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Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here.
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BunnySees
User ID: 563548
 United States
12/9/2008 11:04 AM
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That girl so fine id eat her dirty socks,heard this one last night at the Pumpers....I swooned.
We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him.
Napoleon Bonaparte |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 473065
 Canada
12/9/2008 11:17 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Awww, bless her little heart
Pourin' down the rain
It's fixin' to come a storm
That boy's about a half a bubble off |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 574928
United States
12/18/2008 12:30 PM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
"I knows Jeb came to my house and eats chicken shitz I know Jeb."
That ain't Southern Talk.
That is like a 'Dis (This) Dat (That) Dor (Door) For (Four), Niggery Talk. Quoting: Fast5 91844
Bitch what the fuck do you mean niggery talk. Fuck you your mama is a fucking nigger you white ignorant uneducated cracker.It will be a lot of crackers like you in hell for hating and then you can make sure you kiss our nigger ass,you white little shit. Ignorant piss ant. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 574928
United States
12/18/2008 12:32 PM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
If there's grass on the field play ball... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26906
you dumb fuck ! You got that from the movie "how high". |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 477567
United States
12/18/2008 12:34 PM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Where's so and so.....he went to shit and the hogs ate em. |
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BigPoppaG
User ID: 705503
United States
6/18/2009 9:36 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
You better listen or I'll slap you naked and hide yer clothes! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 702264
United States
6/18/2009 9:53 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I'm so hungry I could eat rotten bologna from a dead horse's ass.
It's so hot I saw a tree chasing a dog.
It's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in the pepper patch.
When the tailgate drops the bullshit stops.
That's the kind of girl that makes you want to burn your bed.
(talking about ugly girl)
I'd slide down a razor blade into a pool of alcohol just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.
(talking about a hot girl) |
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Dexter
User ID: 683496
United States
6/18/2009 10:09 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I skipped pages 2-5, so firgive me if its been said, but my best friend in SC (when i was growing up) used to say:
"Well shit fire and save matches!" it seems to be the modern equivalent to OMFG. |
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snark 
User ID: 572354
United States
6/18/2009 10:14 AM
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He's all hat and no cattle. (A big talker)
Last Edited by snark on 6/18/2009 at 11:02 AM
T For Texas, T For Tennessee!
[link to snarkista.mybrute.com]
The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 654409
United States
6/18/2009 10:16 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Queerer than a two dollar bill. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26906
Queer as a football bat |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 619051
United States
6/18/2009 10:18 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Where's so and so.....he went to shit and the hogs ate em. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 477567
my dad used to and still says, "he went to go take a shit and the shit eatin dog got em" |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 693418
United States
6/18/2009 10:23 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
hither
yonder
i reckon |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 654409
United States
6/18/2009 10:33 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
That's more fucked up than the last napkin at a bar-b-que! |
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Schoeff
User ID: 703781
United States
6/18/2009 10:45 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
You listen up or I'ma slap you bal'headed.
Grinnin' like a shit-eatin' dawg.
*courtesy of a friend who grew up in North Carolina
Last Edited by Schoeff on 6/18/2009 at 10:46 AM
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
-- NLP adage |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 683596
United States
6/18/2009 10:50 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Git in da truck, Bitch |
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Chopper Charlie
User ID: 705539
United States
6/18/2009 10:52 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
"Put the Quahedas on that!" |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 57999
United States
6/18/2009 11:07 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I'm sorry for disturbin you and your wife Cletus.That ain't my wife thas my sisterin'. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703898
United States
6/18/2009 11:08 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I wouldn't trade my wife for a brand new hay rake.  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 57999
United States
6/18/2009 11:10 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I'm gonna learn you a lesson boy. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 57999
United States
6/18/2009 11:12 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Six in one half dozen in the other'n. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703898
United States
6/18/2009 11:12 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Mess with me and I'll slap the taste right outta your mouth!  |
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Schoeff
User ID: 703781
United States
6/18/2009 11:15 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I'm gonna learn you a lesson boy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57999
Yep. That'll learn him his abc's.
Ah'aight!
You done gotcher self all in a tizzy 'bout nuthin.
If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got.
-- NLP adage |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 311438
Canada
6/18/2009 11:17 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
"Red on the head, like the dick on a dog" |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 703898
United States
6/18/2009 11:20 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
"Red on the head, like the dick on a dog" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 311438
Red on the head like a pecker on a poodle. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 704299
United States
6/18/2009 11:24 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Well, I'll be dipped in peanut butter!
Why, I oughta sandpaper your ass and roll you in alcohol! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 401714
United States
6/18/2009 11:29 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kickin'.
More nervous than a cat in a roomful of rockin' chairs.
Slicker'n owl $hit (VERY common!)
I'm tellin' you, that Betty is a gooooooood-lookin' girl.
Those biscuits are so good they'll make you wanna slap your momma!
Hog jowls and mountain oysters ...
The toilet is referred to as the "pi$$er" or the "$hitter", depending on which one you're doing at the time: "Hey, bring me some $hit paper. I'm on the $hitter, and there ain't none in here!"
After a particularly smelly fart: "Man, something done crawled up yo' a$$ and DIED!"
And no matter how large a fish you catch, your buddy recently caught one that was just a little bit bigger! ;-) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 401714
United States
6/18/2009 11:32 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Oh, and:
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 687890
United States
6/18/2009 11:37 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
My Mom to my dirty faced brother, "You look like you been suckin' hind tit on a hog." |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 537275
United States
6/18/2009 11:40 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
I'll whoop ya like a red headed step child |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 311438
Canada
6/18/2009 11:44 AM | | Re: Funny Southern Sayings: Post your favorite here. | Quote |
Bed time ritual at Walton mountain.
Elizabeth: Good night, John Boy.
John-Boy: Good night, Elizabeth. Good night, Daddy.
John (dad): Good night, Son. Good night, Mary Ellen.
Mary Ellen: Good night, Daddy. Good night, Mama.
Olivia (mom): Good night, Mary Ellen. Good night, Jim Bob.
Jim Bob: Good night, Mama. Good night, Erin.
Erin: Good night, Jim Bob. Good night, Ben.
Ben: Good night, Erin. Good night, everybody. |
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