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So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?

 
GrizzlyBear

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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Drive as fast as I could to the nearest city and hope for a direct hit.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
No weapon formed against me shall prosper.

I had a dream of multiple missile crashes, straight down into the ground, with no explosions.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Drive as fast as I could to the nearest city and hope for a direct hit.
 Quoting: GrizzlyBear


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08/28/2013 10:06 PM

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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Call my family.
 Quoting: JohnnyTruant


^^This. Call them and/or gather them together and tell them all that I love them and I will see them on the other side.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
first i would make sure my sister and her boyfriend where in the house
then i would turn on the positive pressure filter turn on the tvs and radios for news load my bong sit in my chair and watch the show then unless i am at a ground zero i would just pick up the peices and carry on with life ahh its good to be prepared
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
dry my tomatoes in the microwave and smoke em.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
dry my tomatoes in the microwave and smoke em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45756798


hahahhahahahahahaha.

GLP quote of the year!
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08/28/2013 10:09 PM
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Pray
 Quoting: A Friend


Head to my basement and pray.
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Pray
 Quoting: A Friend


Head to my basement and pray.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6866976


Ditto !!!

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08/28/2013 10:44 PM
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Make some popcorn and go out on my front porch. Hopefully it'll be night and I'll have a good view of the stars.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
:nickbeer:

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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
I'd grab a drink, kiss the family goodbye, hum a song, and stand tall awaiting doom.

I'd like to think I'd be that dignified. There'd probably actually be a lot of crying and impulse-looting on my part though.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Pray
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
I'd take the day off work and hang with the fam doing something fun as if nothing was happening...hike along the Appalachian trail till the bright light hits.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
No weapon formed against me shall prosper.

I had a dream of multiple missile crashes, straight down into the ground, with no explosions.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45937144


Experts think that if Russia launched all their nukes at the US, about only 70-80% would work.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
I'd run out and bring my tomoato plants inside.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


This^^ also is appropriate.
 Quoting: Sikhed


laugh
Gomer
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Some area sends a thousand nukes to us, we send ten thousand back. It would be to late to win such an encounter but we sure could ruin the future of the attacking area, and we would and should.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
I'd dance

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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Panic Sex of course...

panicsex

After that, smoke a cigar and watch the show from my porch...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Yup
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
If the real thing ever happened most of us would never know it. Either because we'd be close enough to it that we'd be vaporized instantly...or we'd be far enough away that the only hint would be the power goes out and doesn't come back on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


Then a week or so later our teeth fall out...hair...lips...dick...
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Honestly would any of you want to survive if that were too happen...
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
I would like to see it...but I would not want to live after it happens.
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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
dry my tomatoes in the microwave and smoke em.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 45756798


hahahhahahahahahaha.

GLP quote of the year!
 Quoting: Converterent Ignorantiae

Agreed, by far.
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Lamplite

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08/29/2013 12:05 AM

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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Nukes don't actually exist. This is said to be the biggest bomb ever made.

It is called the Father of all Bombs and is made from fuel etc by the Russians and it four times bigger than the Americans, Mother of all Bombs



Last Edited by Lamplite on 08/29/2013 12:09 AM
Big Daddy D

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Re: So let's say a thousands nukes are en route to hit us... what do you do?
Hug my kids and wife, tell them I love them, I'm thankful for them and my life would have never been complete without them.

Pray together and enjoy those few minutes with them.

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