John 8:3-11 NKJV
Then the scribes and Pharisees brought to Him a woman caught in adultery. And when they had set her in the midst, they said to Him, “Teacher, this woman was caught in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses, in the law, commanded us that such should be stoned. But what do You say?” This they said, testing Him, that they might have something of which to accuse Him. But Jesus stooped down and wrote on the ground with His finger, as though He did not hear.
So when they continued asking Him, He raised Himself up and said to them, “He who is without sin among you, let him throw a stone at her first.” And again He stooped down and wrote on the ground. Then those who heard it, being convicted by their conscience, went out one by one, beginning with the oldest even to the last. And Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst. When Jesus had raised Himself up and saw no one but the woman, He said to her, “Woman, where are those accusers of yours? Has no one condemned you?”
She said, “No one, Lord.” And Jesus said to her, “Neither do I condemn you; go and sin no more.”
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42799661 This says it better..
the Aussie version
Joh 8:3 And the self rioghteus hell screamers dreagged a woman up to him, She had been caught screwing another womans bloke; and they threw her down in front of him,
Joh 8:4 Then they said, Master (Buttering him up as these arrogant ones liked to do), this woman was caught screwing another womans bloke, in the very act..we even have pics so it DID happen.
Joh 8:5 Now Moses told us in the law, that such a slut should be stoned to death: but what do YOU reckon?
Joh 8:6 They said this hoping he would break one of their precious laws and have a reason to stone him as well. But Jesus knelt down, And started doing scribbles in the dirt..probably listing each one of their sins, complete with times..dates..names ect..and he totally ignored them.
Joh 8:7 So they kept hassling him and demanding an answer..as they could not see what he had written in the dirt as yet, he stood up..revealing what he had written..and said.,, "Any of you blokes who have never lied..been immoral..stolen..been greedy..or had sex ya should not have..you may be my guest..and start tossing some rocks..look over there..some really big ones..go for it"
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Joh 8:8 And he knelt down again and continued writing out their long list of hypocrisy...only now they KNEW what he was writing and didnt dare make a move..because the crowd was also watching and had seen what was written in the dirt.
Joh 8:9 And they knew they were stumped, they knew they were full of shit..and it was exposed for all to see, so they left, one by one, beginning at the eldest, and the youngest ones went last..being the most arrogant: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing alone...as all the self rightous hell screamers had slunk away.
Joh 8:10 Jesus then stood up..no longer needing to write out the list, and saw no one but the woman, he said to her, Woman, where are those self righteous hell screamers gone? I thought they wanted you dead and frying in hell..even though thats the last thing I would have done. Im not like them...wonder why they left?
Joh 8:11 She said, No one..they have gone, Lord. And Jesus said to her, Ive got nothing against you either: go, and never screw someone who is not your hubby OK?.
Joh 8:12 Then Jesus spoke again to the crowd, saying, I am fair dinkum..the example the world needs..the light as it were: If you truly do give a shit about what I have to say and what I do..and want to be like me you wont end up stumbling around like a pisshead in a melbourne footy club or end up like these self rightous hell screamers that just had their ass handed to them, but instead you shall be for real..you SHALL give a shit..you will be walking in the real life..not the fake self rightous life those tools I just sent packing were blabbering about.
