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Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??

 
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08/29/2013 12:52 AM
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Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??
Ok, I messed with my dog with one and she learned after a few times that I was causing to red dot to run around the floor and will just stare at me with that, "I'm not that stupid". BUT my cats go crazy over it, I had a theory that it only affected domesticated cats so I saw a feral cat in my back yard one night and let it chase it with the same effect. I have also tried raccoons and cows; raccoons didn't seem to care, neither being scared or attracted to it, the cows I tried it with basicly scared the crap out them and they took off and ran away.

So what is it with cats? Are they aliens, thinking it's the teleportation beam to take them to the mother ship or what? C2C isn't on yet or I eould try to call in and ask George Norey since he's I'm sure an expert on such things. LOL
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08/29/2013 12:58 AM
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Re: Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??
Cats are of non Earth origin. They do have reptilian features like slitted eyes, hissing and reptile type blood.
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09/01/2013 01:52 AM
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Re: Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??
Cats are of non Earth origin. They do have reptilian features like slitted eyes, hissing and reptile type blood.
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Cats are mammals idiot! They are enemies of reptiles more than any other species.
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09/01/2013 03:01 AM
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Re: Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??
Cats save the world from destruction every single day
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Cat energy is mainly from arcturus
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09/01/2013 03:15 AM

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Re: Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??
Hey Op,

Are you fucking nuts?

Of course cats are aliens.

I thought everybody knew that!!

They are secretly taking over people's homes so they can learn how to defeat us.

It won't be long before the cat motherships start landing and billions and billions of cats kick all the dogs asses and then hypnotize everyone into letting them sleep in our laps while brushing them lovingly.

Geez!

Where have you been??

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Re: Are cats alien since they go spastic over laser pointers dots??
Ok, I messed with my dog with one and she learned after a few times that I was causing to red dot to run around the floor and will just stare at me with that, "I'm not that stupid". BUT my cats go crazy over it, I had a theory that it only affected domesticated cats so I saw a feral cat in my back yard one night and let it chase it with the same effect. I have also tried raccoons and cows; raccoons didn't seem to care, neither being scared or attracted to it, the cows I tried it with basicly scared the crap out them and they took off and ran away.

So what is it with cats? Are they aliens, thinking it's the teleportation beam to take them to the mother ship or what? C2C isn't on yet or I eould try to call in and ask George Norey since he's I'm sure an expert on such things. LOL
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LOL!

I have had the same thoughts. Love cats, and consider them smarter than dogs, but this thing with the laser dot is quite embarrasing to them. Maybe the blood-red dot triggers their deepest instinct to hunt. Both of my cats are street smart outdoor cats that bring home everything they can kill, ranging from snakes to ducks the same size as themselves. The silly laser dot should really not interest them. Tried to explain it to them, but they badly want to go home I guess? :-)
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Soma/Comatose
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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i absolutely LOVE cats . can't finish a whole one tho !
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this is 1 cute kitty
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