEING A MINORITY


GIVE ME A STAR AND A PIN OR ITS DISCRIMINATION

I'M DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD, I'M WHITE AND I'M NOT GAY!

NO OFFENCE TO THE FAGGOTS!?!pigchef
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Imagine you have 6 children and you gave them everything you could to ensure they would grow up right.

Three of them absolutely adore you and take care of you all your life bringing you joy. But the other three hate you and blamed you for every bad thing in their lives. They steal from you to buy drugs, harm, manipulate and injure others, and publicly accuse you of things like child abuse and other lies in books.

You did everything to restore their relationship with you but they ignore you. The three good kids go on your behalf to change their minds but they beat them up and hate on them too.

Which ones would you remember in your will?
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And which ones would you track down and burn alive..heedless of their screams for mercy and showing no pity as their skin peels off..

Well..thats what god would do..in his everlasting compassion..
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Goddamn-It Im surrounded by bible thumpers. And thought this was a forum where you question everything?

So question the system but not who created it?

I forgive you hippocrits!peace
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You are right. It does not make sense. It isn't supposed to make sense. It causes psychosis. That is the point.
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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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if i was God, WHICH IM NOT, i would smite your heathen ass for writing such ignorant, misleading tripe. you should be praising God that i'm not God....
 Quoting: Salt


You become as cold hearted and callous and full of spite and revenge as what it is you worship.

YOUR GOD will do all the smiting..right???

But if he let you..you would torture OP forever in hell..just like God is going to do according to you..for having the courage to ask the questions you are way to gutless to ask for yourself.

Christians worship a hate filled revenge obsessed spiteful arrogant proud egocentric God..and thats why..christians are JUST THE SAME!
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you missed the point entirely.

man is savage
God is love

Thread: The Bible God: Cruel, Savage, Deranged, Evil, Barbaric, Intolerant, Insanely Jealous, Vengeful and Bloodthirsty?
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@ POOL. YOUR HOT!
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@ POOL. YOUR HOT!
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It's just an avatar of Kirsten Dundst. I'm actually a 2000 pound walrus with my brain connected to a remote transmitter.
"The earth is mother of us all, for she is just; but you, because you are unjust have pretended that she is your mother alone; and if you do not stop, I will not permit you to remain upon her."

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Your brain is "god". /thread
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@ Salt--- No, you missed the point!!! This forum is about questioning everything including religion and its creators. If I'm savage who made me in his image?!?

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08/28/2013 12:14 AM
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Re: OH NO I'M GOING TO HELL FOR POSTING THIS BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF
@ Salt--- No, you missed the point!!! This forum is about questioning everything including religion and its creators. If I'm savage who made me in his image?!?

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 Quoting: capt. jack 45721709


bite me

your thread is fail

this will be my last bump
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08/28/2013 12:17 AM
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Re: OH NO I'M GOING TO HELL FOR POSTING THIS BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF
Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.

If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...

If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...


The question is not WWJD but what would you do?

Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
 Quoting: Capt. Jack 45721709


if i was God, WHICH IM NOT, i would smite your heathen ass for writing such ignorant, misleading tripe. you should be praising God that i'm not God....
 Quoting: Salt


You become as cold hearted and callous and full of spite and revenge as what it is you worship.

YOUR GOD will do all the smiting..right???

But if he let you..you would torture OP forever in hell..just like God is going to do according to you..for having the courage to ask the questions you are way to gutless to ask for yourself.

Christians worship a hate filled revenge obsessed spiteful arrogant proud egocentric God..and thats why..christians are JUST THE SAME!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45879173


you missed the point entirely.

man is savage
God is love

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He sure is...

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