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I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.

 
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09/03/2013 07:41 PM
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I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
I will be put in charge of doing the entertainment "casting couches" for actresses, female musicians, tv presenters, etc. I will provide the blackmail material for the secret services, they even installed the hidden blackmail camera in my office and house already.

I will have to do a initiation ritual in some OTO (Aleister Crowley) masonic lodge and that probably means i will have to do fag activity and there will be a blackmail camera around...but everything for money, power and tail.

Im sorry guys...i just did it...i will work for your enslavement, the dark side (money, power and pussy) just got me. I will work hard for your demise from now on.

I also need to buy some lube, i heard the head mason that will initiate me is well endowed.

Anyways ask me a question cattle...
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09/03/2013 07:44 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
My aren't we on a flight of fancy.
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09/03/2013 07:52 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
OMG im having second thoughts.

No, its not my conscious its my ass. Granted that i will have the best tail in town but having to take it up the tail pipe in some kind of Satanic ritual?!? OMG...what shall i do?

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09/03/2013 08:06 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
duh mooo?

you sold yourself.
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09/03/2013 08:12 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
Doesn't matter how much pussy you get, you give up your asshole... You'll always be a dick slurping faggot...
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09/03/2013 08:18 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
haha sucker
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09/03/2013 08:20 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
i thought maybe this was an ALEX B tread - well anyways u a sick fuck-no class - real ILLUMINATI hate the PROFANE

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