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I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.

 
Anonymous Coward
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09/03/2013 07:41 PM
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I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
I will be put in charge of doing the entertainment "casting couches" for actresses, female musicians, tv presenters, etc. I will provide the blackmail material for the secret services, they even installed the hidden blackmail camera in my office and house already.

I will have to do a initiation ritual in some OTO (Aleister Crowley) masonic lodge and that probably means i will have to do fag activity and there will be a blackmail camera around...but everything for money, power and tail.

Im sorry guys...i just did it...i will work for your enslavement, the dark side (money, power and pussy) just got me. I will work hard for your demise from now on.

I also need to buy some lube, i heard the head mason that will initiate me is well endowed.

Anyways ask me a question cattle...
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09/03/2013 07:44 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
My aren't we on a flight of fancy.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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09/03/2013 07:52 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
OMG im having second thoughts.

No, its not my conscious its my ass. Granted that i will have the best tail in town but having to take it up the tail pipe in some kind of Satanic ritual?!? OMG...what shall i do?

Idol1
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09/03/2013 08:06 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
duh mooo?

you sold yourself.
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09/03/2013 08:18 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
haha sucker
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09/03/2013 08:20 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
i thought maybe this was an ALEX B tread - well anyways u a sick fuck-no class - real ILLUMINATI hate the PROFANE
God is the light not the dev
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03/02/2016 01:17 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
God is the light not the devil. If you die that money and etc. Is no good what are you people doing?
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03/02/2016 01:27 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
Well fuck off, then.
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03/02/2016 01:41 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
How much pussy are you swimming in?
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03/02/2016 02:12 PM
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:capslock-3:f00tinmouth-ahem
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03/02/2016 02:15 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
OMG im having second thoughts.

No, its not my conscious its my ass. Granted that i will have the best tail in town but having to take it up the tail pipe in some kind of Satanic ritual?!? OMG...what shall i do?

Idol1
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Sorry. You can't get out anymore. Lube up, bend over and pray that the lodge master is not that well endowed.
Steaks are high
Tomato plants are in
Family is shaved
It has begined
Archmond
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03/02/2016 02:16 PM
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Is that you David ?

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03/02/2016 02:18 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
You can be an Occultist without having to do weird crap like those wonky Bohemian Grove tards.
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03/02/2016 02:19 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
OMG im having second thoughts.

No, its not my conscious its my ass. Granted that i will have the best tail in town but having to take it up the tail pipe in some kind of Satanic ritual?!? OMG...what shall i do?

Idol1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46076368


ohsnap
NowIhavetothinkofanameohnoithurts
It's all bull!
Nevertheless, the ruler is not truly wise who cannot discern evils before they develop themselves, and this is a faculty given to few. Niccolo Machiavelli
Karma is funny, people who kick dogs usually get bitten.
If someone doesn't add value to your life, then that someone shouldn't be a part of it.
You can always trust people to do whatever is in their own interests.
It is certain wastelands will be brought under cultivation.
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03/02/2016 02:34 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
How does that shit sammich taste OP?
Or taking it up the pooper "for the one"?
Or giving David Rockefeller and Murdoch a BJ?

GOOD LUCK WITH ALL THAT,,,

Idol1
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03/02/2016 02:53 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
You can be an Occultist without having to do weird crap like those wonky Bohemian Grove tards.
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100% wrong.
You can be an Occult aficionado or hang around without practicing BM, but to be an actual card carrying member of the oto you are required to practice.
I don't know why anyone in their right mind would want to practice that or be part of that culture. So gross.
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03/02/2016 02:58 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
Considering how much power these people have you'd think they would have mastered their impulse control by now and would not be caught up in all these sexual perversions.

Real mindfulness and conscious mastery seems to have alluded these people
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03/02/2016 03:02 PM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
This is exactly why you should not vote TRUMP!!!




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03/02/2016 03:06 PM

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footrap
Prayer.....the world's first wireless connection.
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03/03/2016 09:55 AM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
You can be an Occultist without having to do weird crap like those wonky Bohemian Grove tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51027763


100% wrong.
You can be an Occult aficionado or hang around without practicing BM, but to be an actual card carrying member of the oto you are required to practice.
I don't know why anyone in their right mind would want to practice that or be part of that culture. So gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30521415


I'm not wrong because not all Occult societies engage in these practices. I will not comment on OTO since I am not an Initiate but as a Hermeticist for over 20 years, I embraced a life long celibacy path (not a requirement).

If a particular group has requirements you don't like, you don't join, duh.

There are however, like with any group, wackos who do wacko things.
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03/03/2016 09:57 AM
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Re: I sold myself to the Illuminati, you are all cattle to me now. Ask me a question.
You can be an Occultist without having to do weird crap like those wonky Bohemian Grove tards.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51027763


100% wrong.
You can be an Occult aficionado or hang around without practicing BM, but to be an actual card carrying member of the oto you are required to practice.
I don't know why anyone in their right mind would want to practice that or be part of that culture. So gross.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30521415


I'm not wrong because not all Occult societies engage in these practices. I will not comment on OTO since I am not an Initiate but as a Hermeticist for over 20 years, I embraced a life long celibacy path (not a requirement).

If a particular group has requirements you don't like, you don't join, duh.

There are however, like with any group, wackos who do wacko things.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51027763


And to add to my post, there is also the option of solitary.





GLP