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samanthasunflower User ID: 37056712 United States 08/30/2013 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was thinking of picking up a new bottle calf next week. I should get a black one, or a black/white one, and then name him Obama. Then in a year I can have him shot, cut him up into chunks, and then feed parts of him to my dogs. Seems only fair that the real Obama ate dogs, and my dogs would eat an Obama. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 36668391 United States 08/30/2013 10:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.glennbeck.com] Bo, the president’s Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys, a hybrid aircraft which takes off like a helicopter but flies like a plane. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36668391 United States 08/30/2013 10:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was thinking of picking up a new bottle calf next week. I should get a black one, or a black/white one, and then name him Obama. Quoting: samanthasunflower Then in a year I can have him shot, cut him up into chunks, and then feed parts of him to my dogs. Seems only fair that the real Obama ate dogs, and my dogs would eat an Obama. :calvin12: |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 46032050 United States 08/30/2013 10:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was thinking of picking up a new bottle calf next week. I should get a black one, or a black/white one, and then name him Obama. Quoting: samanthasunflower Then in a year I can have him shot, cut him up into chunks, and then feed parts of him to my dogs. Seems only fair that the real Obama ate dogs, and my dogs would eat an Obama. Hello.....lol.....you've got this! |
Rara Avis User ID: 45077834 United States 08/30/2013 10:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.glennbeck.com] Bo, the president’s Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys, a hybrid aircraft which takes off like a helicopter but flies like a plane. Fantastic. Gotta fly the dog, must have the dog on vacation instead of a $100,000 sitter. H W S A X R E P O D L A |
R.P. McMurphy User ID: 45419220 United States 08/30/2013 10:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was thinking of picking up a new bottle calf next week. I should get a black one, or a black/white one, and then name him Obama. Quoting: samanthasunflower Then in a year I can have him shot, cut him up into chunks, and then feed parts of him to my dogs. Seems only fair that the real Obama ate dogs, and my dogs would eat an Obama. I love you... marry me. "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. ==== ESTJ-a (Executive) 93% Extroverted, 82% Observant, 83% Thinking, 82% Judging,72% Assertive ==== |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 46032050 United States 08/30/2013 10:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.glennbeck.com] Bo, the president’s Portuguese Water Dog, arrived separately on one of two MV-22 Ospreys, a hybrid aircraft which takes off like a helicopter but flies like a plane. What? Obammycoulnt ride the same plane as his black dog? Oh geez, Merica has hit rock bottom. |
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R.P. McMurphy User ID: 45419220 United States 08/30/2013 10:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I love dogs, but this was a real problem dog, very aggressive, and had a knack for escaping and terrorizing the neighborhood. We tried to warn him but, like most leftists, he always seemed to know better then everyone else. Now, not only is his dog dead, he also received over $500 in fine for allowing the animal to escape, roam the streets, and terrorize the neighbors. He even has a pretty good idea of who poisoned the dog, but can't prove a thing. And again, as much as I love dogs, I have three, I can't feel sorry for this asshole in any way. Last Edited by Mike Ehrmantraut on 08/30/2013 11:01 PM "Moral of the story is I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I'll never make that mistake again. ==== ESTJ-a (Executive) 93% Extroverted, 82% Observant, 83% Thinking, 82% Judging,72% Assertive ==== |
samanthasunflower User ID: 37056712 United States 08/30/2013 11:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was thinking of picking up a new bottle calf next week. I should get a black one, or a black/white one, and then name him Obama. Quoting: samanthasunflower Then in a year I can have him shot, cut him up into chunks, and then feed parts of him to my dogs. Seems only fair that the real Obama ate dogs, and my dogs would eat an Obama. I love you... marry me. |
Nine's User ID: 44255165 United States 08/30/2013 11:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can see it now: Man Sentenced to Life in Prison for Threatening XXXXXX A XXXX county man was sentenced today to life in prison without possibility of parole. A hearing will be held on XXXXX to determine whether he will be held in Guantanamo, or a Federal prison. Mr. XXXXX was arrested XXXXX when he was found running down the street of his neighborhood, shouting," XXXXXX, if I get my hands on you I'm going to murder you!" Officers determined he was a National Security risk and multiple agencies were dispatched. A swat team surrounded the home where multiple law enforcement agencies reported hearing the threats. In additon to the threats, he was heard to call XXXXX obscene names which will be considered in a separate trial for racial vulgarities, and hate crimes. As he was led from the home in handcuffs, a reporter overheard him stating that XXXXX was a dirty black XXXX, a mongrel, and a dog. A lone dog remained behind, watching his owner being put in the car. An unidentified source from NSA said the dog was very good natured and appeared to smile at his owner as he was leaving. During the year long trial, Mr. XXXX insisted he was speaking to his dog and his name was XXXXXX. The dog was brought into court and when Mr. XXXXX called him XXXXX, the dog ignored him. The dog now resides in Washington DC with the agent who rescued him. Last Edited by Nine's - IN MEMORIAM on 08/30/2013 11:05 PM |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 46032050 United States 08/30/2013 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have an ex-friend, (because he's a worthless left-wing shit stain on society) who had a black pitt he named obama. With in a month, someone fed the food a couple of meat balls laced with antifreeze. Quoting: R.P. McMurphy I love dogs, but this was a real problem dog, very aggressive, and had a knack for escaping and terrorizing the neighborhood. We tried to warn him but, like most leftists, he always seemed to know better then everyone else. Now, not only is his dog dead, he also received over $500 in fine for allowing the animal to escape, roam the streets, and terrorize the neighbors. He even has a pretty good idea of who poisoned the dog, but can't prove a thing. And again, as much as I love dogs, I have three, I can't feel sorry for this asshole in any way. Mine is a lab/Dane mix.....no pit but an ass just the same. Not aggressive, just pulls his moves behind the the scenes when he thinks no one is looking. Obama in dog form. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 46032050 United States 08/30/2013 11:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I can see it now: Quoting: Nine's Man Sentenced to Life in Prison for Threatening XXXXXX A XXXX county man was sentenced today to life in prison without possibility of parole. A hearing will be held on XXXXX to determine whether he will be held in Guantanamo, or a Federal prison. Mr. XXXXX was arrested XXXXX when he was found running down the street of his neighborhood, shouting," XXXXXX, if I get my hands on you I'm going to murder you!" Officers determined he was a National Security risk and multiple agencies were dispatched. A swat team surrounded the home where multiple law enforcement agencies reported hearing the threats. In additon to the threats, he was heard to call XXXXX obscene names which will be considered in a separate trial for racial vulgarities, and hate crimes. As he was led from the home in handcuffs, a reporter overheard him stating that XXXXX was a dirty black XXXX, a mongrel, and a dog. A lone dog remained behind, watching his owner being put in the car. An unidentified source from NSA said the dog was very good natured and appeared to smile at his owner as he was leaving. During the year long trial, Mr. XXXX insisted he was speaking to his dog and his name was XXXXXX. The dog was brought into court and when Mr. XXXXX called him XXXXX, the dog ignored him. The dog now resides in Washington DC with the agent who rescued him. Omg......lmao |
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