Welcome to your new COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF

Been looking for asnwers for awhile now. Guess that image is the best explanation coming.

Yeah, and it's pretty lame.

Ah, yes!
And it hasn't even been very subtle, has it?

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Vladimir Putin, not Al Gore, invented the internet.

Vladimir Putin was the mysterious angelic priest who ministered to the girl trapped in the wrecked car.

Vladimir Putin's grandfather was Rudolph Valentino, the hearthrob of women in the 1920s.

Vladimir Putin is invented sliced bread, and the famous Wonder Bread was named for him.

Vladimir Putin requires specially made giant sized jock straps.

Vladimir Putin can hit a mouse's eyeball at 95 paces with a bow and arrow.

Vladimir Putin is so fast he can run down the ringleader of a flash mob, drag him to the ground and hog tie him, even before the store clerks can call the cops.

Vladimir Putin can paralyze heads of state with a single sideways glance.

Vladimir Putin is so virile that he had had an enormous, special dascha built on the Black Sea to house and educate all of his out of wedlock children.

Vladimir Putin composed and played concertos for the balalaika when he was only 4 years old.

Vladimir Putin's grandmother was Anastasia, the sole survivor of the Romanov dynasty.

Vladimir Putin was Pricess Dianna's secret lover and had that Arab killed out of jealousy.

Vladimir Putin can leap tall buildings in a single bound, pause in midair and peep in at young lovelies.

Vladimir Putin, the savior of the west.

Next time you try to pull someone else up for a spelling mistake, make sure you haven't fucked up.


MORON!!!

LOL! YOU are the moran n00b



grow a brian

Yes, many Americans would gladly accept Bart Simpson for our dictator just to get rid of Obama and his endless in-your-face insults, outrages, and indignities, to be diplomatic about it.

It worked for Ahhhhnold

remember the recall election?

the choices were a few really geeky looking unknowns (your weird ass neighbor Bob etc.), Gary Coleman the black midget, Larry Flynt the porn king in a wheel chair and The Terminator

:901 rebels:

Last Edited by Lamplite on 09/07/2013 09:55 PM

I love how whites cannot imagine a world where they are not at the to. It will make watching them fall that much sweeter.

More Lamplite, You have become the light this evening

I freakin' love this one.

:singleobamatard:

Last Edited by Lamplite on 09/07/2013 04:21 AM

now where's the threesome pic?


lol

That is one powerful picture.

Sexy little devil

Isn't that Putin's head on Marlon Brando's body? I'm kind of thinking it is.