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Resister User ID: 1461638 United States 08/30/2013 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All true "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787 |
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Resister User ID: 1461638 United States 08/30/2013 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Both of my in-laws have passed on now. I'm in the clear on that one at least. "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787 |
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*Evan (OP) User ID: 43993722 United States 08/30/2013 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In laws.... I have the stereotypical, nosy, all up in every aspect of our lives, mother in law. How often do you think is too often for a mother in law to call? I feel your pain. Poor bastard... |
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Resister User ID: 1461638 United States 08/30/2013 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In laws.... I have the stereotypical, nosy, all up in every aspect of our lives, mother in law. How often do you think is too often for a mother in law to call? Let me give you two personal examples before I give you my opinion on how often a mother-in-law should call. Upon returning from our honeymoon, my wife of only one week went to her parents house to get her stuff to bring back to our new home. Her mother met her at the door with this opening salvo. "You know you've ruined your life now right?" Not hello. Not how was Jamaica. Not there is my sweetie or some other nicety. Nope. The first thing she offered was a judgment of ruin. 3 years later when we (she) became pregnant her mother's first words were, "It is going to be so much harder to get a divorce now.". I shit you not. With that example in mind, I would say it depends on what kind of mother-in-law you have. One visit was to often for mine. Your results may vary. "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787 |
*Evan (OP) User ID: 43993722 United States 08/30/2013 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In laws.... I have the stereotypical, nosy, all up in every aspect of our lives, mother in law. How often do you think is too often for a mother in law to call? Let me give you two personal examples before I give you my opinion on how often a mother-in-law should call. Upon returning from our honeymoon, my wife of only one week went to her parents house to get her stuff to bring back to our new home. Her mother met her at the door with this opening salvo. "You know you've ruined your life now right?" Not hello. Not how was Jamaica. Not there is my sweetie or some other nicety. Nope. The first thing she offered was a judgment of ruin. 3 years later when we (she) became pregnant her mother's first words were, "It is going to be so much harder to get a divorce now.". I shit you not. With that example in mind, I would say it depends on what kind of mother-in-law you have. One visit was to often for mine. Your results may vary. Wow.... I must say, mine hasn't said anything like that. She doesn't "hate" me. She just has to be involved in everything. Every little thing. She literally calls our house a minimum of 4 times a day! I just can't really stand nosey people in general, and she is the MOST nosey. So it is irks me. |
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Resister User ID: 1461638 United States 08/30/2013 04:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In laws.... I have the stereotypical, nosy, all up in every aspect of our lives, mother in law. How often do you think is too often for a mother in law to call? Let me give you two personal examples before I give you my opinion on how often a mother-in-law should call. Upon returning from our honeymoon, my wife of only one week went to her parents house to get her stuff to bring back to our new home. Her mother met her at the door with this opening salvo. "You know you've ruined your life now right?" Not hello. Not how was Jamaica. Not there is my sweetie or some other nicety. Nope. The first thing she offered was a judgment of ruin. 3 years later when we (she) became pregnant her mother's first words were, "It is going to be so much harder to get a divorce now.". I shit you not. With that example in mind, I would say it depends on what kind of mother-in-law you have. One visit was to often for mine. Your results may vary. Wow.... I must say, mine hasn't said anything like that. She doesn't "hate" me. She just has to be involved in everything. Every little thing. She literally calls our house a minimum of 4 times a day! I just can't really stand nosey people in general, and she is the MOST nosey. So it is irks me. My father-in-law was a nice guy. We got along after we got to know each other. His wife on the other hand would have had Satan himself running for cover. A couple more memories from days gone by: When my wife was pregnant with our first child, she called me at work one day in tears asking me to come home to make her mother leave. Yes, she was that bad. One my wife's first mother's day, I made her breakfast in bed and woke her with a gentle kiss and bacon and eggs. We had a wonderful few minutes until she got done with her breakfast and called her mother at about 9am. Her mother gave her such hell for waiting so long to call (remember it was only about 9am) that my wife was reduced to tears shortly thereafter. Yeah, I wasn't upset when she died. Friggin battle axe is probably ripping Satan a new one right now. "God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion. The people cannot be all, & always, well informed... If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty... Let them take arms... What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. " - Thomas Jefferson in 1787 |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 46024337 Uruguay 08/30/2013 04:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Men like being miserable, I mean dating women. A dog can't make you a sammich. You can't really brag about your dogs body to your friends. A dog is not allowed to get in many places. He/she won't bathe on their own. A girlfriend won't chew on your new shoes, have an accident on the carpet or try to hump all your friends, pizza delivery and the mail man in front of you. A dog won't take care of you when you are sick. A dog is sexually attracted to other dogs, not you. Your girlfriend won't start puking and eating her own puke over and over again while you have breakfast. Your girlfriend won't trespass into your neighbours garden chew on their newspaper and dig up holes in it. Your girlfriend doesn't walk in the street sniffing other peoples genitals and every poo and piss on the sidewalk, nor she barks at bikes, horses, motorcicles, etc. She won't chew on plants or grass either. You girlfriend won't go into pannick mode during fireworks and try run away. She also won't smash your christamas tree. Your girlfriend doesn'thave an irrational fear of the washing machine and the vacuum cleaner. Your dog can't get a job nor pay any of his/her bills. Your girlfriend won't steal the whole barbacue and eat it while you go pick up the phone. You can't take a dog to meet your parents and sit them at the table, while your sibling dating a human probably will... In any case, mom will miss the chance of hating a real girl trying to steal his golden boy. Rarely you'll be allergic to your girlfriends hair. Your girlfriend doesn't shed. |
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