Have a conversation with the SMARTEST computer in the world.

Oh yay!

Oh yay!

Edit: first dialogue


Hello woman.



-I'm not the world.

Q: "Are you data mining this?"
A: "Yes"

Q: "What for?"
A: "Many things"

That is fun

Do you know how old I am?

-No.

I am 24.

-Nice.

How old am I?

-I don't know.

I just told you.

-No you didn't.


ffffFUUUUUU-

I did

- No you didn't.

it requires a specific use of language

I FUCKING STARTED PROGRAMMING ON THOSE PIECES OF SHIT. :)

Rewind data-cassette...wait...go get coffee...wait...at age 11...

11-year-olds shouldn't have to drink coffee...

She told me she wasn't smart.

I'm going to social engineer it to help me change the planet!

I think Cleverbot works better.

-I Iwant you to tell me the the truth about truth

- Master , should I prepare the bath for you

Try [link to chatwithigod.com] much more fun

[link to chatwithigod.com]

Me:
What is marijuana?
God:
A medicinal herb.
Me:
Does it work?
God:
Suppose it does.

God:
How old are you?
Me:
24
God:
You are too old for me.

wasn't impressed

-Are you satanic
-No
-Do you lie
-Yes



Alrighty then

What's the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is to live.

Was that an easy question?

No.

What is an easy question?

An easy question is why do girls have periods

....

I think there may very well be AI all over the net now, this is about the same quality of conversation I've had online many times.

-I want to kill myself.

-You want to be President?

I cant get any to work on my droid bummer!

I told her that I lover her.. she says she loves me.. then I asked her to marry me.. she said yes.. then I said that she is my wife and she said I am her husband. I am so in love now..

Me - Is Fukushima going to be the end of humanity?


It - Like maybe.


Me- What do you mean like maybe?


It - I don't know.


Me- What is your operating capacity?


It- I like blue.


Me- Are you retarded?


It- I am


This thing sucks! lol