what would be worse getting attacked by GAY vampires,werewolfs,zombies,mummys,aliens,bigfoot,E.T.C

i have nothing against the gays but i would have to say bigfoot, because no doubt they have bigdicks

TWO gay vampires, warewolfs, zombies..

Would gay vampires even care what gender you were? They just want your blood.

well yeah,DUH,they probably want to SUCK the blood of a gay human male but are afraid of getting AIDS an getting ass raped,an being there gay, women on the rag or in general are not very appetizing to them either,but they might steal there makeup an clothes,an they want to SUCK males blood,they have double the sucking urge ;)

Guido mummies.

I'd rather be a Vampire than being Gay.

Ass Goblins

being chased by beautiful slut zombies

This is true. There are old native American Indian legends about the women being terrorized by what they called... the Cocksquatch.

Getting attacked by a Cross dressing, transgender Bigfoot with Vampire like fangs and a Big Ass Dong. Like a Donky Dong !!

Or getting raped by this guy.....

Getting stuck at a BRONY convention.

Caan i haaave a green volvo with black rims.

No sesamestreet when i dont ... Ionbeams look nicer on the yought journal.

Knowing that all of these are just products of someone's imagination

I am more afraid of being attacked by humans

like human Chinese army , Russian army,

Nato army , ninja armies in the dark of the night

snipers ....these are real

Uhhhmmm....can you repeat that in ENGLISH please?

We're already being attacked by sodomites, so what difference does it make...

Shemaliens

I think them gay monsters will ignore me for being too gay. Now go on honey..

Nothing would be worse

Bigfoot has a fendi satchel on, the vampires have pink nails, the werewolves are in crop tops.

You get away from the zombies because they start shaming one for not keeping his haircut regularly

The mummies have better hygiene then the living

Slut zombies haha

The IRS. They never stop.

why the fuck would you even mention gay werewolves in the same sentence? For all we know, they dont have sexual organs. If there was any, would any witness that "survived" come forth and tell his story?

I know this thread is a joke but what do we know about cryptids and how they keep surviving the ages? Reproduction like other species or some new spécimens pop up from other dimensions?

No, That's gross . no way in hell
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