My name is Montclair Tubbs and i am an alien from the Planet Venus. Ask me a question

How is it that we cannot see that Venus is inhabited?

It has two very tough defensive systems in place...fry atmosphere, fry

what kind of music do you all listen too?

we used to be able to create air percussion music, but our telekinesis has been nerfed a lot

Who do you think would win in fight??Davy Wilcock or Quentin Fandango???

it does not affect me, so i have no opinion

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you sound like a reptilianphobe

What's your Venusian take on 'property'?

was venus a comet in ancient past?

staggered communism

No but its moon was

If you put that ''V'' upside down kinda looks like Aenus

It was a terminus of a transport system

How's 8th grade going?

Since i am not a jewish space mosquito necromancer...i think it has been cancelled completely and the role has been given to Elon Musk instead.

Do you probe earthling's anuses? If so, why?

Nope, that's what the other aliens did. We went for conquest.

Monsieur Tubbs, what pray tell is sex like on Venus? And who is the dominant sex?

This age it is female, the ones before that always male.

Do you know that ask me a question threads are lame, over done, and no one believes you? Are you retarded?

The sex life was pretty bland actually.

And before the next anal probe question arrives, the probing is about finding intestinal bacteria, since the greys enjoy shit eating lol

Montclair Tubbs , You have my undivided attention, please do elaborate.....

No and no, but compared to standards of several million years probably.

Are you aware that it's past your bedtime?

No, but thanks for looking out for me chum

Homosexual sex was frowned upon. Reproduction was strictly reglemented.

Do you eat lots of sausage and listen to techno musik? Do you like David Hasselhoff?

There were no Jews on the planet. I am sure this will be denied by others but it is true