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Sneaking into Canada

 
nuniabeezewax
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Whats the easiest way to sneak into Canada from the west coast? cant get passport.iamwith
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Ferry up to Alaska, hike over.
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Re: Sneaking into Canada
try a bear suit
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try a bear suit
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cruise
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
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Dakota oil fields.
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08/30/2013 04:28 PM
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
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Dakota oil fields.
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Go on...
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
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Dakota oil fields.
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Go on...
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That is self explanatory.
Unless of course you are a Canadian.

hick
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Dakota oil fields.


so i should take a greyhound to dakota? where are the oilfields?
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 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


Dakota oil fields.


so i should take a greyhound to dakota? where are the oilfields?


You will get paid well, but you will be paying out your ass for everything else.

Bring a car to sleep in if you can.
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


Don't forget to bring your favorite thick bear pelt to keep warm in the winters as you try to survive in the long deep freeze season while feeding off tree bark and pine tea. Bring your snow shoes, and prepare to sleep in a snow cave for most of your time here!

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goto Niagara Falls and walk across

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Here ya go OP....If you don't get killed you owe me beer.....Your welcome...
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FFS

You don't need a passport to get into Canada...

Just to come back...

Visitors from any country other than the U.S. have always needed a passport to enter Canada. On the other hand, because of a friendly border crossing agreement between Canada and the United States, Canada Border Services did not require U.S. citizens to present a passport to enter Canada. This friendly border crossing agreement used to be mutual; however, now the WHTI requires that U.S. citizens have a passport to return home.

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I have no car no drivers licence no inncome and about 100 dollars and im in washington
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Washington!?!?!? Dude just walk across and quit whining about it here.
Married, kids, etc.
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FFS

You don't need a passport to get into Canada...

Just to come back...

Visitors from any country other than the U.S. have always needed a passport to enter Canada. On the other hand, because of a friendly border crossing agreement between Canada and the United States, Canada Border Services did not require U.S. citizens to present a passport to enter Canada. This friendly border crossing agreement used to be mutual; however, now the WHTI requires that U.S. citizens have a passport to return home.

[link to gocanada.about.com]
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


i tried taking the greyhound to vancourver but i was told to get off because i need a passport. but i cant get it now cus bigbrothers a dick
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I have no car no drivers licence no inncome and about 100 dollars and im in washington
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Washington!?!?!? Dude just walk across and quit whining about it here.
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i can walk with just my ssc bc and id?
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Go to Seattle, hang around the docks. Get a spot as crew on a sailboat going to Vancouver.
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


you won't get a job here either without a work visa.
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


Don't forget to bring your favorite thick bear pelt to keep warm in the winters as you try to survive in the long deep freeze season while feeding off tree bark and pine tea. Bring your snow shoes, and prepare to sleep in a snow cave for most of your time here!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22535042


Little do these people realize....the thing is acting rabid.
Get a little closer.

potatotard
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Go to Seattle, hang around the docks. Get a spot as crew on a sailboat going to Vancouver.
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i doubt theyd hire me, the reptilians are all around
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


Dakota oil fields.
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Go on...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42447050


That is self explanatory.
Unless of course you are a Canadian.

:hick:
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


stfu

Don't you have a Syrian war to fight? sheeplebah

OH CANADA Canadian FCanadian FCanadian F OUR HOME AND NATIVE DEBT
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FFS

You don't need a passport to get into Canada...

Just to come back...

Visitors from any country other than the U.S. have always needed a passport to enter Canada. On the other hand, because of a friendly border crossing agreement between Canada and the United States, Canada Border Services did not require U.S. citizens to present a passport to enter Canada. This friendly border crossing agreement used to be mutual; however, now the WHTI requires that U.S. citizens have a passport to return home.

[link to gocanada.about.com]
 Quoting: SnakeAirlines


Too bad we need one to get in the usa.. So I havent been there since like 2003.. And I live right on the border of michigan
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If he snuck up on North Dakota he'd end up in Winnipeg. aka Winterpeg.

It's a nice enough town. Might want to try further up from there in the agri-belt as a farm hand. It's good money once you've learned the skill after a while.
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Walk in through the woods, thousands do it every month. Dont get caught by a drone though.
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
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you won't get a job here either without a work visa.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31754688


atleast the fema camps wont abduct and shoot my ass in 3 years
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


We have FEMA camps too...

But other people like to call them banks.
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


you won't get a job here either without a work visa.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31754688


atleast the fema camps wont abduct and shoot my ass in 3 years
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


you coward fuck.. ill turn your ass in myself if you don't fight them
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seriously i cant get a job anywhere and the fema camps will kill me!
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


you won't get a job here either without a work visa.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31754688


atleast the fema camps wont abduct and shoot my ass in 3 years
 Quoting: nuniabeezewax


you coward fuck.. ill turn your ass in myself if you don't fight them
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31754688


hey im planning to come back once war breaks out but what the hell am i gonna do while these reptillians follow me where ever i go.. is there a fucking town in the US where fucking conspiracy nuts live? id gladly go there and wait till the fighting begins
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Use a boat to cross. The lake and ocean coasts are not guarded on the other side.

If you don't have a boat your biggest obstacle will be crossing the America/Canada no touching zone.

Here's some info.