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Guy Looking To Feel Horrible About Aspect Of Everyday Life Decides To Watch Documentary

 
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Guy Looking To Feel Horrible About Aspect Of Everyday Life Decides To Watch Documentary
must be a GLPerlol

LANSING, MI—Seeking a sense of bottomless dread about an aspect of ordinary daily life that had heretofore seemed innocuous to him, local resident Michael Strzpek decided to watch any of a thousand documentary films available to stream on netflix.com Thursday evening.

“I already feel terrible about American politics, advertising, water, dolphins, fast food, and Walt Disney, so let’s see what other documentaries can make me feel terrible about something it never occurred to me to feel terrible about before,” the 31-year-old claims adjuster told reporters.

“I’m just really in the mood to feel like complete and utter shit about something I do, eat, purchase, patronize, or support, and I want the depths of its ugliness revealed to me through a combination of shocking footage, interviews with experts, and sober voice-over narration.” At press time, Strzpek figured this documentary exposing the dangers of wind turbines “should do the trick.”
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Lmao!!!

So true

Im in the mood to be scared of air water sleeping being awake and everything else so that i can admit that life itself is the process of dying!
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what is the link for this story op?

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